does ne1 have a pet cow???
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does ne1 have a pet cow???
yes i have a few thay love fina :lol:
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im thinking of getting a black transelvainian cow :D for protection and shit cuz those ****ing giraffes keep coming after me when im alone :lol:
sound's good to me bro just make sure you keep your cow dose of fina high. So he's really aggressive and shit :lol:
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Originally Posted by CrystalMethodX
Yes, in the garden tied on rope!
She loves her daily dose of grass and finaplix :1hifu:
well i am looking at one that i might buy he hasnt done ne cycles yet
its gonna be his first cycle what should i give him?????
he wanted some winny but is afraid of injecting
can he drink winny :D ?
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Originally Posted by CrystalMethodX
first off what are his stat's? what dose his diet and training look like ? is he gettin enough sleep ?
dude thats cruel u tie him to a rope in the garden ?? :( man when the irs hear bout that theyre gonna take him away from u pfffttt he has rites u know hes not thing damn my cow watches tv drinks beer with me sometimes we even workout together :D when the hell did cows become shesss??? :scratch:Quote:
Originally Posted by MatrixGuy
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Originally Posted by stocky121
when standing 9' tall when on fours bout 6 ' weight : when standin bout 600 lbs when on fours bout 700lbs
i could say he is a bit meso mostly ecto and a little meso
training is everyday , some kung-fu , working 8 muscle groups ED not working the same muscle groupl in a row
diet is :rich in read meat , chicken , some people not too much tho cuz they are filled with sat fat these days :rolleyes: and i give him some carbs like grass ,leaves etc...... sleeps bout 6 hrs a day but i scare the shit outta him when hes asleep muwhwhahahahah so wut do u think mr stocky sir???? :icon_roll
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Originally Posted by CrystalMethodX
well i think he's ready to cycle
week's 1-4 d/boll 200mg ed
week's 1-13 test-e 4 gram's ew
week's 1-12 EQ 1.5 gram's ew
week's 1-10 tren 1.5 gram's ew
week's 9-15 winny 150mg ed
20mg nolva all the way through cycle with .5 letro you don't wan't him gettin bitch tit's.
2 gram's milk thistle ed. keep his liver in check
and i think he's ready to go. one more thing i woulden't scare him while he's on this cocktail of drug's he might snap :lol:
hmmm ill do that but hes sittin next to me he says he doesnt wanna inject wants to drink that stuff
also can u think of a name hey shut up!!! damn hoes so annoyin he says he has his damn rites and wants to choose his own name yeah rite :rolleyes:
like im gonna be walking in the street with him and calling his name out sayin earl , or jabongasteen hes crazy man i tell u
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Originally Posted by CrystalMethodX
:lol: :lol: you own his ass bro you call him what ever you wan't. Just tell him to man up and inject or you could just wait till he's asleep and jab him
hahaha im gonna wait till he's asleep :evil2: then use a 0' gauge needle muahahahaha do u think that will leave a mark ???? :lol:
im gonna make a custom 1 liter needle with a -22.5 gauge needle mix all the roids and give em to him while hes sleeping :1laugh: wut do u think bout names btw i dont want smth emabarrising to him or me so i was thinking maybe : dikless . moreen , or taiboxa wut do u think?? :wg:
a 0 gauge you cruel bastard :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by CrystalMethodX
i think taiboxa is a good one or maybe dead-lift. I don't know i'am ****ing shit with name's bro
to me, she is a "she" because its the closest thing i get to a female :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by CrystalMethodX
name= daisy! :wg:
humpty dumpty maybe :scratch: oh btw do i give it on a side or in the middle and let it flow in :lol: hmm tht actually grossed me out a bit :?:Quote:
Originally Posted by stocky121
matrix
well my cow is a he not a she and he gets kind of angry bout it plz dont make him angry ok , ok he left now mwuwhahahahah he doesnt know im doing all this to put more meat on him than im gonna eat yeah thats rite
look wut im doing to his friend
www.savetoby.com :D
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Originally Posted by CrystalMethodX
your going to kill your rabbit if you don't get 50 k ? how much do you want bro i'll help you out :wg:
i want my money and i want it now
dikless has developed gyno he needs surgery cuz the female cows dont like him now that he has boobs only the lesbian cows like him :D
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Originally Posted by CrystalMethodX
:lol: i told you to give him some nolva. Or is it of puberty. How much do you wan't 20 k bro is that alright ?
i gave him some more test to up his natural test levels which were low :D
30k seems bout rite could u also send a piece of steak as a joke :muwuahahahahaha
you know your one sick **** bro :lol: but i like it. Who do you wan't the check making out to :D
Mr dikless meat
ha hes gone now send it out to me im gonna ****ing run away with the money and leave him mwuahahahahaha oh i mean send it so we can help this poor soul :D
You better book him for an appointment with the doc, see if he can get gyno sugery on his pet insurance! :lol: :lol:
Im Happy To Announce That Dikless Has Died From Severe Gyno And I Just Had A Piece Of Him Tasted Pretty Good With Hot Sauce :d
awwwwwww :tear: you bast*** :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by CrystalMethodX
hey i need protein and he was dead * i think * :confused: well he did move and say shit like noo im still alive does that mean he was still alive???? :scratch:
:lol: poor cow, at least he was loved and gone to good use.Quote:
Originally Posted by CrystalMethodX