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  1. 08-07-2005, 11:56 AM #1
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    if texas were a woman..

    id slap that beyotch around for not having my chicken cooked for metoday.. then id take her in the back room and give her some sweet jawja lovin.. then make her go outside and pick peaches all day in the hot GA sun.. not bc im mean.. or thats how we roll down here.. but bc texas is a little whiny biitch..hahaha






























    isnt it texan..hahaha
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    ...deca 's been on a roll these past weeks
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    alcohol??
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    Quote Originally Posted by MilitiaGuy
    alcohol??
    Yes please.


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    if texas was a woman

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    Quote Originally Posted by Decadbal
    id slap that beyotch around for not having my chicken cooked for metoday.. then id take her in the back room and give her some sweet jawja lovin.. then make her go outside and pick peaches all day in the hot GA sun.. not bc im mean.. or thats how we roll down here.. but bc texas is a little whiny biitch..hahaha






    isnt it texan..hahaha

    Preach on Brother!
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    Quote Originally Posted by PaRiS2005
    Excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse Me!
    yup..
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    Quote Originally Posted by PaRiS2005
    Excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse Me!
    men are talkin... shhh... go wash dishes or something..











    LOL
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    If Texas was a woman Deca would ask her if she knew any cute guys he could get busy with
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    your mad bc i never asked you...



    they named a fishin rod after you son... ugly stik
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    your mad bc i never asked you...
    Yeah I was hoping for someone who only loved to recieve!!!!!!!!!


    they named a fishin rod after you son... ugly stik
    LOL you got me....... They named it after me because I'm LONG & STRONG
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    Quote Originally Posted by CRUISECONTROL
    If Texas was a woman Deca would ask her if she knew any cute guys he could get busy with
    dammit my professor looked back here and asked what was so funny
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    afraid not... if u didnt have those carnivale mirrors all over your house.. youd see the truth.. you 4ft8 and 276lbs.. and you have an ab.. not abs.. an ab.. a big abb.. haha..
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    Quote Originally Posted by chest6
    dammit my professor looked back here and asked what was so funny
    and you said.. i was just regergitating some semen from last nights party.. silly homo..
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    i have a big ab..whats so bad about that...im 8 months pregnant
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    Quote Originally Posted by Decadbal
    afraid not... if u didnt have those carnivale mirrors all over your house.. youd see the truth.. you 4ft8 and 276lbs.. and you have an ab.. not abs.. an ab.. a big abb.. haha..
    Is that the best you could come up with
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    no, thats all your worth.. upon time u might be worthy of a ful flame.. now u just get a flicker.. kinda like your penis.. not a real one.. just a beginner till u prove u can use it right
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    Quote Originally Posted by Decadbal
    no, thats all your worth.. upon time u might be worthy of a ful flame.. now u just get a flicker.. kinda like your penis.. not a real one.. just a beginner till u prove u can use it right
    Now thats better............ but I should have known your gay ass would have to talk about my penis
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  21. 08-08-2005, 10:18 AM #21
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    why is it my ass is gay..that makes you gay, for talkin about my ass. and gay in the same sentance.. dont hide it. we are accepting here of your kind.. look we all are nice ot berm.. and he doesnt even try to hide it
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    Quote Originally Posted by CRUISECONTROL
    Now thats better............ but I should have known your gay ass would have to talk about my penis
    ewwwww he said penis
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    you had to say it to... dam dirty butt pirates have commondeered our ship
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    Poor Deca is so confused........ He doesnt realize how gay he really is and subconciously is trying to recruit other members to his gay lifestyle by calling them gay.......

    Poor Poor Deca
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    Deca please dont make me embarrass you more by showing some incriminating pics of your gayness!!!!!!
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    Y'all have obviously never been to Texas...
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    i have.. on my way to mexico.. thats all its good for..
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    Quote Originally Posted by PaRiS2005
    Y'all have obviously never been to Texas...
    I know you aint talkin bout me there little darlin!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Decadbal
    i have.. on my way to mexico.. thats all its good for..
    Luckily our highways can support the weight of your fat A$$
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    that was uncalled for.. if anything myh ass is ample.. not fat
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    pass through my amazing city...its more than just flatness
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    Quote Originally Posted by Decadbal
    that was uncalled for.. if anything myh ass is ample.. not fat
    LOL

    Ok Deca I retract my previous statement.......

    I'm out for awhile


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    Quote Originally Posted by Decadbal
    you had to say it to... dam dirty butt pirates have commondeered our ship
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