Usrsf

**flexin-rph** · 07-14-2005, 04:30 PM

The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite
fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special forces (USRSF).

These North Carolina, Kentucky, West Virginia, Mississippi, Missouri, Arkansas,
Alabama, Georgia, Texas, & Tennessee boys will be dropped into Iraq & will be given only the following facts about terrorists:

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

The mess in Iraq should be over IN ABOUT A WEEK.

Hope you all enjoyed that!

**smokethedays** · 07-14-2005, 04:34 PM

Originally Posted by flexin-rph

The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite
fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special forces (USRSF).

These North Carolina, Kentucky, West Virginia, Mississippi, Missouri, Arkansas,
Alabama, Georgia, Texas, & Tennessee boys will be dropped into Iraq & will be given only the following facts about terrorists:

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

The mess in Iraq should be over IN ABOUT A WEEK.

Hope you all enjoyed that!

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