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    Dr. Vandoo is in office

    Well the medical board tried to kick me out of office, but the board put my file on hold and I can still cyber pratice, so now im back!

    Ask your relationship questions!

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    so can I get human grade gear from them because I don't like to use animal stuff. Since your a dr you can get me RX right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by symatech
    so can I get human grade gear from them because I don't like to use animal stuff. Since your a dr you can get me RX right?

    Son, im specialized in human relationship, if you want animal stuff, go see a vet maybe he will hook you up with a nice goat for fun!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 3Vandoo
    Son, im specialized in human relationship, if you want animal stuff, go see a vet maybe he will hook you up with a nice goat for fun!
    do they kick?

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    Quote Originally Posted by symatech
    do they kick?
    your ex does?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 3Vandoo
    your ex does?
    only if I don't knock her out before hand

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    Quote Originally Posted by symatech
    only if I don't knock her out before hand

    well son I recommend you stop seing your sister for a while and then if your sexual kicking problems are not resolve, try the goat with cummin!

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    Dr.Vandoo... can an individual catch anything from livestock sex?

    My 'friend' says you're not a man until you screw a chicken.

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    i said a donkey idiot, not a chicken.........ugh gosh

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    ok no but for real i have a question........ Ok so i've been with my girl now for just over a year and i'm moving 1700 miles away. We are definitely in love but very young. In your opinion do you think its smarter to try and stay committed or to experience other ppl and find out if we really are made for each other? Because if we date around we will either realize that we wanna date other ppl or we will realize that we are the only ones for each other...........answer?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Narkissos
    Dr.Vandoo... can an individual catch anything from livestock sex?

    My 'friend' says you're not a man until you screw a chicken.

    Yes you can make baby, especially in Lebanon, ask militiaguy!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 1badcamaro
    ok no but for real i have a question........ Ok so i've been with my girl now for just over a year and i'm moving 1700 miles away. We are definitely in love but very young. In your opinion do you think its smarter to try and stay committed or to experience other ppl and find out if we really are made for each other? Because if we date around we will either realize that we wanna date other ppl or we will realize that we are the only ones for each other...........answer?

    If she loves you, she will follow you!
    if she cant she will wait for you!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 3Vandoo
    If she loves you, she will follow you!
    if she cant she will wait for you!

    And while she is waiting, she will bang as many guys as she can.

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    Dr. Vandoo

    my girlfirnend thinks I cant fit more than 20 M&M's in my mouth

    I think shes wrong...

    WHat do we do?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigrob33
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    my girlfirnend thinks I cant fit more than 20 M&M's in my mouth

    I think shes wrong...

    WHat do we do?
    I personally wonder about any guy, who wonders how many of anything he can put into his mouth.....

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    i agree... the m n ms are just a cover for their swinger/gay3some lifestyle..

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigrob33
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    my girlfirnend thinks I cant fit more than 20 M&M's in my mouth

    I think shes wrong...

    WHat do we do?

    tell listen honey, you may think my mouth do fit 20 mm, but can you deepthroat my "bigrob" all the way without gagin!

    if she does, then thank me!

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    Is there a think as destiny in relationships?

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    And another question. Lets say there were two girls.

    One girl loved you to death, but you kind off liked her.

    And another girl kind you likes you, and you love her to death.

    Which one would you pursue?

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    can I drink winnie?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MilitiaGuy
    can I date my camel?
    Good question.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by CAUSASIAN
    Is there a think as destiny in relationships?
    yes, but dont blow yourself to it

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    Quote Originally Posted by CAUSASIAN
    And another question. Lets say there were two girls.

    One girl loved you to death, but you kind off liked her.

    And another girl kind you likes you, and you love her to death.

    Which one would you pursue?

    the one that swallows!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MilitiaGuy
    can I drink winnie?
    yes with 1oz of vodka!

    and for the camel, aslong its a virgin camel!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bigen12
    I like to get raped by a gay rape gang do u think its wrong?
    thats an iteresting question!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MilitiaGuy
    thats an iteresting question!!!
    indeed, then you might answer him by PM

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    Dr.Vandoo

    If my friend Militiaguy had a baby with a camel..is there any chance that the baby could grow up to become president?


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