A really stupid joke.

**BOUNCER** · 08-11-2005, 04:07 PM

Found it on my fav porno site. Its clean, but I made me laugh!.

Three elderly ladies were discussing the trials of getting older.

One said, "Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand in front of the refrigerator and can't remember whether I need to put it away, or start making a sandwich."

The second lady chimed in, "Yes, sometimes I find myself on the landing of the stairs and can't remember whether I was on my way up or on my way down."

The third one responded, "Well, I'm glad I don't have that problem; knock on wood," she raps her knuckles on the table, then says, "That must be the door, I'll get it."

**IronFreakX** · 08-11-2005, 04:09 PM

Ha thats ****ing funny

**deuce-is-loose** · 08-11-2005, 04:31 PM

funny shit

**MilitiaGuy** · 08-11-2005, 04:49 PM

**Booz** · 08-11-2005, 04:53 PM

nope you was right terrible joke!!

**BUBBA74** · 08-11-2005, 04:53 PM

**smokethedays** · 08-11-2005, 04:53 PM

muaaahhahahaha

**305GUY** · 08-11-2005, 04:59 PM

Ha Ha..

**Psychotron** · 08-11-2005, 05:01 PM

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

**305GUY** · 08-11-2005, 05:31 PM

Originally Posted by Psychotron

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

You must be a huge fan of Walker Texas Ranger Psychtron.

**MilitiaGuy** · 08-11-2005, 05:45 PM

is Chuck Norris really gay or its just a joke?

BG · 08-11-2005, 05:47 PM

**trisdog** · 08-11-2005, 05:54 PM

ha thats funny..

**Psychotron** · 08-11-2005, 06:04 PM

Chuck Norris is a misunderstood genius who is not accepted in public. He lives in a hotel with all the windows shut. If you come close, he will explode.

**305GUY** · 08-11-2005, 06:09 PM

Originally Posted by Psychotron

Chuck Norris is a misunderstood genius who is not accepted in public. He lives in a hotel with all the windows shut. If you come close, he will explode.

Psychotron, are you really Chuck Norris. You can tell us the truth, we wont laugh.