I hate Subway sandwich shop with a fuc*ing passion!!!

**stayinstacked** · 07-10-2005, 06:40 PM

Ok, now this place is just starting to piss me off. I travel alot and sometimes when you eat 2 lbs of chicken/day and your on the road and out of food you start looking for a quick healthy alternative. The only place besides a fast food joint usually on our highways here is Subway. Let me just start by saying for what they charge you and what you are getting your getting raped by King Kongs bareback dick. A footlong sub and a small ****ing drink ran me almost 10 dollars Saturday. I HAVE to have double meat on my sub, if you dont get double meat from Subway I swear to God it's like 3 thin ass slices of turkey. It's nothing but a ****ing bread sandwich!!!! And it's not as healthy as people think either. The type of cold cuts they use are loaded with sodium and seriously lack protien judging by the thickness of them. I wish Subway would just be honest and tell us that people are loosing weight eating their sandwiches because they are starving to ****ing death rather than eating better. I can see where it'd be easy to loose 400 lbs in a year off their bullshit. Another thing that pisses me off is on top of the rip off prices they are doing away with the sub club cards, I guess giving away a 6" bread sandwich after they've taken 100 bucks from you is too much nowadays, fuc*ers they are!!!!! Another thing that pisses me off is the fact that they have to make your sandwich with 4 ****ing people who proclaim themselves on their shirts to be "sandwich artists." It's like assembly line style now, jesus christ! And last but not least JARED!!! **** this loser. This guy just signed another million dollar contract with Subway because he leads a pussy ass heartwalk and eats their sandwiches. Walking, thats ****ing impressive buddy, not like anybody can do that!! Yeah, they give him another million bucks, but that other guy Clay Henry they drop, and why may you ask??? Because he started working out and making his muscles bigger and Subway doesnt think that this represents the average american piece of lazy ****ing shit!!! **** the whole goddamn chain, I HATE THOSE BASTARDS SO ****ING GODDAMN FUCINGH MUCT6!!!!!!!!!

**UrbanLegend** · 07-10-2005, 06:42 PM

Subway is too expensive for what it is, you can make pretty much the same thing by just buying the ingredients for your own subs/sandwiches.

I still like Subway though

And I'm LMAO at this thread

**SwoleCat** · 07-10-2005, 06:43 PM

Bravo!

I like the part about being raped by King Kong's bareback dick, that had me in stitches!

~SC~

**stayinstacked** · 07-10-2005, 06:45 PM

I wrote that post for you Swole, I'm sure we have similar feelings about it, hahahhahaha.

BG · 07-10-2005, 06:49 PM

Great post, all the subways here are dirty shit holes ,never eaten at them, F-Subway!!!!!

**SwoleCat** · 07-10-2005, 06:52 PM

Originally Posted by stayinstacked

I wrote that post for you Swole, I'm sure we have similar feelings about it, hahahhahaha.

That place sucks donkey dick.

~SC~

**Money Boss Hustla** · 07-10-2005, 06:54 PM

Chipotle.

You would think I have shares in the company!

**robkesl** · 07-10-2005, 07:02 PM

Originally Posted by Money Boss Hustla

Chipotle.

You would think I have shares in the company!

mmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! double steak burritto!

**stayinstacked** · 07-10-2005, 10:34 PM

bump, I'm sorry guys, I just need more people to see my masterpiece.

**J-Dogg** · 07-10-2005, 10:37 PM

2 for Tuesday is okay, get 2 foot longs for about 10 bucks.

Ya you are right though, where the **** is the meat?

**MatrixGuy** · 07-11-2005, 06:19 AM

Originally Posted by stayinstacked

Ok, now this place is just starting to piss me off. I travel alot and sometimes when you eat 2 lbs of chicken/day and your on the road and out of food you start looking for a quick healthy alternative. The only place besides a fast food joint usually on our highways here is Subway. Let me just start by saying for what they charge you and what you are getting your getting raped by King Kongs bareback dick. A footlong sub and a small ****ing drink ran me almost 10 dollars Saturday. I HAVE to have double meat on my sub, if you dont get double meat from Subway I swear to God it's like 3 thin ass slices of turkey. It's nothing but a ****ing bread sandwich!!!! And it's not as healthy as people think either. The type of cold cuts they use are loaded with sodium and seriously lack protien judging by the thickness of them. I wish Subway would just be honest and tell us that people are loosing weight eating their sandwiches because they are starving to ****ing death rather than eating better. I can see where it'd be easy to loose 400 lbs in a year off their bullshit. Another thing that pisses me off is on top of the rip off prices they are doing away with the sub club cards, I guess giving away a 6" bread sandwich after they've taken 100 bucks from you is too much nowadays, fuc*ers they are!!!!! Another thing that pisses me off is the fact that they have to make your sandwich with 4 ****ing people who proclaim themselves on their shirts to be "sandwich artists." It's like assembly line style now, jesus christ! And last but not least JARED!!! **** this loser. This guy just signed another million dollar contract with Subway because he leads a pussy ass heartwalk and eats their sandwiches. Walking, thats ****ing impressive buddy, not like anybody can do that!! Yeah, they give him another million bucks, but that other guy Clay Henry they drop, and why may you ask??? Because he started working out and making his muscles bigger and Subway doesnt think that this represents the average american piece of lazy ****ing shit!!! **** the whole goddamn chain, I HATE THOSE BASTARDS SO ****ING GODDAMN FUCINGH MUCT6!!!!!!!!!

Great story bro. Sandwich Artist my fuc*ing arse.

**Bigen12** · 07-11-2005, 09:23 AM

Originally Posted by stayinstacked

Ok, now this place is just starting to piss me off. I travel alot and sometimes when you eat 2 lbs of chicken/day and your on the road and out of food you start looking for a quick healthy alternative. The only place besides a fast food joint usually on our highways here is Subway. Let me just start by saying for what they charge you and what you are getting your getting raped by King Kongs bareback dick. A footlong sub and a small ****ing drink ran me almost 10 dollars Saturday. I HAVE to have double meat on my sub, if you dont get double meat from Subway I swear to God it's like 3 thin ass slices of turkey. It's nothing but a ****ing bread sandwich!!!! And it's not as healthy as people think either. The type of cold cuts they use are loaded with sodium and seriously lack protien judging by the thickness of them. I wish Subway would just be honest and tell us that people are loosing weight eating their sandwiches because they are starving to ****ing death rather than eating better. I can see where it'd be easy to loose 400 lbs in a year off their bullshit. Another thing that pisses me off is on top of the rip off prices they are doing away with the sub club cards, I guess giving away a 6" bread sandwich after they've taken 100 bucks from you is too much nowadays, fuc*ers they are!!!!! Another thing that pisses me off is the fact that they have to make your sandwich with 4 ****ing people who proclaim themselves on their shirts to be "sandwich artists." It's like assembly line style now, jesus christ! And last but not least JARED!!! **** this loser. This guy just signed another million dollar contract with Subway because he leads a pussy ass heartwalk and eats their sandwiches. Walking, thats ****ing impressive buddy, not like anybody can do that!! Yeah, they give him another million bucks, but that other guy Clay Henry they drop, and why may you ask??? Because he started working out and making his muscles bigger and Subway doesnt think that this represents the average american piece of lazy ****ing shit!!! **** the whole goddamn chain, I HATE THOSE BASTARDS SO ****ING GODDAMN FUCINGH MUCT6!!!!!!!!!

When I first read the topic, I thought you were going to complain about some special sauce that you found on your Sub.......

**ultimo** · 07-11-2005, 10:44 AM

are you serious about clay henry and thats why they dropped him b/c he started training?

**bor** · 07-11-2005, 02:25 PM

Great read

I like subway, just as I like McD, for a sh!t food meal, but its really expensive, especially in Croatia, I can get a large pizza and a drink for a price of a small fvcking sandwich, taste good though