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    strippers are cool!

    last night was my good friends bday, so we decided a little alcohol wouldn't hurt. somehow we managed to start the night off by drinking beer on the roof. don't know how we managed to end up on the roof, i just went up there to get a tennis ball out of the gutter and next thing i know we have 9 people up there chillin and talking. my buddy met some girl the night before and she was super slutty but good looking and she came over. we continued to drink till about 2 and then he somehow convinced her to strip for us all. she looked like she had worked as a stripper before by the way she was dancing. next thing i know i sit down on the couch to enjoy the show and she hooks me up with about a 5 minute lap dance. all my buddies got lap dances and i ended up getting most of the attention. to make things even better there was no money involved, just alcohol. she's definetely invited to my bday in september.

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    sooooweeeeet!

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    oh ya i forgot to mention that she let us video tape it too. i'm going home in a little bit to watch it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CRUISECONTROL
    yes i know this, but the video would get me banned or suspended. i was going to tell you guys this morning but i just now recovered enough from the hangover to tell my story.

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    E-mail me a copy buddy

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    Quote Originally Posted by punchrf
    yes i know this, but the video would get me banned or suspended. i was going to tell you guys this morning but i just now recovered enough from the hangover to tell my story.

    I know bro just given you a hard time

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    Strtippers make great friends, not girlfriends

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    Quote Originally Posted by GeeOweDee
    E-mail me a copy buddy
    how do i get it from camcorder to the computer? can i use windows media player? i'm defientely getting a dvd copy of it though. yes!!! that gives me a good idea. i have a dvd player in my truck, so i can play it in car.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigGuns101
    Strtippers make great friends, not girlfriends
    yes they do. i don't think i've met a stripper i couldn't get along with. definetely wouldn't date a stripper though. they could come in handy while on cycle though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CRUISECONTROL
    I know bro just given you a hard time
    ya i know, i want to post it but i'd definetely get banned or suspended. then what would i do while im at work?

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    Quote Originally Posted by punchrf
    how do i get it from camcorder to the computer? can i use windows media player? i'm defientely getting a dvd copy of it though. yes!!! that gives me a good idea. i have a dvd player in my truck, so i can play it in car.
    You would be wackin away and wreck right when you bust a nut knocked unconcious and the EMS drivers would be laughing their heads off

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    Quote Originally Posted by punchrf
    ya i know, i want to post it but i'd definetely get banned or suspended. then what would i do while im at work?
    On second thought


    Take one for the Team

    J/K

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    Quote Originally Posted by CRUISECONTROL
    You would be wackin away and wreck right when you bust a nut knocked unconcious and the EMS drivers would be laughing their heads off
    probably so. maybe that one better stay out of the truck.

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    one more and I'm goin home

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    Quote Originally Posted by CRUISECONTROL
    On second thought


    Take one for the Team

    J/K
    that video would be up for a total of about 3 minutes most likely till the mods verbally bitch slap me for that.

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    I took out a street sign in HS while getting a BJ in my truck

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    Quote Originally Posted by CRUISECONTROL
    I took out a street sign in HS while getting a BJ in my truck

    you now know the reason for the nickname

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    Quote Originally Posted by CRUISECONTROL
    you now know the reason for the nickname
    lmao...i've never wrecked because of that but i could definetely see that happening.

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    Quote Originally Posted by punchrf
    lmao...i've never wrecked because of that but i could definetely see that happening.
    I still have the sign...............

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    Quote Originally Posted by punchrf
    lmao...i've never wrecked because of that but i could definetely see that happening.

    This girl was good REAL GOOD

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    well Im off like a prom dress

    Heading out like a fetus

    Well you get the picture

    LATER

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    haha nice way to get the nickname

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    Ive been dating a stripper for over two months now. Doesnt really act like any stripper Ive ever met, actually seems pretty normal and not fu(ked up at all. Im kind of surprised. Dont know how long it will last, but she is a pretty cool girl

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    Quote Originally Posted by longhorn814
    Ive been dating a stripper for over two months now. Doesnt really act like any stripper Ive ever met, actually seems pretty normal and not fu(ked up at all. Im kind of surprised. Dont know how long it will last, but she is a pretty cool girl
    dont know how u do it...i would get crazy jealous/mad all the time

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    Dated a stripper when I was 17. This was in Florida. Chick came over one night with these panties that said in black magic marker "SCOTT HALL 4 LIFE" I was like, what the fvck is all this about? She went into some story about how Hall showed up at the club she worked at, claimed her as his own and to prove this as fact, got down on his knees and wrote this on her panties. Right where her clit was, he went up and down, up and down with the marker. Classy broad, that one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chest6
    dont know how u do it...i would get crazy jealous/mad all the time
    same here. i get crazy jealous even with normal girls.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ginkobulloba
    Dated a stripper when I was 17. This was in Florida. Chick came over one night with these panties that said in black magic marker "SCOTT HALL 4 LIFE" I was like, what the fvck is all this about? She went into some story about how Hall showed up at the club she worked at, claimed her as his own and to prove this as fact, got down on his knees and wrote this on her panties. Right where her clit was, he went up and down, up and down with the marker. Classy broad, that one.
    i think that would be the last straw. i would definetely go into a fit of rage.

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    Quote Originally Posted by punchrf
    yes they do. i don't think i've met a stripper i couldn't get along with. definetely wouldn't date a stripper though. they could come in handy while on cycle though.
    Some of my best friends are strippers, cool as shit, but think too much like me!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigGuns101
    Some of my best friends are strippers, cool as shit, but think too much like me!!!
    that can be good and bad. depends on how you work the situation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by punchrf
    that can be good and bad. depends on how you work the situation.
    Most are mental also!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigGuns101
    Most are mental also!!!
    i think a lot of them had distubing childhoods and some self worth issues. but i still like strippers no matter what, unless they are fat or ugly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by punchrf
    i think a lot of them had distubing childhoods and some self worth issues. but i still like strippers no matter what, unless they are fat or ugly.
    I love midget strippers, they do it for me!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigGuns101
    I love midget strippers, they do it for me!!!!!!
    haven't had the pleasure of seeing midget strippers. sounds interesting though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by punchrf
    haven't had the pleasure of seeing midget strippers. sounds interesting though.
    You can throw the around and put them on your shoulders, good times good times.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigGuns101
    You can throw the around and put them on your shoulders, good times good times.
    interesting. sounds wierd but interesting.

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    i'm out for the night so i'll leave as a senior member now. 1000 posts.

    see you all later. going to watch the video now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by punchrf
    i'm out for the night so i'll leave as a senior member now. 1000 posts.

    see you all later. going to watch the video now.
    Congrats , later on

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    Quote Originally Posted by CRUISECONTROL
    you now know the reason for the nickname
    LMFAO ^^^^^^^
    Punch, you been hookin up like a mofo since you split w the gf.....
    Good Stuff..
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    Quote Originally Posted by punchrf
    same here. i get crazy jealous even with normal girls.
    me too man...that would not fly with me.

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