I Had The Weirdest Dream Last Night...

**Dave321** · 08-18-2005, 09:15 AM

Jesus, just when I thought all the clomid was outa my system, I have the most fvked up dream last night, and remember every bit of it... weird! I was at the movies with the lady watching Wedding Crashers... look to my left and I see SC taking up two chairs wearing his sunglasses... yeah, it gets better... so at this point, I'm like wtf, why is swolecat at the theater down from my house?!? I avoided confrontation with him because I was scared he was going to call me skinny

... then some ass kept jumping in front of the screen but he was reaaaaly funny looking... I looked closer and it was that little kid from Cruise's avator popping out of his skin... I nearly shit myself. He wasn't alone, he was with Ironfreak, but he was represented as some black cloud in the dream... yeah! (may I just remind you, this is 100% accurate... believe it or not, no bullshit!)... as I was leaving the theater I get a parking ticket from officer HeavyHitter... bastard... then my chick got mad for no reason and walked home... End of dream, woke up and ate some oats and eggs. Go ahead asses... flame away, I know you wanna!!!

**IronFreakX** · 08-18-2005, 09:36 AM

your fvcking wierd man

**Dave321** · 08-18-2005, 09:40 AM

ohhhhh fvk... I see Bigen readin this.... Common, let's hear it!!!

**C_Bino** · 08-18-2005, 09:55 AM

Oh man, I wasnt in it? LOL.
That is pretty messed up that not only 1 or 2 people from AR were involved but 4. No more AR b4 bed time for you.

-Bino

**Dave321** · 08-18-2005, 09:56 AM

Originally Posted by C_Bino

Oh man, I wasnt in it? LOL.
That is pretty messed up that not only 1 or 2 people from AR were involved but 4. No more AR b4 bed time for you.

-Bino

lmao!!! oh great, I give you full permission to kick me at the gym!!

This site is like Crack!

**C_Bino** · 08-18-2005, 09:57 AM

I will be coming to London tonite. Gonna workout maybe at 6:30 or 7:00.
Wear ur jock.

-Bino

**Dave321** · 08-18-2005, 10:02 AM

Originally Posted by C_Bino

I will be coming to London tonite. Gonna workout maybe at 6:30 or 7:00.
Wear ur jock.

-Bino

lmao!! DONE!!! I'll be there too... wearing only the jock and socks and running shoes.

**C_Bino** · 08-18-2005, 10:07 AM

Originally Posted by Justin Sane

lmao!! DONE!!! I'll be there too... wearing only the jock and socks and running shoes.

LOL
Oh man the mental pic I got was just too gross from that.

I better not have a f'd up dream tonight.

-Bino

**C_Bino** · 08-18-2005, 10:09 AM

Man, What is Bigen coming up with. He's been on this for like 20 mins.

-Bino

**Dave321** · 08-18-2005, 10:11 AM

Originally Posted by C_Bino

Man, What is Bigen coming up with. He's been on this for like 20 mins.

-Bino

something good... probably has the words, assclown, and fudge packer in there somewhere... with a nice pic of a penis cake... let's see if negrodamis is right.

**MilitiaGuy** · 08-18-2005, 10:19 AM

bigen12 will not reply now he is still busy with his new phone

, I am sure his new phone is equiped with a dildo

**stayinstacked** · 08-18-2005, 10:59 AM

you think thats ****ed up?? You should hear some of my dreams!!! Like the one I had a few nights ago. I travel every weekend and when I do I pack my duffel bag. In my dream I was eating with some freinds at a nice fancy restaurant with my bag on the floor beside me. Somebody had gone through it and took my juice. I shouted out at the top of my lungs "who the **** took my juice!!!!" The restaurant went silent. I told everybody that nobody was leaving until I shook their pockets and got my juice back. I went around for 20 min shaking ebverybody's pockets and finally like the last guy I shook I heard the bottles going "ting ting" together. I said"you and me, outside ,NOW!!!" we got outside into the parking lot, when all of a sudden an old cadillac fleetwood pulled up and 4 huge black guys got out. They were there to back the guy up against me. I took on like 5 guys at once and when it was all said and done they were on the ground and I had my juice back!! The end

**Dave321** · 08-18-2005, 11:06 AM

Originally Posted by stayinstacked

you think thats ****ed up?? You should hear some of my dreams!!! Like the one I had a few nights ago. I travel every weekend and when I do I pack my duffel bag. In my dream I was eating with some freinds at a nice fancy restaurant with my bag on the floor beside me. Somebody had gone through it and took my juice. I shouted out at the top of my lungs "who the **** took my juice!!!!" The restaurant went silent. I told everybody that nobody was leaving until I shook their pockets and got my juice back. I went around for 20 min shaking ebverybody's pockets and finally like the last guy I shook I heard the bottles going "ting ting" together. I said"you and me, outside ,NOW!!!" we got outside into the parking lot, when all of a sudden an old cadillac fleetwood pulled up and 4 huge black guys got out. They were there to back the guy up against me. I took on like 5 guys at once and when it was all said and done they were on the ground and I had my juice back!! The end

rofl!!! that's BRILLIANT!!! I think we're too deep in the game!

**MilitiaGuy** · 08-18-2005, 11:08 AM

still talking about you gay dreams hahaha

**stayinstacked** · 08-18-2005, 11:11 AM

Originally Posted by Justin Sane

rofl!!! that's BRILLIANT!!! I think we're too deep in the game!

Bro, I got a ton of juice dreams that are memorable. One of the craziest though..... I was lying down under a tarp in the back of an old rusty pickup truck going over the mexican border. My dog was back there with me, he kept moving around as we were getting close to customs and I whispered "Champ, sit down now!!!!" Then he looked at me and opened his mouth and said "where the **** we goin!!!??" My do actually spoke to me in my dream. The worst part about it all is I talk, curse, and yell in my sleep. My girl is afraid to sleep next to me some nights. She says she's afraid to wake me up because she doesnt wanna get hit.

**amstaf** · 08-18-2005, 11:13 AM

Originally Posted by MilitiaGuy

still talking about you gay dreams hahaha

what do you guys say? lmao

**Dave321** · 08-18-2005, 11:13 AM

Originally Posted by MilitiaGuy

still talking about you gay dreams hahaha

http://forums.steroid.com/a/

**Dave321** · 08-18-2005, 11:15 AM

Originally Posted by stayinstacked

Bro, I got a ton of juice dreams that are memorable. One of the craziest though..... I was lying down under a tarp in the back of an old rusty pickup truck going over the mexican border. My dog was back there with me, he kept moving around as we were getting close to customs and I whispered "Champ, sit down now!!!!" Then he looked at me and opened his mouth and said "where the **** we goin!!!??" My do actually spoke to me in my dream. The worst part about it all is I talk, curse, and yell in my sleep. My girl is afraid to sleep next to me some nights. She says she's afraid to wake me up because she doesnt wanna get hit.

dood, I'm the same way... my chick has to slap me at night because I converse with myself and yell at my pillow.... I'm the craziest sleeper... thank god the ladies stick around!

**PaRiS2005** · 08-18-2005, 11:19 AM

I think the people who spend a GREAT deal of time on this thread can admit to having a dream about some of the members on here, or running into them. I know I have.

**Dave321** · 08-18-2005, 11:20 AM

Originally Posted by PaRiS2005

I think the people who spend a GREAT deal of time on this thread can admit to having a dream about some of the members on here, or running into them. I know I have.

whowhowho!!! commmmmmon... you gotta share now!

**MatrixGuy** · 08-18-2005, 11:46 AM

I thought my dreams were fuvked up!

**Dave321** · 08-18-2005, 12:56 PM

bump for SC, HH and Cruise!!

**Bigen12** · 08-18-2005, 01:14 PM

Originally Posted by Justin Sane

Jesus, just when I thought all the clomid was outa my system, I have the most fvked up dream last night, and remember every bit of it... weird! I was at the movies with the lady watching Wedding Crashers... look to my left and I see SC taking up two chairs wearing his sunglasses...

In this part of your dream you are fantasizing about SC, wishing that you were sitting cradled in his arms….

Originally Posted by Justin Sane

yeah, it gets better... so at this point, I'm like wtf, why is swolecat at the theater down from my house?!? I avoided confrontation with him because I was scared he was going to call me skinny

...

In this part of your dream you are playing out your fear of SC refusing to give you the sweaty ass love that you so desire…

Originally Posted by Justin Sane

then some ass kept jumping in front of the screen but he was reaaaaly funny looking... I looked closer and it was that little kid from Cruise's avator popping out of his skin... I nearly shit myself. He wasn't alone, he was with Ironfreak, but he was represented as some black cloud in the dream... yeah! (may I just remind you, this is 100% accurate... believe it or not, no bullshit!)...

In this part of your dream your jealousy of others getting between you and the sweaty ass love that you so desire….

Originally Posted by Justin Sane

as I was leaving the theater I get a parking ticket from officer HeavyHitter... bastard... then my chick got mad for no reason and walked home...

Again in this part of your dream your jealousy of others getting between you and the sweaty ass love that you so desire……

Your woman getting mad at you is your rejection of traditional sex with a woman….

Originally Posted by Justin Sane

End of dream, woke up and ate some oats and eggs. Go ahead asses... flame away, I know you wanna!!!

I hope you aren’t disappointed….

**Dave321** · 08-18-2005, 01:19 PM

Originally Posted by Bigen12

In this part of your dream you are fantasizing about SC, wishing that you were sitting cradled in his arms….

In this part of your dream you are playing out your fear of SC refusing to give you the sweaty ass love that you so desire…

In this part of your dream your jealousy of others getting between you and the sweaty ass love that you so desire….

Again in this part of your dream your jealousy of others getting between you and the sweaty ass love that you so desire……

Your woman getting mad at you is your rejection of traditional sex with a woman….

I hope you aren’t disappointed….

ROFLMFAO!!! holy hell Bigen!! I'm pissing myself lauging now.... it must be the sweaty ass love that I so desire!!! For Fak sakes man, it took you long enough... now where's my penis cake?!?!?!?

**Bigen12** · 08-18-2005, 01:23 PM

Originally Posted by MilitiaGuy

bigen12 will not reply now he is still busy with his new phone

, I am sure his new phone is equiped with a dildo

Yep, got me a new phone!
Nextel i850

Militia, just because you carry a sack full of fetid dildoes every where you go, doesn't mean that everyone else does.....

**Bigen12** · 08-18-2005, 01:26 PM

Originally Posted by Justin Sane

ROFLMFAO!!! holy hell Bigen!! I'm pissing myself lauging now.... it must be the sweaty ass love that I so desire!!! For Fak sakes man, it took you long enough... now where's my penis cake?!?!?!?

How about some Dick Suckers,

I don't have time to bake a cake.

I know you love them!!!

**Dave321** · 08-18-2005, 01:29 PM

Originally Posted by Bigen12

How about some Dick Suckers,

I don't have time to bake a cake.

I know you love them!!!

**SwoleCat** · 08-18-2005, 08:57 PM

Strange for sure!!!

~SC~

**LegendKiller85** · 08-18-2005, 09:23 PM

do you guys ever have dreams were you are falling and it realy feels like you are falling?I actually put holes in the wall because my hand slams against it so hard when iam falling or foot.

**beefjr22** · 08-18-2005, 11:18 PM

man i have these dream problems too, i always have one im fallin g and wake up with a jump ......but the other night ,,,,,,,,, i had a dream that i walked in on one of my friend and his brother, they were in the shower and he was holding his bro upside down (standing 69) and they were sucking each other off.... they were very embarrased i saaw them lol but it seemed sooo real like it took me a while to figure out it was indeed a dream. sick huh ?

**HeavyHitter** · 08-19-2005, 09:27 AM

Bwahahahaha..... that wasnt a dream son! I really did leave you a note on your car!! It said "I just told your girlfriend that I am your gay luva and that she needs to leave right now as I am taking you down the block to Dally's house for some bondage! Why do ya think your girl was sooo mad???

**HeavyHitter** · 08-19-2005, 09:28 AM

Originally Posted by PaRiS2005

I think the people who spend a GREAT deal of time on this thread can admit to having a dream about some of the members on here, or running into them. I know I have.

I know who it is.........

**C_Bino** · 08-19-2005, 09:30 AM

Originally Posted by beefjr22

man i have these dream problems too, i always have one im fallin g and wake up with a jump ......but the other night ,,,,,,,,, i had a dream that i walked in on one of my friend and his brother, they were in the shower and he was holding his bro upside down (standing 69) and they were sucking each other off.... they were very embarrased i saaw them lol but it seemed sooo real like it took me a while to figure out it was indeed a dream. sick huh ?

OMG that would be soo sick. So you pretty much saw them naked I guess...What a dream. Its way too funny man sorry.

-Bino

**HeavyHitter** · 08-19-2005, 09:38 AM

Originally Posted by beefjr22

man i have these dream problems too, i always have one im fallin g and wake up with a jump ......but the other night ,,,,,,,,, i had a dream that i walked in on one of my friend and his brother, they were in the shower and he was holding his bro upside down (standing 69) and they were sucking each other off.... they were very embarrased i saaw them lol but it seemed sooo real like it took me a while to figure out it was indeed a dream. sick huh ?

yes... you have a very sick mind!!!

**Dave321** · 08-21-2005, 01:33 PM

Originally Posted by HeavyHitter

Bwahahahaha..... that wasnt a dream son! I really did leave you a note on your car!! It said "I just told your girlfriend that I am your gay luva and that she needs to leave right now as I am taking you down the block to Dally's house for some bondage! Why do ya think your girl was sooo mad???

bwaaaaahahhahha!!! I wondered why she left last week!!! Welp, single life, here I come!