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    im laughen my butt off right now ha ha ha this is what happened first i fogot to mention that the name on the note said kelly with a smile face beside it, nice hand wrighting too not like a guys/ so i get off work take a shower head out the door walk over to 308 #13 get to the door and hear agirl singing that blackeyed peas song dont mess with my heart im thinkin sweet i knock nothing i knock again nothing so i proceed back down the stairs and wala kelly comes out side what the f--- i think and then my brain went blank i asked did you put a note on my truck yea it says( i just wanted to know if you wanted to hang out ) i think about 5ft 250 lbs curlly hair shoulder length scared the shit out of me to scared to kick it or anything i just said know about hangin out and walked away kelly looked just like PAT from saturday night live. heard something this morning on my way to the truck and flinched like someone shot at me nobody there though ill be jogging on the other side of the complex now needless to say

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    Quote Originally Posted by 8-MAN
    ...still having trouble
    i have two differant addresses one in one town one in another about an hour apart i live my life here during the day and somwhere else at night sometimes a piece of my other life comes to see me at night thats the secret the rubber in betwen is the condom i was hopfully gonna wear to keep the dirty parts out if you know what i mean

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    Quote Originally Posted by amstaf
    i think about 5ft 250 lbs
    You have livestock in the apartments where you live?

    BLAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!

    Sorry about that!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    You have livestock in the apartments where you live?

    BLAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!

    Sorry about that!!!!!!

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    lots of livestock round here everyone looks like melting icecream cones

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    nice, that adventure must have been pretty anti-climactic for you

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    scared the s--- out of me at least i didnt right a note back that would have really fked me

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    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What a stud...
    Last edited by PaRiS2005; 08-17-2005 at 10:57 AM.

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    great story

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    Livestock... Bwahahahahaha!
    I feel your pain. 9 times out of 10, if she approaches you first, she's a beast.

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    [QUOTE=amstaf]about 5ft 250 lbs curlly hair shoulder length




    Ok, ok something to bang when you have a "dry" spell. (who hasn't hit some fat chics from time to time? 250. a "little" heavy, how about 200lbs? ( hitting it, not dating it)

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    [QUOTE=goodcents]
    Quote Originally Posted by amstaf
    about 5ft 250 lbs curlly hair shoulder length




    Ok, ok something to bang when you have a "dry" spell. (who hasn't hit some fat chics from time to time? 250. a "little" heavy, how about 200lbs? ( hitting it, not dating it)
    I haven't, I respect myself too much for that.

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    [QUOTE=goodcents]
    Quote Originally Posted by amstaf
    about 5ft 250 lbs curlly hair shoulder length




    Ok, ok something to bang when you have a "dry" spell. (who hasn't hit some fat chics from time to time? 250. a "little" heavy, how about 200lbs? ( hitting it, not dating it)
    200lbs! , only if she is 6ft 3

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    Quote Originally Posted by ReX357
    I haven't, I respect myself too much for that.

    I see some people have standards I find they just get in the way

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    Quote Originally Posted by 63190
    Livestock... Bwahahahahaha!
    I feel your pain. 9 times out of 10, if she approaches you first, she's a beast.

    SPEAK FOR YOURSELF THERE HOLMIE....


    and dont lie amstaf....you let er suck it ... didnt ya?!!!



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    Quote Originally Posted by amstaf
    im laughen my butt off right now ha ha ha this is what happened first i fogot to mention that the name on the note said kelly with a smile face beside it, nice hand wrighting too not like a guys/ so i get off work take a shower head out the door walk over to 308 #13 get to the door and hear agirl singing that blackeyed peas song dont mess with my heart im thinkin sweet i knock nothing i knock again nothing so i proceed back down the stairs and wala kelly comes out side what the f--- i think and then my brain went blank i asked did you put a note on my truck yea it says( i just wanted to know if you wanted to hang out ) i think about 5ft 250 lbs curlly hair shoulder length scared the shit out of me to scared to kick it or anything i just said know about hangin out and walked away kelly looked just like PAT from saturday night live. heard something this morning on my way to the truck and flinched like someone shot at me nobody there though ill be jogging on the other side of the complex now needless to say
    this just made my day. we got you all hyped up about it possibly being something hot and it was beastly. at least you went and found out though.

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    holly crap i did not say it had to be a guy couldnt have been agirl way to scary homes aint sucken s--t bet on that

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    Quote Originally Posted by punchrf
    this just made my day. we got you all hyped up about it possibly being something hot and it was beastly. at least you went and found out though.
    all my friends had great days at my exspense your welcome anytime beastly isnt harsh enough

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    Quote Originally Posted by amstaf
    holly crap i did not say it had to be a guy couldnt have been agirl way to scary homes aint sucken s--t bet on that

    fine .... you let her touch it then....









    well, at least you know you have a completely desperate I need a test whore dirty ugly backup, backup dirty to get in between using the coverup rubber

    eh, just think if shes that gross... she's GOTTA BE NICE AND TIGHT

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    [QUOTE=goodcents]
    Quote Originally Posted by amstaf
    about 5ft 250 lbs curlly hair shoulder length




    Ok, ok something to bang when you have a "dry" spell. (who hasn't hit some fat chics from time to time? 250. a "little" heavy, how about 200lbs? ( hitting it, not dating it)
    how bout i stick with my 115lbs daytime lover works for me

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dally
    fine .... you let her touch it then....









    well, at least you know you have a completely desperate I need a test whore dirty ugly backup, backup dirty to get in between using the coverup rubber

    eh, just think if shes that gross... she's GOTTA BE NICE AND TIGHT
    i need a new keyboard now i just ralphed on it funny funny

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    Lmao

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    i still cant quit laughen thanx

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    dude...that sucks. what a mistake...."did you say steak"

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    Quote Originally Posted by amstaf
    how bout i stick with my 115lbs daytime lover works for me
    wheres your sense of adventure. live a little.

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    Quote Originally Posted by punchrf
    wheres your sense of adventure. live a little.
    i lived alot when i worked construction out on the road

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    with all due respect gentlemen, the probability of this girl being hot... less than 3%...i guess check her out and def post whether shes hot or not..im curious now

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    my bad just read that you actually met the girl..lol thats hilarious man

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    well that sucks..i had a feeling it would be a beast...happens

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    Quote Originally Posted by amstaf
    i lived alot when i worked construction out on the road
    so you did bang the fatties.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luminaire
    with all due respect gentlemen, the probability of this girl being hot... less than 3%...i guess check her out and def post whether shes hot or not..im curious now
    3% is better than nothing. she doesn't have to be hot to bang. acceptable can be a nice addition to the stable when your drunk or on cycle. in this case i would have done the same thing and walked away without a word or possibly ran.

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    Quote Originally Posted by punchrf
    bump for the evaluation of your neighbor.
    Yeah, and what was his name? LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mesomorphyl
    Yeah, and what was his name? LOL
    kelly i thought kelly was agirls name so much for thinking

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    Quote Originally Posted by punchrf
    so you did bang the fatties.
    maybe not fatties just thick theres a differance right

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    Quote Originally Posted by amstaf
    maybe not fatties just thick theres a differance right
    i guess it depends on your mood at the time. 1500mg of test will make you look at some sub-par girls from time to time.

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