08-15-2005, 04:44 PM #1
New Study Says Beer Contains Estrogen....
Yesterday, University scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.
Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.
To test the theory, 100 men were fed 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:
1) Gained weight.
2) Talked excessively without making sense.
3) Became overly emotional.
4) Couldn't drive.
5) Failed to think rationally.
6) Argued over nothing.
7) Had to sit down while urinating.
8) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
No further testing was considered necessary.
Last edited by CRUISECONTROL; 08-15-2005 at 04:46 PM.
08-15-2005, 04:46 PM #2AR Hall of Fame
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08-15-2005, 04:47 PM #3
hahahaha thats pretty funny. I thought it was serious reading the first few sentences
08-15-2005, 04:48 PM #4
08-15-2005, 04:48 PM #5Originally Posted by chest6
08-15-2005, 04:52 PM #6Originally Posted by CRUISECONTROL
08-15-2005, 04:54 PM #7Originally Posted by chest6
08-15-2005, 05:04 PM #8
i think i just shiit myself
08-15-2005, 05:06 PM #9
hmmm thats were those man boobies came from and all this time I thougt it was the as,jk
08-15-2005, 05:07 PM #10
08-15-2005, 05:39 PM #11
i also heard watching The View on tv or driving a Saturn has a nasty side effect of estrogen rebound.
08-15-2005, 08:18 PM #12
bump this is important info
08-15-2005, 08:22 PM #13Originally Posted by CRUISECONTROL
08-15-2005, 08:24 PM #14Originally Posted by WILDCH1LD
How was vacation
08-15-2005, 08:32 PM #15Originally Posted by CRUISECONTROL
I almost died…………Yes no joke, I was hung over and got heat stroke and your not going to believe what the cure was…3 shots of some tequila mixed with this other liquor that I’ve never heard of called Anisette. My gf’s family told me that I shouldn’t have drank so much water when I was hung over because that causes your guts to get twisted. My hands were slowly getting crippled and tight and my legs were getting stiff, I couldn’t stop shaking and I kept getting weaker and weaker. After they gave me the shots I felt normal but still really ill so we got a taxi and bolted to the hotel. I slept for 2 hours inside our room shower and then another 3 in bed and was back to normal.
Other then that I had a ball except for the last 3 days of the runs. My gf's family were f*cken awesome people, they took me and her brother to titty bars to drink-party and molest the strippers.....
I'm glad to be back home though.......I didn't a little bit of searching for gear just for kicks but the pharmacy's sucked in Mexico City and Acapulco. They didn't even know the names I would mention..
08-15-2005, 08:54 PM #16
dam bro glad to hear your ok.......... I've had alcohal poisoning before so I know what you went through (bad shit) Glad to have ya back!!!!
08-16-2005, 03:51 AM #17
where was vacation child
08-16-2005, 04:32 AM #18
nice one me 2 I thought its was serious then I was disapointed because I feel happy when I see a research against alcohol
08-16-2005, 10:50 AM #19
Why do you have a prob with alcohol
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