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  1. 07-27-2005, 08:51 AM #1
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    Penis Joke!!!!

    I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for
    the following reasons:


    I do physical labor.
    I work at great depths.
    I plunge head first into everything I do.
    I do not get weekends or holidays off.
    I work in a damp environment.
    I work in a dark workplace that has no ventilation.
    I work in high temperatures.
    My work exposes me to contagious diseases.


    Response from management:


    Dear Penis:
    After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised,
    the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

    You never work 8 straight hours.
    You often fall asleep after brief work periods.
    You do not always follow orders of the management team.
    You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting
    other locations.
    You do not take initiative.
    You need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
    You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
    You don't always observe necessary safey requirements, such as
    wearing the correct protective clothing.
    You will probably not make it to retirement age of 65.
    You are unable to work double shifts.
    You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have
    completed the assigned task.
    And if that were not all, you are always seen entering and exiting the
    workplace carrying two
    suspicious looking bags.


    Sincerely,
    Management
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  2. 07-27-2005, 09:04 AM #2
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    man you have too many posts for me to catch up now
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  3. 07-27-2005, 09:05 AM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by chest6
    man you have too many posts for me to catch up now
    Keep your chin up kiddo

    Your one hell of a whore
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  4. 07-27-2005, 09:07 AM #4
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    haha..i try. Im at school now lets see if i get to stay at my comp the whole time
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  5. 07-27-2005, 09:08 AM #5
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    ill try to make it close again
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  6. 07-27-2005, 09:48 AM #6
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    dam I thought this was funny
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  7. 07-27-2005, 09:52 AM #7
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    i thought it was funny!!! lol
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  8. 07-27-2005, 10:08 AM #8
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    you whore.......
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  9. 07-27-2005, 10:12 AM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by WILDCH1LD
    you whore.......

    Why thank you I just dont know what to say
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  10. 07-27-2005, 10:28 AM #10
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    I'm glad my penis is self-employeed
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  11. 07-27-2005, 10:36 AM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by co2boi
    I'm glad my penis is self-employeed

    Lmao
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  12. 07-27-2005, 10:38 AM #12
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    funny.
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  13. 07-27-2005, 10:45 AM #13
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    hahahaha

    y does it not suprise CC , that ud start a thread bout penises....
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  14. 07-27-2005, 10:57 AM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by IronFreakX
    hahahaha

    y does it not suprise CC , that ud start a thread bout penises....

    Yeah you know me
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