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    Talking 2 sluts& a Queer.........

    "When a young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?"
    The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars." "Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that."
    So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"
    The mother replied, "Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!" The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The girl replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?!?!?! " The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" "Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how much a million bucks would buy?" The boy pondered the answers for a few days, then went back to his dad.
    His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between potentially and realistically?"
    The boy replied, "Yes... Potentially, you and I are sitting on Three Million Dollars..............but Realistically,......... we're living with two Sluts and a Queer."When a young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?"
    The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars." "Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that."
    So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"
    The mother replied, "Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!" The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The girl replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?!?!?! " The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" "Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how much a million bucks would buy?" The boy pondered the answers for a few days, then went back to his dad.
    His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between potentially and realistically?"
    The boy replied, "Yes... Potentially, you and I are sitting on Three Million Dollars..............but Realistically,......... we're living with two Sluts and a Queer.


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    lol a classic

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    oh dude, that joke just made my day.

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    Freakin' funny

    Why is it written twice though

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    LOL very funny

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    Quote Originally Posted by bor
    Why is it written twice though
    To increase the funnines
    and 2 make ppl laugh 2 times....

    haha JK...copy/paste mistake....

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