I F'n hate when.....

**Dave321** · 06-20-2005, 01:58 PM

when I currently have no work to do and pretend I am writing a proposal for an investment company while my greasy assistant is stareing at me...

**Dave321** · 06-20-2005, 01:59 PM

Originally Posted by IronFreakX

Hmm now we're getting somewhere

do they lick knives , and have fangs and are really flexible and vicious in bed ???

they have 2 legs and a heartbeat(i think).... works for me!

**SexyKitty** · 06-20-2005, 01:59 PM

Originally Posted by Justin Sane

I got a ticket FIRST!!!!

I can share him if you like. There's PLENTY of Dally to go around, know what I'm sayin?

**MatrixGuy** · 06-20-2005, 02:00 PM

Feeling guilty after a cheat meal/day

**Dave321** · 06-20-2005, 02:00 PM

when a mod has not try to stop me from whoring up these pages...

**Dave321** · 06-20-2005, 02:01 PM

Originally Posted by SexyKitty

I can share him if you like. There's PLENTY of Dally to go around, know what I'm sayin?

I like Dally.. and he lives near me too!!!

RA · 06-20-2005, 02:01 PM

When certain ppl call and you know your going to be on the phone for an hour and talk about nothing..

**MatrixGuy** · 06-20-2005, 02:01 PM

When my hair doesn't co-operate in the morning.

**WildCh1ld** · 06-20-2005, 02:01 PM

Originally Posted by Justin Sane

when a mod has not try to stop me from whoring up these pages...

Me too.....I just hit 460??? right now...

**IronFreakX** · 06-20-2005, 02:01 PM

Originally Posted by roidattack

Right, naked women, they dont do anything for me either..lol

hahaha

**Dave321** · 06-20-2005, 02:01 PM

Originally Posted by MatrixGuy

Feeling guilty after a cheat meal/day

doesn't happen to me... I love to cheat!!!

**Dave321** · 06-20-2005, 02:02 PM

Originally Posted by WILDCH1LD

Me too.....I just hit 500 right now...

sorry to bust your bubble , but you're at 460... stick with me and you'll be there in no time!

**IronFreakX** · 06-20-2005, 02:03 PM

I hate cheating upsets my stomach......only cheat with high fat steaks , milk , fruit and beer thats it....

RA · 06-20-2005, 02:03 PM

Originally Posted by Justin Sane

when I currently have no work to do and pretend I am writing a proposal for an investment company while my greasy assistant is stareing at me...

look at her and lick your lips...

**Dave321** · 06-20-2005, 02:03 PM

Originally Posted by MatrixGuy

When my hair doesn't co-operate in the morning.

use a little crisco and flax oil... does wonders!

**IronFreakX** · 06-20-2005, 02:04 PM

I thnk i can get my custom title tonite

**Dave321** · 06-20-2005, 02:04 PM

Originally Posted by roidattack

look at her and lick your lips...

done!!!!

**IronFreakX** · 06-20-2005, 02:04 PM

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RA · 06-20-2005, 02:06 PM

Originally Posted by Justin Sane

done!!!!

She sloshing over to you yet?

**Dave321** · 06-20-2005, 02:06 PM

when you have to eat and are too busy whoring up pages....

**MatrixGuy** · 06-20-2005, 02:06 PM

Getting wet feet on the way to work after trekking in the pis*ing rain.

**Dave321** · 06-20-2005, 02:06 PM

Originally Posted by IronFreakX

**MatrixGuy** · 06-20-2005, 02:07 PM

Having nothing to look forward too.

**Dave321** · 06-20-2005, 02:07 PM

Originally Posted by roidattack

She sloshing over to you yet?

like a fat kid infront of a cake...

**IronFreakX** · 06-20-2005, 02:07 PM

Originally Posted by Justin Sane

done!!!!

We have another building real close to us....and this gurl i think she likes me or smth kept looking at me when id turn shed turn away

i hate it when ppl stare neway i put on some gothic porn

took it out and started

hhahaha her window was closed in 5 secs

**Dave321** · 06-20-2005, 02:08 PM

Originally Posted by MatrixGuy

Having nothing to look forward too.

common!!! don't I entertain you!!!???!!!

**IronFreakX** · 06-20-2005, 02:08 PM

try that

**MatrixGuy** · 06-20-2005, 02:08 PM

When a girl you really like just wants you as a freind........

**Dave321** · 06-20-2005, 02:09 PM

when my balls stick to my leg in public and there is nothing I can do about it...

**MatrixGuy** · 06-20-2005, 02:09 PM

Originally Posted by Justin Sane

common!!! don't I entertain you!!!???!!!

Course you do bro!!

forgot about that

**IronFreakX** · 06-20-2005, 02:10 PM

Originally Posted by MatrixGuy

When a girl you really like just wants you as a freind........

DO all her friends

**Dave321** · 06-20-2005, 02:10 PM

Originally Posted by MatrixGuy

When a girl you really like just wants you as a freind........

I hate that sheiiit!!! just do her sister... works wonders!

**MatrixGuy** · 06-20-2005, 02:10 PM

Originally Posted by Justin Sane

when my balls stick to my leg in public and there is nothing I can do about it...

yea, so true!!

**IronFreakX** · 06-20-2005, 02:10 PM

Originally Posted by Justin Sane

when my balls stick to my leg in public and there is nothing I can do about it...

Sticky ball syndrome

a high jump will fix that

RA · 06-20-2005, 02:10 PM

Originally Posted by Justin Sane

like a fat kid infront of a cake...

lol, when I work w/women like that, I never joke around with them. Im always ultra serious so they never get the wrong impression. Otherwise you get some super fat chick laughing at every stupid comment you make and looking at you like your a bowl of superman icecream.

**Dave321** · 06-20-2005, 02:11 PM

Originally Posted by MatrixGuy

Course you do bro!!

forgot about that

I just noticed that you live in the UK... I am from Leeds.. of course I have a Indian Father and a British mother.. pretty inevitable isn't it!!! does it smell like curry on the street of UK?

**MatrixGuy** · 06-20-2005, 02:11 PM

A really good song that you sing/hum but you can never remember the name of it!

**Dave321** · 06-20-2005, 02:12 PM

Originally Posted by IronFreakX

Sticky ball syndrome

a high jump will fix that

WICKED!!! haven't tried that yet!!! mine are too small right now to have any problems... test and tren !!

**IronFreakX** · 06-20-2005, 02:12 PM

i would bang briteny spears

**MatrixGuy** · 06-20-2005, 02:13 PM

Originally Posted by Justin Sane

I just noticed that you live in the UK... I am from Leeds.. of course I have a Indian Father and a British mother.. pretty inevitable isn't it!!! does it smell like curry on the street of UK?

I'd say more like fish'n'chips round here