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    Prison VS Work

    Prison vs Work
    Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer.


    in prison.........you spend the majority of your time in an10' x 10' cell
    at work......you spend the majority of your time in an 8'x8'cubicle
    in prison......you get three meals a day
    at work......you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it
    in prison........you get time off for good behavior
    at work.......you get more work for good behavior
    in prison....the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
    at work......you must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself
    in prison....you can watch tv and play games
    at work.....you could get fired for watching tv and playing games
    in prison.....you get your own toilet
    at work.....you have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat
    in prison.....they allow your family and friends to visit
    at work.....you aren't even supposed to speak to your family
    in prison...all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required
    at work....you get to pay all your expenses to go to work,and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners
    in prison...you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out
    at work... you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars
    in prison........you must deal with sadistic wardens
    at work.......they are called managers


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    Quote Originally Posted by Warrior
    Prison vs Work
    Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer.


    in prison........you must deal with sadistic wardens
    at work.......they are called managers

    Sadistic wardens...Managers..lmao

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    nice one bro

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    in prison...you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out
    at work... you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars

    good one

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    it left out the rigorous hardcore gay raping... nark would sign up for that alone

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    that is pretty funny warrior

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    funny stuff

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    at work......you have to work at least 8 hours before you get the chance to wade through crappy traffic and go to the gym
    in prison.......you have the opportunity to get exercise all day...shiv tag, shower smokers, group tae-bo.
    at work......You have to be so darn careful about how you address your love interest with sexual harassment and all.
    in prison.... I can't think of a more liberal place, no need to be fettered by the fear of the aclu or human resources. You are enabled to express your feelings in word and action.
    at work.....It usually takes promise of dinner and a night of dancing to get in the cookie jar.
    in prison.....umm........a pulse

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    Quote Originally Posted by Decadbal
    it left out the rigorous hardcore gay raping... nark would sign up for that alone
    where the fxck do you work?


    J/K

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    you get your own toilet
    That aint right. Most prisons are so over populated you have at least two to a cell and some times as bad as four. So you have to share with four other guys and you get no privacy. Every one watches you shit and piss.

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    Prison is WAAAAAAAAY easier than that dude

    In British Columbia's federal minimum security prison, you have 24/7 internet access and your own golf course that you share with other inmates. OH and your college is paid for you if your doing over 5 years (seriously).

    Also, you have wknd leave passes after you show good behaivour

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    Prison still sucks. I'd take the worse possible job over prison anyday.

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    Quote Originally Posted by smak dat puzz
    Prison still sucks. I'd take the worse possible job over prison anyday.
    Even being a porn star in gay films?

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    Quote Originally Posted by JDawg1536
    Even being a porn star in gay films?
    Over prison, sure. but isn't prison pretty much the same thing?

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    Quote Originally Posted by smak dat puzz
    Over prison, sure. but isn't prison pretty much the same thing?
    yeah but i guess its better cuz at least its not on film

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    Quote Originally Posted by GQ-Bouncer
    Prison is WAAAAAAAAY easier than that dude

    In British Columbia's federal minimum security prison, you have 24/7 internet access and your own golf course that you share with other inmates. OH and your college is paid for you if your doing over 5 years (seriously).

    Also, you have wknd leave passes after you show good behaivour
    just imagine how much it costs tax payers to keep someone there for a year.

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