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    Sleezy Pick up lines

    any body got um mines goes like

    Girl: Hey ho wyou doing?
    Me: Ugh just been depressed
    Girl why whats going on
    me: my dick died do you think i can bury it in your ass?

    Girl

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    hey baby, wanna 68???






    you go down on me and I owe you one?!?!

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    man: are your legs tired?
    women: no, why?
    man: youve been running through my head all night

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    "u must work at Subway cuz u just gave me a footlong" = laaaaaaaame... lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by devil1
    man: are your legs tired?
    women: no, why?
    man: youve been running through my head all night
    oops that was cheezy not sleezy

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    "we'll call your one leg christmas and the other thanksgiving and i'll meet you between the holidays!"

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    "Hey baby you got a quarter on ya, cuz I want to call yer mom and thank her"

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    How about do you want me to buy u a drink or u just want the money...

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    "Bitch, Dont scream and turn this rape into mudrder" never fails

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    Do like my pants and split

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    Nice legs, what time do they open?

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    The word of the day is legs.

    Now, let's go back to your house and spread the word.

    ~SC~

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    wanna f*ck?

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    hey do u know karate?

    cause ur bodies kicken

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    what the hell. Hi im John Holmes.

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    i may not be the best looking guy here, but i am the only one talking to you!

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    walk up to her and just say "you'll do"

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    "If i was Moses i would have spread your legs instead of the sea"

    "Should i go put my sandals on? Because you just knocked my socks off"

    "Is your dad a lumber jack? Because every time i think about u i get wood in my pants"

    "Is there a keg in your pants? Because i want to tap that ass"

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    You are the slippery when wet sign, and I'm the car with no brakes....

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    wanna get a pizza and ****..

    no


    why not, u dont like pizza

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    Quote Originally Posted by Decadbal
    wanna get a pizza and ****..

    no


    why not, u dont like pizza
    LMAO

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    Roflmfao

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    "If there's a party in your mouth, I wanna cum".

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    "Lets go back to my place and play Army where u can blow the hell out of me"

    "Lets play carnival, you sit on my face and ill tell u how much u weigh"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bigpup101
    i may not be the best looking guy here, but i am the only one talking to you!

    or

    walk up to her and just say "you'll do"
    or if she shoots you down, you look back at your friends and say SEE GUYS, i told you she was a lesbian.

    or come on baby, dont be picky.........hell i wasn't

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    Quote Originally Posted by GeeOweDee
    any body got um mines goes like

    Girl: Hey ho wyou doing?
    Me: Ugh just been depressed
    Girl why whats going on
    me: my dick died do you think i can bury it in your ass?

    Girl
    thats fu**en awsome i luv it

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    How about hey girl come sit on my lap and will talk about the first thing that pops up.


    or I have an allergic reaction to u cuz everytime your around my penis swells up!!!

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