Thread: Muther****er the god damn pain
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06-21-2005, 11:47 AM #1
Muther****er the god damn pain
Sitting here relaxing writing a article about retinol and carotenoids and all of a sudden my ****ing chair braks apart. I land smak right on the middle of something hard with my tailbone.
Il rather get kicked in the nuts a couple of times then feel this pain god damn. Its been 15 minutes now and I can finaly and very carefull sit down again but its painfull. **** I bet I have crushed something in there
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06-21-2005, 11:47 AM #2
im ****ing bleeding from my god damn ass to god damn it
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06-21-2005, 11:48 AM #3Member
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06-21-2005, 11:50 AM #4
Damn Johan!
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06-21-2005, 11:56 AM #5Associate Member
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damn chairs just are not built like they use to.
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06-21-2005, 11:58 AM #6
times like this Im real happy that I have a big, round, soft ass otherwise I wouldnt have a tailbone anymore god damn. The pain has settled down now but feels like my entire ass and lower back is pulsating and throbing.
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06-21-2005, 12:01 PM #7
Damn dude ice it now now!!!!! and go get it checked by a doc asap and did the skin break or is the blood from the pooper?
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06-21-2005, 12:02 PM #8
I have nothing to ice it with
Was just some minor skin bleeding luckily it seems to have stopped now
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06-21-2005, 12:08 PM #9
beans , meat chicken nething.....
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06-21-2005, 12:10 PM #10
found a bag of veggies Im not sitting on lol
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06-21-2005, 12:14 PM #11
Better than nothing. When it gets warm, just put it back in the freezer.
Get a plastic bag and put ice cubes in it. Then put a thin towel over that and lay it on your bum while you lay on your belly.
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06-22-2005, 08:47 AM #12
Tried to squat today but that was a big no no. Half way down I had to stopp. Damn I hope this gets better quick. First a sprained wrist and when that is healed now this shit, god damn anoying why the **** does these anyoing things keep happening to me
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06-22-2005, 01:12 PM #13Originally Posted by johan
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06-22-2005, 01:14 PM #14
beeing hurt sux more then anything
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06-22-2005, 01:23 PM #15
Some times I feel like I'm Gods lil' practical joke.
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06-22-2005, 01:25 PM #16
lol me to. this spring I have been sick 15 times, several colds, one bad case of the flu, sinusitis, tonsilitis, bad stomach bug, a few other stomach disorders, 2 ulcers. I have spent more time resting then workingout this spring because of all the shit. Not to mention injured knees. and now this just after the ****ed upp wrist. god damn it if this bad luck doesnt stop soon Il become nuts.
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06-22-2005, 01:43 PM #17
break ur finger....ull forget the rest....jk bro
to me it seems that the ones who take care of themselves have more problems/injuries.....ne1 else notice that?
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06-22-2005, 03:04 PM #18
maby we just whine more about it. A regular fat ass spending his time watching tv doesn care as much if he becomes sic or injured. For us on the other hand its a hard blow so we whine and notice it more strongly
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06-23-2005, 02:13 PM #19
Dude, I get sick about twice a year because of sinus problems. Then twice a year, it seems like I get a stomach bug. One of the guys at work asked me why I get sick so much if I work out, watch what I eat, and supplement with vitamins. I tell him, I get sick just as often as he does and not any more. Difference is, I know when to stay home and recover. He just keeps working spreading disease around at work. I hate these ****ers. We have paid sick leave. Stay the fvck home!
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06-23-2005, 02:18 PM #20
63190 this might sound stupid but take 10-15 grams of vitamin c(preferably in the form of sodium ascorbate, NOT as potatisium ascorbate or zink ascorbate. Magnesium ascorbate could work)daily. It has been shown to prevent/cure conditions like that. Im probably going to write a long thing about vit c that you can read later on but for now if you want to know more do a search for klenner+ascorbic acid or dr thomas levy or linus pauling.
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06-23-2005, 02:29 PM #21
.....Johan, you may have fractured your coccyx (tailbone). Please go get it checked out!
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06-23-2005, 02:39 PM #22
duck luckily I think its ok. Today I havent feelt much pain at all so I think I managed without serious injury thank god.
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06-25-2005, 03:23 AM #23
I remember you talking about super dosing C a while back, Johan. I wanted to see how it went, but lost track of the thread.
I've got some Ester-C Calcium Ascorbate. Says 1g of C and 135mg as calcium ascorbate and 10mg of Rosa Canina from fruit.
I took some of these the last time I thought I had some thing coming on and and stayed with it for three weeks. Symptoms disappeard in two weeks, but I stayed on it until I ran out of my antibotic and it seemed to help.
I'm a little worried that 10-15g of an acid would kill my stomach lining. You talking about oral dosages or injectable?
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06-25-2005, 06:46 AM #24
calcium ascorbate is ph neutral so should be no problem for the stomach. Only pure ascorbic acid is harsh on the stomach.
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06-25-2005, 11:35 AM #25
cool. So, what happend to you the last time you were mega dosing the stuff? Any sides?
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06-25-2005, 05:17 PM #26
No side effects so far and Im using 15-20g/day now. Only thing is that if I go above that I get diharrea but that is expected and a sign that I have reached my tollerance level.
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06-29-2005, 12:46 PM #27
So, start at 10g and go up until I get the runs and back 'er down a few?
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06-29-2005, 12:51 PM #28
exactly. you might notice some slight hypo signs since it increases insulin sensitivity quite a bit.
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06-29-2005, 02:15 PM #29
Link to hypo signs please or at least spell out the whole word so I can search it myself. I can't spell worth a shit.
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06-29-2005, 02:17 PM #30
hypoglycemia. low blod sugar.
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06-29-2005, 02:25 PM #31
Just say the truth, you fantasized about Barbi's queer friend and your chair raped you!
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06-29-2005, 02:27 PM #32
your just jelous and want a piece of the chair to
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06-29-2005, 02:28 PM #33Originally Posted by johan
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06-29-2005, 02:34 PM #34
hes not very kind though so I would be glad to let you have him. still got splinters in my ****ing ass!
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06-29-2005, 02:50 PM #35Originally Posted by johan
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06-29-2005, 03:00 PM #36
yeh, i ******* hate tail bone injuries, my ass still canes from a couple of weeks ago when i stupidly decided to do a bicycle kick whilst playin footy, landed completely on my ass.
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