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06-29-2005, 05:48 PM #1Junior Member
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Let's see some "Your mama is so fat" jokes!
I'll start it off....
Your mama is so fat she uses Mexico as her personal tanning bed!!
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06-29-2005, 06:08 PM #2Member
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I started a thread like this about a month ago!!
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06-29-2005, 08:40 PM #3Junior Member
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guess nobody knows mama fat jokes... ????
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06-29-2005, 10:18 PM #4AR Hall of Fame
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Yo mamma is so fat, she bungee jumped and went straight to hell.
~SC~
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06-29-2005, 10:19 PM #5AR Hall of Fame
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Yo Mamma is so fat, she's gotta go outside just to change her mind.
~SC~
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06-29-2005, 10:19 PM #6AR Hall of Fame
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Yo mamma is so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house.
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06-29-2005, 10:20 PM #7
yo mamma so fat, her belt size is equater
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06-29-2005, 10:20 PM #8AR Hall of Fame
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Yo mamma is so fat, she's got more chins than a chinese phonebook.
~SC~
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06-29-2005, 10:20 PM #9AR Hall of Fame
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Yo mamma is so fat, she's got her own zip code.
~SC~
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06-29-2005, 10:21 PM #10
yo momma so fat, she gotta put her belt on with a boomerang
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06-29-2005, 10:21 PM #11AR Hall of Fame
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Yo momma is so fat, it takes her 10 trips to haul ass.
~SC~
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06-29-2005, 10:21 PM #12
yo mamma so fat, she got more rolls than a bakery
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06-29-2005, 10:22 PM #13
yo mamma so fat, she sat on a quarter and skittles popped out
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06-29-2005, 10:22 PM #14
your mama's so fat she sells shade in the summer!
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06-29-2005, 10:22 PM #15
yo mama so fat, her shirt size is "big bitch"
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06-29-2005, 10:23 PM #16AR Hall of Fame
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Originally Posted by spound
Uh oh, I woke my boy up w/that one!
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06-29-2005, 10:23 PM #17Originally Posted by hellapimpin
LMFAO!!!
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06-29-2005, 10:25 PM #18
yo mama so fat, when she got food stamps in the mail, she ate them!
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06-29-2005, 10:26 PM #19
yo mamma's so fat, she leaves a trail of grand canyons behind her when she walks
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06-29-2005, 10:26 PM #20
OH, yea, and here is my favorite.
YOUR MOM IS A FATASS BITCH!!!
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06-29-2005, 10:30 PM #21
yo mama so fat i told her it was chili outside and she got a bowl.
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06-29-2005, 11:56 PM #22
your mama's so fat when she stepped on the scale it sayed.."to be continued"
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06-29-2005, 11:58 PM #23
your mama's so fat she deep fries her toothpaste.
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06-30-2005, 12:06 AM #24
yo mama's so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.
yo mama's so fat her nickname is "Damn" <==lmao
yo mama's so fat even her clothes have stretch marks
yo mama's so fat she uses a matress for a tampon.
yo momma so fat she went on a date with high heels on and came back with sandals.
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06-30-2005, 12:21 AM #25
yo mamma so fat when she wears a red shirt everyone says "hey kool-aid"
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06-30-2005, 12:43 AM #26Originally Posted by SwoleCat
dude, I hate you ~SC~ you made me laugh so hard I think I busted a stitch in my neck
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06-30-2005, 12:44 AM #27Originally Posted by hellapimpin
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06-30-2005, 12:46 AM #28
your momma's so fat when she put a Malcom X shirt on a helicopter tried to land on her
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06-30-2005, 12:48 AM #29
your momma's so fat, when i climbed on top of her I burned my ass on the light bulb
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06-30-2005, 12:49 AM #30
your momma's so fat she cant even jump to a conclusion
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06-30-2005, 12:50 AM #31
Originally Posted by phwSSJ
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06-30-2005, 01:09 AM #32
your momma's so fat that the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs
your mamma's so fat no one can talk behind her back
your momma's so fat she has to iron her pants on the driveway
your mamma's so fat the shadow of her ass weighs 50 lbs.
Yo mama's so fat, her belly button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters.
Yo mama's so fat, the horse on her Jordache is real.
Your mamma's so fat when she wants sex she just says "find a fold and fuk it"
Yo mama's so fat, we're inside her right now.
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06-30-2005, 01:14 AM #33
puhahahaha
Originally Posted by phwSSJ
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06-30-2005, 01:31 AM #34
Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry.
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06-30-2005, 05:45 AM #35
Your mama is so fat, she uses a VCR for a pager.
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06-30-2005, 05:59 AM #36Originally Posted by Tazwell
Yo moma's so fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles
Yo moma's so fat, calling her fat is a compliment
Yo moma's so fat the cows try to milk her
Yo moma's so fat Her high school graduation picture was an aerial photograph.
Yo moma so fat that her belt size is the equater
Yo moma's so fat Her blood type is Ragu.Last edited by co2boi; 06-30-2005 at 06:02 AM.
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06-30-2005, 06:02 AM #37
Yo momma's so fat When she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.
Yo moma's so fat She can't even jump to a conclusion.
Your moma's so fat it takes two planes and a train ride to get on the bitches good side.
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06-30-2005, 06:22 AM #38Originally Posted by SwoleCat
lmao...Hadnt heard that one.
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06-30-2005, 10:26 AM #39
Your momma is so fat, she has her own weather system.
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06-30-2005, 10:37 AM #40
Yo mama is so fat that there are other fat women orbiting around her.
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