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    Thought some of these were funny...

    January - Took her new scarf back to the store because it was too tight.

    February - Couldn't work in a pharmacy because the bottles wouldn't fit into
    the typewriter.

    March - Got excited when she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months because
    the box said "2-4 years".

    April - Was trapped on an escalator for hours when the power went out.

    May - Couldn't make Kool-Aid because 8 cups of water won't fit into those
    little packets.

    June - Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a
    slope.

    July - After losing in a breast stroke swimming competition, complained to
    the judges that the other swimmers were using their arms.

    August - Told her blonde friend to hurry when trying to get into their
    locked car using a coat hanger because it was starting to rain and the top
    was down.

    September - When asked what the capital of California was: answered "C."

    October - Hates M &M's because they are so hard to peel.

    November - Baked a turkey for 4 days because the instructions said 1 hour
    per pound and she weighed 120.

    December - Couldn't call 911 because there was no "11" on any phone button.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HeavyHitter
    January - Took her new scarf back to the store because it was too tight.

    February - Couldn't work in a pharmacy because the bottles wouldn't fit into
    the typewriter.

    March - Got excited when she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months because
    the box said "2-4 years".

    April - Was trapped on an escalator for hours when the power went out.

    May - Couldn't make Kool-Aid because 8 cups of water won't fit into those
    little packets.

    June - Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a
    slope.

    July - After losing in a breast stroke swimming competition, complained to
    the judges that the other swimmers were using their arms.

    August - Told her blonde friend to hurry when trying to get into their
    locked car using a coat hanger because it was starting to rain and the top
    was down.

    September - When asked what the capital of California was: answered "C."

    October - Hates M &M's because they are so hard to peel.

    November - Baked a turkey for 4 days because the instructions said 1 hour
    per pound and she weighed 120.

    December - Couldn't call 911 because there was no "11" on any phone button.
    Thats some funny shvt bro. Like "blonde" jokes. No offense to any blonde on here

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    Those indeed are humorous!

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    Cute...are we really that bad?

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    I think I dated that girl...She made Jessica Simpson look like Stephen Hawking

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    woops... it was suppose to say blonde something on top....

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    thats some funny stuff

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    HAHAHHA

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