07-26-2005, 12:00 AM #1
Thought you might like this...........
There is a moral to every story!!
I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating
for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering
me. It was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and
generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always
got more than a pleasant view of her private parts. It had to be deliberate. She never
did it when she was near anyone else.
One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the
wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings
and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.
She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got
married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going
up stairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me."
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When
she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I
stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened
the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eye, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are happy that you have
passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car!
07-26-2005, 12:01 AM #2
What! Thats some f-ed up shit to play on somebody. I would have been pissed.
07-26-2005, 12:03 AM #3
LMFAO.. good ending!!
07-26-2005, 12:05 AM #4Member
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lol the dad is like "Ok my little 18 year old daughter, I want you to throw your panties at him from the top of the stairs!"
07-26-2005, 12:06 AM #5
i could never be that lucky. i would have never even thought of getting a condom.
07-26-2005, 12:10 AM #6
even if its bs its still a funny story.
07-26-2005, 12:25 AM #7
ahhh $hit, i would have failed that test. funny story
07-26-2005, 03:11 AM #8
i would have failed.. i would have been super pissed when i had my cock out and she was like nah, this is a test.. and you dont get my sister.. that would have pissed me off..hahaha...
07-26-2005, 06:28 AM #9
condoms in car classic
07-26-2005, 06:33 AM #10
variations of that story have circulated for a long time...still good read though
07-26-2005, 06:35 AM #11
Thats pretty scary to say the least if a family would actually plan somethin like that out. But made me laugh.
07-26-2005, 07:51 AM #12
i would not have found that very funny at all mate,i would have kicked right off and f**ked em all off includin the wife to be she musta known about it!!
07-26-2005, 08:08 AM #13
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**** i guess i would not have been getting married.
07-26-2005, 08:17 AM #14Originally Posted by gsxxr
07-26-2005, 08:20 AM #15
they were standing outside..........how the hell did they know...that u didnt fvck the lil sister?? ....they would be clapping and cheering for me ...for fvcking their daughter....
07-26-2005, 08:25 AM #16
ROTFLMFAO............... WOW I really woulda been pissed........ I'm a little nervous cause I'm supposed to get married in Nov in the bahamas, going on a cruise, who should I look out for and where should I put my condoms
07-26-2005, 08:25 AM #17
I would have passed that test. One hell of a funny story whether it's true or not.
07-26-2005, 09:45 AM #18
Thats not a test that normal life where i live. only the younger sister would have got it and the mother
07-26-2005, 09:47 AM #19Originally Posted by oldandgrim
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07-26-2005, 11:23 AM #21
I would probably passed out when I saw here family clapping from being so excited.
07-26-2005, 11:28 AM #22
i would have failed very badly. that would be a very mean trick to play on someone, especially if you ran up there thinking you were going to get some only to learn you failed the test.
07-26-2005, 11:47 AM #23
failure helps people grow /id have failed
07-26-2005, 12:01 PM #24
this story is up here every week.... and i still enjoy it!!
07-27-2005, 02:57 AM #25
07-27-2005, 03:12 AM #26
That would have been some ****ed up shit if it was real. I don't know any dad that would prostitute one of his daughters just to test a guy marrying into the family! If someone pulled some shit on me like that and I "passed the test" I think I would break up with my fiance. I wouldn't want to be a part of her ****ed up family...
07-27-2005, 04:06 AM #27
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