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    I Shouldnt be laughing butOMG lol

    im walking from the kitchen to go watch some tv while im walkin i feel some pain "down there" so i think its prob my zipper(prob had a sharp edge and i wasnt wearing ne BB )so i keep walking then it hurts alot the head actually so i run to the bathroom unzip my pants look down there............................................. ........................................OMG i have a small ANT biting my dick !!!!!! WTF !!!! this shit never happens to other people this shit always happens to me i swear some1 up there is mad at me .......so i pinch it throw it away nothing happens no swellin etc.... so all is good i walk back to the tv sit down a bit then it itches once im thinking ahh its kool i just got bit then it itches again and again then i start getting a bit hard yeah i know it wierd then i run to the bathroom again to find that veins r ****ing popping everywhere and the left part rite bellow the head is swolling a lot and loooks like i have a small camel hump i know im supposed to be worrying and shit but this is just way too funny LOL then i was thiniking u know how movie heroes get bitten by insects,animals then they get super powers and shit ??? well i got a headache i thot i could be changing into smth but i dont wanna be ANT-MAN or some shit like that more like SNAKE-MAN OR SPIDER MAN but **** i dont want some spider bitin my dick LOL who the fvck gets bitten by an ant ,,,,,THERE!!!! LOL

    THATS ALL FOLKS

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    hey they say ants can carry over 50 times their weight, think about being in the gym and benching like 10 thousand pounds!

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    I read an article where a man was bit on his nose by a certain kind of red ant and his nose swelled up and had to be amputated.....

    or was that a black ant.... ?

    what color was it man?

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    hahahhaha damn, that is shitty! that is funny tho, little ant biting your cock.

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    yer hatin it dude.


    . The majority of stings are uncomplicated, but secondary infections may occur if the pustule is broken, and scars may last for several months. Severe infections requiring skin grafting or amputation have been known to occur from fire ant stings.

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    http://www.thebestcontrol.com/pests/.../fireants4.htm

    Sounds like you pustile was broken!

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    Brings new meaning to ants in your pants!

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    can i make the suit bro??!!!

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    I dont know why nobody has said this yet but........ BRO THOSE ARE CALLED CRABS!!! HAHAHAHHAHA EEEEEEWWWWWW!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by HeavyHitter
    I dont know why nobody has said this yet but........ BRO THOSE ARE CALLED CRABS!!! HAHAHAHHAHA EEEEEEWWWWWW!!!!!
    Crabs don't give you camel humps, they...... wait a min. .........uh nevermind.

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    sounds like your suffering from ant dick

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    ...musta been one of those gay ants........ he probably thought he hit the jackpot!

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    Quote Originally Posted by CrystalMethodX
    this shit never happens to other people this shit always happens to me i swear some1 up there is mad at me .......
    You are right....... because you are always saying you do not believe in him up there, and worship satan. I bet worse plagues will visit you buddy.

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    Just thank God it wasn't a bullet ant on your general. By its name you can guess how much it hurts.

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    rofl, I posted in the steroids forumlike 2 weeks ago but I actually stuck myself in the dick with a needle that had test on the edge, the area around it was swolen for a few days and a big part of my dick was purple for like a week and a half....dont ask how it happened

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mesomorphyl
    You are right....... because you are always saying you do not believe in him up there, and worship satan. I bet worse plagues will visit you buddy.
    1st of all that was a joke, second if i dont believe in god then i dont believe in satan cuz theyre both metaphysical , 3rd i dont worship satan , thats just plain dumb , worse plagues will visit me?? what are you God's holy soldier or smth

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    still swollen , no pain , i checked it last nite to make sure everything was working ok ...........it was fine , i think the ant bite improved the whole thing gonna have to check that with one of my female friends tonite HH i think i know what crabs r

    Alphaman : how did u do in ur exams???

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    Got ants in you pants? Dude, it's time for you to do some laundry. And hang you stuff up after it's done. Don't leave stuff on the floor and then put it on with out shaking it a few times. And make sure to check your shoes before you put them on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 63190
    Got ants in you pants? Dude, it's time for you to do some laundry. And hang you stuff up after it's done. Don't leave stuff on the floor and then put it on with out shaking it a few times. And make sure to check your shoes before you put them on.
    yup i do that and dont even shake em i guess i learned my lesson this time

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    Some times you gotta learn the hard way, but then it's burned into memory. From now on, it should be like a reflex. Don't even give it thought. Just shake 'em out, then slide into them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CrystalMethodX
    still swollen , no pain , i checked it last nite to make sure everything was working ok ...........it was fine , i think the ant bite improved the whole thing gonna have to check that with one of my female friends tonite HH i think i know what crabs r

    Alphaman : how did u do in ur exams???

    Passed both of them. How did you know I had exams?

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    man that mean u have some hygiene problem go take a bath and clean your self

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    well me and your wife are real close friends..............................

    haha jk bro i read that in another thread , which is y u were banned rite?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MilitiaGuy
    man that mean u have some hygiene problem go take a bath and clean your self
    coming from some1 like u thats well appreciated.............

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    Quote Originally Posted by CrystalMethodX
    well me and your wife are real close friends..............................

    haha jk bro i read that in another thread , which is y u were banned rite?
    Yeah, I was taking licensing exams that I needed to get hired at my new job on the 22nd. I was first under the impression that I had until the end of next week to get everything in, but they changed the system, and I only had until the 10th, and this was like a week and a half out, so......... I asked to be suspended. Couldn't control myself.

    Do you remember what thread that was in?

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    Cool, thanks. Rickson put "Banned" up there because that was the only way to make it so I couldn't view the board. Suspension just makes it so you can't post, you can still view threads and PM.

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    but u can log out and see the board even when banned unless its an ip ban

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    My computer had the "remember me" thing on, so when I clicked "message board" on steroid .com, it told me I couldn't get on. I know if I really tried to get on I could, but that was enough to control me.

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    • LMFAO •

    Quote Originally Posted by HeavyHitter
    I dont know why nobody has said this yet but........ BRO THOSE ARE CALLED CRABS!!! HAHAHAHHAHA EEEEEEWWWWWW!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PrimoPup
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    IT WAS AN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTTTTTTT NOT A TINY CRAB

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