Logic

[ttuprincess]

Two East Texas farmers, Jim and Bob, are sitting at their
favorite bar, drinking beer. Jim turns to Bob and says, "You know, I'm
tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll
go to the community college and sign up for some classes." Bob thinks
it's a good idea, and the two leave.
The next day Jim goes to the college and meets the dean of
admissions, who signs him up for the four basic classes: math, English,
history and logic.
"Logic?" Jim says. "What's that?"
The dean says, "I'll show you. Do you own a weed-eater?"
"Yeah."
"Then logically because you own a weed-eater, I think that you
have a yard."
"That's true, I do have a yard."
"I'm not done," the dean says. "Because you have a yard, I think
logically that you would have a house."
"Yes, I do have a house."
"And because you have a house, I think that you might logically
have a family."
"I h! ave a family."
"I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you
must hav e a wife."
"Yes, I do have a wife."
"And because you have a wife, then logically you must be a
heterosexual."
"I am a heterosexual. That's amazing; you were able to find out
all of that because I have a weed-eater."
Excited to take the class now, Jim shakes the dean's hand and
leaves to meet Bob at the bar. He tells Bob about his classes, how he is
signed up for math, English, history and logic.
"Logic?" Bob says, "What's that?"
Jim says, "I'll show you. Do you have a weed-eater?"
"No."
"Then you're gay."

[Slick Arrado]

Hahahhahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa

[ReX357]

Lmao!

[IronFreakX]

Hahahahahahaha.... funny shit!!!!

[4U2NV]

Great story. funny stuff.

[OGPackin]

Hey ttu, i just saw a pic that looks a heckava lot like you...

OG

[palumbo]

lol lol

[MilitiaGuy]

lol really funny

[chest6]

hahaha i got a good laugh out of that

[needmorestrength]