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    Fat Ass Boss

    My boss is a woman about 5'7 275 lbs. not only is she a fat fuk, she is a confident fat fuk i hate. she thinks shes sexy and tries to make sexual comments on how she has 3 dates tonight, lol.

    She told me most of her fat is water, LoL cuz woman retain alot of water. I work in a university and in the department where we advise students this fat fuk wears clothes that have her titties hanging out. And swears its sexy...

    Shes tells me shes on a diet and then i see her stuffing her face in a carvel ice cream cake.

    Yesterday they had doughnuts here.. and she told me that shes dying for a doughnut.. so someone suggested that why dont u take a doughtnut for ur son, hes like a real skinny 2 year old. she said " no i dont want my child eating doughnuts, its to sugary, so shed rather eat the doughnuts and get fatter than give it to her 2 year old.

    Whenever she prints something out, she tells me to go and get it. The printer is seriously 5 feet away from her and closer to her.

    At times she even tries to give me nutrional advice on how to work out and do cardio, and the advice doesnt make sense. I feel like just telling her shut up u fat fuk

    im not trying to be a hater or anything... but it boils my blood just to here her talk about her confident fat ass.
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    Just to make a quick comment, i dont hate all fat people... I have alot of overweight friends but they are really down to earth and good people.

    But i hate it when someone is fat and brag about themselves as if they are hot or think they are better than you

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    You are cracking me up!

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    I agree its the most anoying ****ing thing in the world. But I guess we shouldnt be mad. If she is pulling dates and living a life she likes then I guess we should be happy for her. Let her live in the ilusion that she is a pretty little princess

    Or rip her clotes of and chase her around the office wipping her flabby ass with a towel(homer simpson style) that should teach her some respect

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    Quote Originally Posted by johan
    Or rip her clotes of and chase her around the office wipping her flabby ass with a towel(homer simpson style) that should teach her some respect
    I dont know man, she might sit on me

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    yeah thats a risk if your not into that kind of thing


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    i know this fat chick turned anorexic who tries to give me advice on losing weight. she eats every other day at 5pm she says, but she usually eats so much she pukes it all up anyways.

    i keep telling her that when she starts eating right again she's going to balloon because of her slowed metabolism. then she starts lecturing me on how much weight she's lost b;lah blah blah.

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    The one thing that I really hate is when they have a million and one excuses as to why they are fat. Especially when you only see them once in a while and everytime its like, oh I have just been eating soo much lately because I hadnt had chocolate in soo long so I indulged but I will jus lose it all next week. Or, well I have just been so budy I havent got to the gym lately so once I start going again it will be no prob at all to get rid of it. And they go on forever. I just want to say, "your fat ok, YOU ARE FAT. That is the only thing to it you bloody bastard."

    But yes I also hate when they try to give me advice on working out etc...

    -Bino

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    People r so silly.. owell they will never learn

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    Quote Originally Posted by johan
    yeah thats a risk if your not into that kind of thing


    LOL thats my pic

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    dam that a gross pic

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    fat girls needs loving to you know So man upp and sacrifice yourself!

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    I bet shes like a black widow though. She eats those she mates with.

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    Quote Originally Posted by johan
    fat girls needs loving to you know So man upp and sacrifice yourself!

    Nah I'm takin

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    Quote Originally Posted by johan
    fat girls needs loving to you know So man upp and sacrifice yourself!
    Exactly, what if she has some little thing for ya? Perhaps all of these actions are to impress you. I know it sounds gross, but it could be true.
    Damn, I would imagine that a 275lb heiffer knew she has a weight problem. Personally, I would not be able to hold back my ear to ear grin, whenever she began giving me some of those dieting "tips."
    Btw, Can you imagine being that woman's child? You know she houses down all of her kids candy during Halloween.

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    nint maby this is a possibility for you to get a raise lol Invite her home for some wine, a all you can eat buffe and some chicken wings in beed and she is all yours

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    Ninth, if you follow johan's advice you might want to bring snorkeling gear. I would buy the cheese in bulk @ Costco.

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    coat your tung with some stearine and be prepared to venture where no man has gone before.

    Watch out so this doesnt happen
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    You guys are right. There is always an excuse. They just don't want to admit that they can't stop eating. I didn't go to the gym for 2 years and I got fat. I never made an excuse. I told people I love to eat!

    How about this one. You know if I took juice, I would be ripped like you!

    That's it pop a couple of pills, eat all you want, go to sleep, get ripped to shreds! It's just that easy. Why I am working so hard at it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by johan
    coat your tung with some stearine and be prepared to venture where no man has gone before.

    Watch out so this doesnt happen
    I've just laughed so damn hard. Coat your tongue..........oh man, you don't want that sh*t raw in the realms of the beasts' ass. That attachment says it all. Gut buster of the day.

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    hahaha dont you love when fat a$$es try to tell you how to eat? I've always told them straight up that they are ridiculous for giving me tips "Look at me, and look at you..why would i listen to you?"

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    Tell her shes grown thats not baby fat!!! I think you should hand cuff her big ass to a tread mill!!!!

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    Tell her to contact JENNY!




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