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    You know you're a bodybuilder if....

    >You take so many "supplements" your urine glows in the dark

    >You consider mint toothpaste a real treat and a have actually called Colgate in order to inquire about the macronutrient profile.

    >You only have oral sex with low fat, high protien women

    >When looking at a Playboy Playmate you begin to think she's not so hot due to a lack of triceps development and poor intercostal definition.

    >When training you consider it a weakness to terminate a set at the sight of your own blood.

    >You say "training" instead of "excersising" and "cutting up " instead of "losing weight".

    > You think the term "musclebound freak" is high praise.

    >You know that a swiss ball is not a dancing extaviganza in Switzerland

    >You are obsessed with finding out the carb content of Dr.Humpy's Red Hot Edible Love Lotion.

    >You've used the terms "carbo loading", "insulin spike" and "donuts" in the same sentence.

    >You worry about wearing condoms because the rubber might contain xenoestrogens.

    >You buy jeans with a size 42-inch waist just so they might have a fighting chance of slipping over your thighs.

    >After having a couple of drinks, you get "wacky" by stripping, pushing your penis between your legs and hitting a double biceps pose while claiming to be Nicole Bass, the world's largest female bodybuilder.

    >Your mother bakes you a birthday cake but you cascade the old bitch for not using low-carb ingredients.

    >youre always stealing youre little brothers t-shirts because they make your biceps look bitchin'

    >You shave your legs before a date, and youre a guy.

    >you even smear goop all over your body to give youreself that healthy, deep shade of orange that all the fitness babes love.

    >While discussing the intricate biochemical processes that occur during a steroid cycle with non-bodybuilders, they think you have a degree in chemistry.

    >You think its perfectly normal to rinse out your blender and drink what comes out, rather than waste a drop of protein powder.

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    , i saw that in testosterone mag a few days ago but its still funny everytime i read it was gonna post it but u beat me to it.

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    Re: You know you're a bodybuilder if....

    Originally posted by ibiza69
    >>You think its perfectly normal to rinse out your blender and drink what comes out, rather than waste a drop of protein powder.
    hey that IS perfectly normal isnt it

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    That is some funny shit man. The brothers t-shirt and the Nicole Bass ones are the best.

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    that was one of the best posts on here ever...I can't believe how many of those I actually do

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    OH my gosh, I guess I am one.. I do all of the above.. LOL. funny funny..

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    Please don't tell me some of you guys do that "wacky" thing! I just pictured it and it reminded me of Silence of the Lambs.....

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    Originally posted by Shredz
    .I can't believe how many of those I actually do
    Me too!

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    I do many of those myself
    Babyweight- I don't recall ever doing the "wacky" thing though.

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    LOL some of those things I do but I ain,t saying which ones

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    What a great post!

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    They're all soo true

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    lol... good post... i do half those

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    It is true You all know we do these things I know i have

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    That is very funny stuff man!

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    Originally posted by Billy Boy
    LOL some of those things I do but I ain,t saying which ones
    Me too...and I also ain't sayin'

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    Originally posted by BigGunz


    But Canes, you'd look so cute in a bikini.
    Shhhhhh, you weren't supposed to tell

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    i've got another one...

    >you have more pictures of bodybuilders on your hard drive then porn

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    Originally posted by ibiza69
    i've got another one...

    >you have more pictures of bodybuilders on your hard drive then porn
    Good one, but for some of us, the bodybuilder pix ARE our porn

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    That is some funny shit

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    Re: You know you're a bodybuilder if....

    Originally posted by ibiza69

    >You only have oral sex with low fat, high protien women
    I wouldn't have it any other way!

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    I wouldn't have it any other way!


    Except maybe NUMEROUS low fat, high protien women

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