The houdini

[JohnJenson]

when u doin it doggy, spit on her back when ur about to nut so she thinks u did. she turns around......blast it in her face .... the houdini

[SwoleCat]

Creative!!!

What if she doesn't turn around?


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[Evil Predator]

Creative!!!

What if she doesn't turn around?


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Hair

then you hold up an

[Chaos1783]

well shoot it on her anyway

[SwoleCat]

well shoot it on her anyway

At least at 21 u know that.



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[daem]

The Rodeo:

Hit the girl doggy while all your friends hide in the closet. Grab her ass, yell out "Yeehaw" and your friends burst out of the closet. See how long you can keep riding her before she bucks off.

[JohnJenson]

haha now thats a good one ill have to try that

[GQplaya]

haha, that shiznat is funny

[CRUISECONTROL]

Lmao

[BG]

Hahhahahaaaaaaaaaa

[THEMOSTHATED]

Funny

[WildCh1ld]

donkey punch
Donkey punch is a slang term for a supposed sex move performed during doggy style or anal sex. The major cause of the propagation of this term is its shock value when explaining it to an unsuspecting friend or colleague. Thus, it is considered by many to be merely a misogynist joke. In reality, were it to be practiced, it would qualify as sexual abuse, and potentially battery or assault.


Execution
The supposed move involves the male punching the female in the back of the head or neck immediately prior to orgasm. The alleged purpose is to cause the muscles around the vagina or anus of the female to contract around the male's penis, creating a supposedly enhanced orgasm for the male. A variation of the practice may be enacted to distract the female, allowing for the surprise penetration of the anus. It has been speculated the term may refer to the surprised female at this point "bucking" (like a donkey).

Though most commonly described as being performed on a female, the move could also be performed on a male during anal sex.

In reality, punching someone in the back of the head (rabbit punching) can damage the brain stem, causing death or permanent injury. It is illegal in professional boxing for this reason. The move is potentially prosecutable as sexual assault and, in the case of surprise penetration of the anus, rape.


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