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    I thought Id heard it all.

    Well im at work at the moment, and I thought Id heard it all until now.
    I just had this guy ask if it would be ok to use a (electronic muscle stimulator)
    as a workout, as his only workout, while on, wait for it Deca , and other steroids ,…lol to die for man, that has made my day. i dident no where to look hilarious...

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    People are just too damn lazy!

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    Quote Originally Posted by S.P.G
    Well im at work at the moment, and I thought Id heard it all until now.
    I just had this guy ask if it would be ok to use a (electronic muscle stimulator)
    as a workout, as his only workout, while on, wait for it Deca , and other steroids ,…lol to die for man, that has made my day. i dident no where to look hilarious...
    so these electronic muscle stimulators dont work?

    Or wuz it the twinkie and milkshake i was drinking while watching tv and "WORKING" out.......

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    I hope you laughed hysterically in his face then did this:



    ~SC~

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    Those electric stimulators work great I use it on my love muscle!!!JK

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    lol Its bad enough to use just the E.M.S but to say he was one gear while doing it takes the biscuit...Its going to be a new trend deca -durabolin and E.M.S lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by S.P.G
    lol Its bad enough to use just the E.M.S but to say he was one gear while doing it takes the biscuit...Its going to be a new trend deca-durabolin and E.M.S lol

    Wooo hoooo I'm ordering Mine today

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    Weren't those things catching on fire or something because the sweat from the people would short them out? So my man will be using it and it will burst into flames. When he calls the ambulance, they will come and find deca everywhere. That's a funny scene.

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    Quote Originally Posted by S.P.G
    Well im at work at the moment, and I thought Id heard it all until now.
    I just had this guy ask if it would be ok to use a (electronic muscle stimulator)
    as a workout, as his only workout, while on, wait for it Deca , and other steroids ,…lol to die for man, that has made my day. i dident no where to look hilarious...



    you should have told him thay only work if you stack tren and deca together

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    Quote Originally Posted by stocky121


    you should have told him thay only work if you stack tren and deca together


    Stocky never worked out on his deca only cycles. Eating his Nitro-Tech bars was enough work for him.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by MatrixGuy


    Stocky never worked out on his deca only cycles. Eating his Nitro-Tech bars was enough work for him.....

    i have never liffted a weight in my life or done any cardio i just do deca only cycle's with no pct and get massive

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    If he comes back in im going to sell him some (muscletechs) NEW MASS TECH just to make my self feel better....lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by CRUISECONTROL
    Wooo hoooo I'm ordering Mine today
    get them while they last cruise,,

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    Quote Originally Posted by S.P.G
    get them while they last cruise,,
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    the dam phone line is busy

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    Quote Originally Posted by S.P.G
    If he comes back in im going to sell him some (muscletechs) NEW MASS TECH just to make my self feel better....lol
    Do you actually sell any of that shvt bro??! Its about £15 a serving

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    it really is a dam shame there isnt an easier way of gettin big...lol

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    S.P.G., tell him that the only way that the E.M.S. will get him size, is if he straps them to his balls at full intensity. Say you researched an article and that particular way showed that test levels increased 310%. LMFAO
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    And what are you going to say to him if he looks like Brad Pitt six months later..?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hynkka
    And what are you going to say to him if he looks like Brad Pitt six months later..?

    dam that was some good deca

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    Quote Originally Posted by MatrixGuy
    Do you actually sell any of that shvt bro??! Its about £15 a serving
    i try not to just ppl i dont like

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    Quote Originally Posted by S.P.G
    i try not to just ppl i dont like
    Nice! Do you sell the Reflex Progen meal replacement? What do you think of it? The ingredient profile is VERY good IMO.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MatrixGuy
    Nice! Do you sell the Reflex Progen meal replacement? What do you think of it? The ingredient profile is VERY good IMO.
    Hay bro, kidding aside I actually think the reflex are one of the best in the uk at the mo, instant mass and the instant whey are all good and yes Progen is ok gets a little thick for me lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by S.P.G
    Hay bro, kidding aside I actually think the reflex are one of the best in the uk at the mo, instant mass and the instant whey are all good and yes Progen is ok gets a little thick for me lol
    I use to LOVE the instant whey, but then i got a blueberry after they changed it and it tasted like monkey dirt I have heard good things about their Instant Mass though. I use AlltheWhey now. I do use Reflex for all other things though... multi-vit, glucosamine chondroitin, mik thistle, etc.

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    My son's actually purchased one of those E.M.S things a few years ago. I told them it was ridiculious but they wouldn't listen to me. The people that made that were laughing all the way to the bank! Damm why didn't I think of that

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    I don't meant to hijack but I got a story related to this, my old receptionist use to wear the one that stimulates your abs and I didn't know until one day I asked why everytime I would walk by she would be twitching. She said oh I'm working out my abs with this electronic stimulator, I was like WTF? Well I guess after using all day for weeks one day it had some type of short and started to smoke, I heard she ran to the bathroom undressing herself....That stuff IS for lazy people......




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    Quote Originally Posted by WILDCH1LD
    I don't meant to hijack but I got a story related to this, my old receptionist use to wear the one that stimulates your abs and I didn't know until one day I asked why everytime I would walk by she would be twitching. She said oh I'm working out my abs with this electronic stimulator, I was like WTF? Well I guess after using all day for weeks one day it had some type of short and started to smoke, I heard she ran to the bathroom undressing herself....That stuff IS for lazy people......



    Good she got what she deserveed, she had to run alittle, lazy bitch!!

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