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    I f***ed a schlut in Amsterdam!!!

    She was russian, but beautiful. Fifty euros for 20 minutes. Well worth it and I highly recommend it to all the muscleheads who travel to this part of the world! BTW don't worry they take extreme caution in keeping it a very safe business. I had to do it because three of my buddies were in on it and whoever didn't do it had to pay up 100 Euros. Oh well it was a fun time. I just got tested and everything came back negative to be on the safe side. I needed to get one anyways from all the boning I do every weekend

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    Quote Originally Posted by smak dat puzz
    She was russian, but beautiful. Fifty euros for 20 minutes. Well worth it and I highly recommend it to all the muscleheads who travel to this part of the world! BTW don't worry they take extreme caution in keeping it a very safe business. I had to do it because three of my buddies were in on it and whoever didn't do it had to pay up 100 Euros. Oh well it was a fun time. I just got tested and everything came back negative to be on the safe side. I needed to get one anyways from all the boning I do every weekend
    HIV might not show up for a couple of months, condoms are not 100% reliable... JK,,, sounds like you hade fun..

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    LOL don't say that man. Now you're scaring me It's funny though how they hold the condom while they're sucking you off to make sure it's completely covered. I was pretty wasted and high when I did this so I didn't have my right hand man, Cialis with me so 20 minutes turned into say 6 or 7. Oh well like you said it was fun.

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    thats not a schlut in amsetrdam.. its a typical woman..LOL

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    D-mn dude, thats bomb! I've always wanted to do that. I hear they are fiiiiiine as h-ll over there. Like, I always hear that the whores in Amsterdam are like Playboy models. Maybe exaggerated, but who cares, I wanna find out for myself...

    How much is 50 euros in American dollars?

    Btw, I don't even know if I could bust from a BJ with a rubber on. I'd have to be super horny or she'd have to be super good.

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    Nevermind, I used Google calculator:
    50 Euros = 60.09 U.S. dollars
    D-mn man...much better than going to a titty bar...=P

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    Quote Originally Posted by clockworks
    Nevermind, I used Google calculator:
    50 Euros = 60.09 U.S. dollars
    D-mn man...much better than going to a titty bar...=P


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    Quote Originally Posted by smak dat puzz
    She was russian, but beautiful. Fifty euros for 20 minutes. Well worth it and I highly recommend it to all the muscleheads who travel to this part of the world! BTW don't worry they take extreme caution in keeping it a very safe business. I had to do it because three of my buddies were in on it and whoever didn't do it had to pay up 100 Euros. Oh well it was a fun time. I just got tested and everything came back negative to be on the safe side. I needed to get one anyways from all the boning I do every weekend

    you fukin SLUT!

    I thought we had something special...THATS IT ...IT FUKIN OVER BITCH!

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    all my buddies went there too... they said they are the hottest girls ever seen. plus you get to pick which one you want!! cant wait to get there!!

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    Nice one bro. Any pics?

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    Quote Originally Posted by HeavyHitter
    all my buddies went there too... they said they are the hottest girls ever seen. plus you get to pick which one you want!! cant wait to get there!!
    why pick one? i'd be at a 2 minumum and broke after a very short time. i want to go there too but the funds tend to come up short from time to time. mabye when i get my tax return.

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    Yea dude, 50 euros is around 60 dollars at the moment because the dollar is slowly gaining on the value of the euro which is wonderful. Anyways, I recommend all who go to Amsterdam to get yourself one. How often do you get to fuk a beautiful model even though you might have been the 10th thousand cawk inside her for the week It's cool because you can shop for the exact one you want. They have them divided into sections such as china town, latinos, russians, blacks, etc.. It took me about 3 times around the district to find the one I wanted, but when you find the one you want, you'll know and then it's on. When you're done, they take a kleenex and remove the condom from you and throw it in the trash. Than you walk out with a big grin on your face One of the guy's I was with pussied out. It's funny because when you're actually there it becomes a little more harder to do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by smak dat puzz
    Yea dude, 50 euros is around 60 dollars at the moment because the dollar is slowly gaining on the value of the euro which is wonderful. Anyways, I recommend all who go to Amsterdam to get yourself one. How often do you get to fuk a beautiful model even though you might have been the 10th thousand cawk inside her for the week It's cool because you can shop for the exact one you want. They have them divided into sections such as china town, latinos, russians, blacks, etc.. It took me about 3 times around the district to find the one I wanted, but when you find the one you want, you'll know and then it's on. When you're done, they take a kleenex and remove the condom from you and throw it in the trash. Than you walk out with a big grin on your face One of the guy's I was with pussied out. It's funny because when you're actually there it becomes a little more harder to do.
    that's got me all excited. wake up and decide i'd hit up china town and maybe in the afternoon the latino's might sound nice,

    think we could get a group rate if a bunch of us put in on airfare and lodging?

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    LOL no doubt. Let's do it!

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    that settles it... whos in on a trip to amsterdam

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    I'd like to also point out to you guys the Chicken Ranch in Nevada also has pornstar quality and real pornstar freaks all up in that MOFO.....They got a website as well so you can reserve your HO....4 the weekend..


    Only thing is be ready to fork out $250 to $600 for your party..

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    F**k I meant the Bunny Ranch, but the freaks at the Chicken Ranch are hot too...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drummerboy
    that settles it... whos in on a trip to amsterdam
    i'm down. i know heavyhitter is.

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    alright I'm In

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    Quote Originally Posted by CRUISECONTROL
    alright I'm In
    so whos booking the flight? front me the money i swear i'll pay you back.

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    the sluts in holland are very clean mate they are tested regulary and as you know are very safe,very enviouse mate!!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by WILDCH1LD
    F**k I meant the Bunny Ranch, but the freaks at the Chicken Ranch are hot too...
    What kind of crack are you smoking? I've seen the HBO documentaries on the Bunny Ranch...I've never seen a more busted looking group of girls (if you can even call them that) in my life!

    I'd still hit it though...if they were cheaper.

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    Quote Originally Posted by clockworks
    What kind of crack are you smoking? I've seen the HBO documentaries on the Bunny Ranch...I've never seen a more busted looking group of girls (if you can even call them that) in my life!

    I'd still hit it though...if they were cheaper.
    that's why were all going to amsterdam, you in?

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    Quote Originally Posted by punchrf
    that's why were all going to amsterdam, you in?

    fu*k i aint gonna be gettin it anytime soon,see you over there!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by punchrf
    that's why were all going to amsterdam, you in?
    Hell yeah, I've always wanted to go............

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    i just got back from a month in europe and let me tell u secind that motion the most beautiful women i have ever seen ridiculous how could u not do it hahah

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    Been to amsterdam once in 1996, but was too high (coke, and weed) to do anything with any females... Red Light district everyday. I dont remember much... Ha Ha...

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    By the way, no more narcotics or alcohol for me anymore...

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    Quote Originally Posted by clockworks
    What kind of crack are you smoking? I've seen the HBO documentaries on the Bunny Ranch...I've never seen a more busted looking group of girls (if you can even call them that) in my life!

    I'd still hit it though...if they were cheaper.

    Bro the HBO Ho's were wack..........There's a couple in this bunch I would hit...

    http://www.bunnyranch.com/bunnybabes...s_featured.php

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    You can do Amsterdam good in about two to three days. That's all you need. Fly out on a friday afternoon and come back late Sunday or Monday. Bring about $500 in cash for a really good time. Make sure to do a hash brownie, hash milkshake, hash toasted ham n cheese and hash muffin while you're there. You'll love it.

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    maybe not for 250 but for 150 to 200 max......

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    Quote Originally Posted by kman
    HIV might not show up for a couple of months, condoms are not 100% reliable... JK,,, sounds like you hade fun..
    I had read that it is almost impossible to get HIV from vaginal sex for a man from infected girl even without condom.

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    Don't worry dude it's safe. They were so cautious with the shit it made it hard for me to get it up. After I finally got it hard for a few, I banged her doggy style and she was like, "You have to cum for me baby" Totally turned me on!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by smak dat puzz
    "You have to cum for me baby"


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    I wonder if they would think I'm cute enough to give it to me for FREE

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    Quote Originally Posted by CRUISECONTROL
    I wonder if they would think I'm cute enough to give it to me for FREE







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    Quote Originally Posted by RussianVodka
    I had read that it is almost impossible to get HIV from vaginal sex for a man from infected girl even without condom.
    No offense but that is pretty dumb. Impossible to get HIV from vaginal sex, and on top of that WITHOUT a jimmy. So in that case dudes would be banging crack whores with HIV left and right, hell who cares if you get a few pimples on your pecker, you can't get HIV from having sex. That is news to me, think I will pass on that one...

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    Quote Originally Posted by WILDCH1LD
    Bro the HBO Ho's were wack..........There's a couple in this bunch I would hit...

    http://www.bunnyranch.com/bunnybabes...s_featured.php
    that's pretty cool. i'm going to reno with a bunch of friends this winter for gambling and what not, i think we're going to have to make a little detour to the bunny ranch. anyone been there?

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    i just remembered, i'm going to be deep in my cycle when i hit up reno. defientely will be going there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by punchrf
    that's pretty cool. i'm going to reno with a bunch of friends this winter for gambling and what not, i think we're going to have to make a little detour to the bunny ranch. anyone been there?
    I went there about 5 years ago with my buddy on our first LEGAL Las Vegas trip. We heard about it and had to make a stop. The chicks there are pretty hot man, they look like the chicks you see in car magazines posing next to cars. It's expensive but worth a good bang for your buck. You can talk them down from there original price.

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