Thread: Penis Grievance!!!!
07-27-2005, 08:51 AM #1
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for
the following reasons:
I do physical labor.
I work at great depths.
I plunge head first into everything I do.
I do not get weekends or holidays off.
I work in a damp environment.
I work in a dark workplace that has no ventilation.
I work in high temperatures.
My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
Response from management:
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised,
the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
You never work 8 straight hours.
You often fall asleep after brief work periods.
You do not always follow orders of the management team.
You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting
You do not take initiative.
You need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
You don't always observe necessary safey requirements, such as
wearing the correct protective clothing.
You will probably not make it to retirement age of 65.
You are unable to work double shifts.
You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have
completed the assigned task.
And if that were not all, you are always seen entering and exiting the
workplace carrying two
suspicious looking bags.
Last edited by CRUISECONTROL; 07-27-2005 at 09:47 AM.
07-27-2005, 09:04 AM #2
man you have too many posts for me to catch up now
07-27-2005, 09:05 AM #3Originally Posted by chest6
Your one hell of a whore
07-27-2005, 09:07 AM #4
haha..i try. Im at school now lets see if i get to stay at my comp the whole time
07-27-2005, 09:08 AM #5
ill try to make it close again
07-27-2005, 09:48 AM #6
dam I thought this was funny
07-27-2005, 09:52 AM #7
i thought it was funny!!! lol
07-27-2005, 10:08 AM #8
07-27-2005, 10:12 AM #9Originally Posted by WILDCH1LD
Why thank you I just dont know what to say
07-27-2005, 10:28 AM #10
I'm glad my penis is self-employeed
07-27-2005, 10:36 AM #11Originally Posted by co2boi
07-27-2005, 10:38 AM #12
07-27-2005, 10:45 AM #13
y does it not suprise CC , that ud start a thread bout penises....
07-27-2005, 10:57 AM #14Originally Posted by IronFreakX
Yeah you know me
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