Salad tossing

Anyone into it? Man, this would be embarassing

Guy and new girlfriend walk into dad getting salad tossed by swinger

I dont think im into it

lmao

fukin wicked ... Id laugh my azz off if I saw my mom riding some pak and taking a jub jub in the head.


and seein my pops get his crunch cleared !

:lol: :lol: :lol:

dam that sux!!! but funny as hell

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Originally Posted by Dally

fukin wicked ... Id laugh my azz off if I saw my mom riding some pak and taking a jub jub in the head.


and seein my pops get his crunch cleared !

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Dally your all kinds of wrong :lol:

I dont care...let them knock themselves out...:)

That's fukin funny...He shoulda been like, damn Shilly, looks like we're right on time, now get naked biatch

lol!!!!!!

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I don’t blame her, really. Her last boyfriend was a fecophiliac, and she said some of that shit was just getting a little too weird – pardon the pun.

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LOL!!!!!!

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Originally Posted by Dally

fukin wicked ... Id laugh my azz off if I saw my mom riding some pak and taking a jub jub in the head.

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Damn, what's she doin tonite?

I lost it right about here:

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The term 'tossing my dads salad' doesn't refer to the garden variety salads found in grocery stores, but rather a sexual act in which one partner licks the others back orfice. It is not an act usually performed by middle aged parents as that area tends to get crusty and decrepit with age.

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Anyways, I love to lick my girl's bum bum. If she was 50yo... well... that's another matter.

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Originally Posted by scriptfactory

I lost it right about here:Anyways, I love to lick my girl's bum bum. If she was 50yo... well... that's another matter.

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She might not be able to control those muscles anymore :lol:

Hence why some wear Depends :aaGreen22

i would toss salad and get mine tossed all the time if i could!!

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Originally Posted by HeavyHitter

i would toss salad and get mine tossed all the time if i could!!

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Just hard finding the right guy huh :lol: :asskiss:

J/K bro but you left the door open

That guy will never be the same after seeing that! :lol:

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Originally Posted by BigGuns101

That guy will never be the same after seeing that! :lol:

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LOL :lol:

thats hilarious. I needed a good laugh.

I guess now I know why those self indulgent pillow biters always laugh at me when I order my lunch..... a "tossed salad"

Rabbit food, that's all I see.

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Originally Posted by gymnutt

I guess now I know why those self indulgent pillow biters always laugh at me when I order my lunch..... a "tossed salad"

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and here i thought i was the only one