What if you could critique a movie?!

I wanna know what movie makes you wish you were in the screening room ready to slap the shit out of some people. To get it started I'd like to flag "Monster's Ball". Who the hell thought Halle Berry would look good pounding Billy Bob?!! At the height of the Halle Berry hype she does a movie with an intense sex scene with the oldest looking hollywood star on the carpet. UULGH!! I just got done watching "Twin Peaks- Fire Walk with me". An old one but what the hell?!! The guy editing this flick must have been on acid. My wife and I were like ,"What the hell were they thinking?!!" I'm beginning to feel more comfortable watching her soaps or the "Real World". God help me am I that out of touch?!@!