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    cows

    does ne1 have a pet cow???

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    yes i have a few thay love fina

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    im thinking of getting a black transelvainian cow for protection and shit cuz those ****ing giraffes keep coming after me when im alone

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    sound's good to me bro just make sure you keep your cow dose of fina high. So he's really aggressive and shit

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    Quote Originally Posted by CrystalMethodX
    does ne1 have a pet cow???

    Yes, in the garden tied on rope!
    She loves her daily dose of grass and finaplix

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    well i am looking at one that i might buy he hasnt done ne cycles yet
    its gonna be his first cycle what should i give him?????
    he wanted some winny but is afraid of injecting
    can he drink winny ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by CrystalMethodX
    well i am looking at one that i might buy he hasnt done ne cycles yet
    its gonna be his first cycle what should i give him?????
    he wanted some winny but is afraid of injecting
    can he drink winny ?

    first off what are his stat's? what dose his diet and training look like ? is he gettin enough sleep ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MatrixGuy

    Yes, in the garden tied on rope!
    She loves her daily dose of grass and finaplix
    dude thats cruel u tie him to a rope in the garden ?? man when the irs hear bout that theyre gonna take him away from u pfffttt he has rites u know hes not thing damn my cow watches tv drinks beer with me sometimes we even workout together when the hell did cows become shesss???

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    Quote Originally Posted by stocky121
    first off what are his stat's? what dose his diet and training look like ? is he gettin enough sleep ?

    when standing 9' tall when on fours bout 6 ' weight : when standin bout 600 lbs when on fours bout 700lbs
    i could say he is a bit meso mostly ecto and a little meso

    training is everyday , some kung-fu , working 8 muscle groups ED not working the same muscle groupl in a row

    diet is :rich in read meat , chicken , some people not too much tho cuz they are filled with sat fat these days and i give him some carbs like grass ,leaves etc...... sleeps bout 6 hrs a day but i scare the shit outta him when hes asleep muwhwhahahahah so wut do u think mr stocky sir????

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    Quote Originally Posted by CrystalMethodX
    when standing 9' tall when on fours bout 6 ' weight : when standin bout 600 lbs when on fours bout 700lbs
    i could say he is a bit meso mostly ecto and a little meso

    training is everyday , some kung-fu , working 8 muscle groups ED not working the same muscle groupl in a row

    diet is :rich in read meat , chicken , some people not too much tho cuz they are filled with sat fat these days and i give him some carbs like grass ,leaves etc...... sleeps bout 6 hrs a day but i scare the shit outta him when hes asleep muwhwhahahahah so wut do u think mr stocky sir????

    well i think he's ready to cycle

    week's 1-4 d/boll 200mg ed
    week's 1-13 test-e 4 gram's ew
    week's 1-12 EQ 1.5 gram's ew
    week's 1-10 tren 1.5 gram's ew
    week's 9-15 winny 150mg ed

    20mg nolva all the way through cycle with .5 letro you don't wan't him gettin bitch tit's.
    2 gram's milk thistle ed. keep his liver in check

    and i think he's ready to go. one more thing i woulden't scare him while he's on this cocktail of drug's he might snap

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    hmmm ill do that but hes sittin next to me he says he doesnt wanna inject wants to drink that stuff
    also can u think of a name hey shut up!!! damn hoes so annoyin he says he has his damn rites and wants to choose his own name yeah rite
    like im gonna be walking in the street with him and calling his name out sayin earl , or jabongasteen hes crazy man i tell u

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    Quote Originally Posted by CrystalMethodX
    hmmm ill do that but hes sittin next to me he says he doesnt wanna inject wants to drink that stuff
    also can u think of a name hey shut up!!! damn hoes so annoyin he says he has his damn rites and wants to choose his own name yeah rite
    like im gonna be walking in the street with him and calling his name out sayin earl , or jabongasteen hes crazy man i tell u

    you own his ass bro you call him what ever you wan't. Just tell him to man up and inject or you could just wait till he's asleep and jab him

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    hahaha im gonna wait till he's asleep then use a 0' gauge needle muahahahaha do u think that will leave a mark ????
    im gonna make a custom 1 liter needle with a -22.5 gauge needle mix all the roids and give em to him while hes sleeping wut do u think bout names btw i dont want smth emabarrising to him or me so i was thinking maybe : dikless . moreen , or taiboxa wut do u think??

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    Quote Originally Posted by CrystalMethodX
    hahaha im gonna wait till he's asleep then use a 0' gauge needle muahahahaha do u think that will leave a mark ????
    im gonna make a custom 1 liter needle with a -22.5 gauge needle mix all the roids and give em to him while hes sleeping wut do u think bout names btw i dont want smth emabarrising to him or me so i was thinking maybe : dikless . moreen , or taiboxa wut do u think??
    a 0 gauge you cruel bastard

    i think taiboxa is a good one or maybe dead-lift. I don't know i'am ****ing shit with name's bro

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    Quote Originally Posted by CrystalMethodX
    dude thats cruel u tie him to a rope in the garden ?? man when the irs hear bout that theyre gonna take him away from u pfffttt he has rites u know hes not thing damn my cow watches tv drinks beer with me sometimes we even workout together when the hell did cows become shesss???
    to me, she is a "she" because its the closest thing i get to a female
    name= daisy!

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    Quote Originally Posted by stocky121
    a 0 gauge you cruel bastard

    i think taiboxa is a good one or maybe dead-lift. I don't know i'am ****ing shit with name's bro
    humpty dumpty maybe oh btw do i give it on a side or in the middle and let it flow in hmm tht actually grossed me out a bit

    matrix

    well my cow is a he not a she and he gets kind of angry bout it plz dont make him angry ok , ok he left now mwuwhahahahah he doesnt know im doing all this to put more meat on him than im gonna eat yeah thats rite
    look wut im doing to his friend

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    Quote Originally Posted by CrystalMethodX
    humpty dumpty maybe oh btw do i give it on a side or in the middle and let it flow in hmm tht actually grossed me out a bit

    matrix

    well my cow is a he not a she and he gets kind of angry bout it plz dont make him angry ok , ok he left now mwuwhahahahah he doesnt know im doing all this to put more meat on him than im gonna eat yeah thats rite
    look wut im doing to his friend




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    your going to kill your rabbit if you don't get 50 k ? how much do you want bro i'll help you out

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    i want my money and i want it now
    dikless has developed gyno he needs surgery cuz the female cows dont like him now that he has boobs only the lesbian cows like him

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    Quote Originally Posted by CrystalMethodX
    i want my money and i want it now
    dikless has developed gyno he needs surgery cuz the female cows dont like him now that he has boobs only the lesbian cows like him

    i told you to give him some nolva. Or is it of puberty. How much do you wan't 20 k bro is that alright ?

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    i gave him some more test to up his natural test levels which were low

    30k seems bout rite could u also send a piece of steak as a joke :muwuahahahahaha

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    you know your one sick **** bro but i like it. Who do you wan't the check making out to

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    Mr dikless meat
    ha hes gone now send it out to me im gonna ****ing run away with the money and leave him mwuahahahahaha oh i mean send it so we can help this poor soul

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    You better book him for an appointment with the doc, see if he can get gyno sugery on his pet insurance!

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    Im Happy To Announce That Dikless Has Died From Severe Gyno And I Just Had A Piece Of Him Tasted Pretty Good With Hot Sauce :d

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    Quote Originally Posted by CrystalMethodX
    Im Happy To Announce That Dikless Has Died From Severe Gyno And I Just Had A Piece Of Him Tasted Pretty Good With Hot Sauce :d
    awwwwwww you bast***

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    hey i need protein and he was dead * i think * well he did move and say shit like noo im still alive does that mean he was still alive????

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    Quote Originally Posted by CrystalMethodX
    hey i need protein and he was dead * i think * well he did move and say shit like noo im still alive does that mean he was still alive????
    poor cow, at least he was loved and gone to good use.

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