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  1. 06-17-2005, 09:28 AM #1
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    Happy AR Fathers day

    Yes Yes its on Sunday, I know but I dont plan on sitting in front of a PC all weekend. So I Wanted to wish all the AR dads out there a great fathers day. actually lets send this out to all Fathers everywhere.




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    In the hills of Kentucky, Ruth had but one week to finalize her school dance plans. Her boyfriend did not have a car, so she figured she would have to borrow her dad's car. So she asked her dad, "Can I use the car Saturday night?"

    Dad replied "I guess you can, but you will have to do something for me." and he whipped it out.

    Ruth knew the routine, so she dropped to her knees and began to orally satisfy her Dad.

    Immediately, though, she was repulsed. "God Dad, you're dick tastes like shit!" she exclaimed.

    Dad replied, "Well, your brother needed the car for Friday Night!"
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  2. 06-17-2005, 09:30 AM #2
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    Sing...Thats bad man..






    Oh, its Kentucky, nevermind.
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  3. 06-17-2005, 09:32 AM #3
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    Isn't Father's day Sunday?



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  4. 06-17-2005, 09:32 AM #4
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    that is definitley Kentucky and Arkansas humor
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  5. 06-17-2005, 09:33 AM #5
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    fathers day is on sunday
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  6. 06-17-2005, 09:38 AM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    Isn't Father's day Sunday?



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    Yes but I dont intent to be in fromt of a computer.....
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  7. 06-17-2005, 09:40 AM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by singern
    Yes but I dont intent to be in fromt of a computer.....
    You intend to be sitting behind your son instead?
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  8. 06-17-2005, 09:42 AM #8
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    i thought it was sunday too.. almost got scared.
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  9. 06-17-2005, 09:51 AM #9
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    im sure i am a father in one of these great american states... so thank you!! hahahaha jk!

    Happy Fathers Day (on Sunday) to all!
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  10. 06-17-2005, 10:34 AM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by MESSY_UK
    You intend to be sitting behind your son instead?

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