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    Cool stalker

    i woke at 4:00 am left the apartment at 4:45am got to my truck found anote that says (Hi from 308 #13) i open it up and it says.(hi do you want to hang out sometime.I am bored alot, so i thought maybe we could i will be up when you go to work If you want to leave me a note with your answer . do you think someone is watching me or what kind of strange to know when i leave for work being that i never see a soul at this hour in my area what would you do i know what im gonna do

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    Write a note back. I would do it for sure. I think its hilarious.

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    Id stay away. Sounds like a psycho.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maraxus
    Id stay away. Sounds like a psycho.
    i wonder she might be hot

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    Go to 308 #13 and see if she's hot or not.

    Then you can tell her yes/no, depending upon what she looks like.

    If she's hot, you're gonna kick yourself later for not finding out!

    ~SC~

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    Do this, order yourself a pizza. Go to her door with it, and take the pizza. When she opens the door, decide on whether or not you want to tap that ass. If shes hot see if she wants to share the pie, if she isnt drop the pie, kick her in the gut and take off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by C_Bino
    Write a note back. I would do it for sure. I think its hilarious.

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    you think i should keep it 2nd grade just for humor sake i was gonna knock and hope for the best

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maraxus
    Do this, order yourself a pizza. Go to her door with it, and take the pizza. When she opens the door, decide on whether or not you want to tap that ass. If shes hot see if she wants to share the pie, if she isnt drop the pie, kick her in the gut and take off.
    very nice excellent idea

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    Quote Originally Posted by amstaf
    very nice excellent idea
    simple yet effective.

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    LOL
    Im not sayin keep it second grade. But I personally dont think I would go to the door.
    But then again, she could be a dynamo...go for it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    Go to 308 #13 and see if she's hot or not.

    Then you can tell her yes/no, depending upon what she looks like.

    If she's hot, you're gonna kick yourself later for not finding out!

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    thats exactly what i thought i can always say some bs to get out like im not straight right

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    course i say im gay and every other woman at the apartment complex is out to better go with what maraxus said great advice

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    Dont forget to kick her in the gut. That is necessary for you quick escape if shes a hag/tranny/guy/fat.

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    Don't say you are gay, never say that. That shit (news) travels faster than aids in Brazil.

    Just say you are already "involved" w/someone, so you wanted to make that clear to avoid any future confusion. You are flattered, but it's just not possible as you are already in a relationship.

    You can always get out of a relationship and be "single" again in regards to the word spreading that you are "taken'. However, say you are gay and that shit stays w/you for life like luggage.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    Go to 308 #13 and see if she's hot or not.

    Then you can tell her yes/no, depending upon what she looks like.

    If she's hot, you're gonna kick yourself later for not finding out!

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    exactly, maybe she likes dirty sex, she must be hard up for some dic if shes leaving you a note!

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    If shes a tranny kick her(it) in the nuts!!!
    Quote Originally Posted by Maraxus
    Dont forget to kick her in the gut. That is necessary for you quick escape if shes a hag/tranny/guy/fat.
    Last edited by BG; 08-16-2005 at 12:01 PM.

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    swoles got some great advice im for sure gonna check it out i will let everyone know what happens tomorrow its gonna be along day of wondering though

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigGuns101
    exactly, maybe she likes dirty sex, she must be hard up for some dic if shes leaving you a note!
    dirty sex is great as long as secrets are involved

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    what do you want on your tombstone just in case?


    I say you get something like....

    hmmm,

    had it comin

    curiousity killed this cat

    never gets laid...now layed forever

    this story is a classic low rent movie story...look how it ended.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dally
    what do you want on your tombstone just in case?


    I say you get something like....

    hmmm,

    had it comin

    curiousity killed this cat

    never gets laid...now layed forever

    this story is a classic low rent movie story...look how it ended.
    did i forget to tell you the secrets are to avoid my other life from finding out dont worry dirty doesnt mean no rubber in between

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    Quote Originally Posted by amstaf
    did i forget to tell you the secrets are to avoid my other life from finding out dont worry dirty doesnt mean no rubber in between
    What?

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    Simple:

    If he has a rubber in between then he eliminates his other life from discovering those secrets that he was previously trying to avoid disclosing just after he the rubber was utilized in between the other life finding out.

    Took me a while to get it too.

    ~SC~

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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    Simple:

    If he has a rubber in between then he eliminates his other life from discovering those secrets that he was previously trying to avoid disclosing just after he the rubber was utilized in between the other life finding out.

    Took me a while to get it too.

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    ...still having trouble

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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    Simple:

    If he has a rubber in between then he eliminates his other life from discovering those secrets that he was previously trying to avoid disclosing just after he the rubber was utilized in between the other life finding out.

    Took me a while to get it too.

    ~SC~

    How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

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    I'd stay away. Had a crazy stalker that almost ran me over. She was following me to class, the gym, everywhere...Finally, I told her I was going to call the cops and she let up. Crazy experience.
    If your stalker was hot, I don't think she'd be putting herself out like that. Who knows, maybe she is a hottie. In that case, I'd follow Maraxus' pizza advice and if she's nasty, kick her in the stomach. You could also crow hop a punch to the abdominal area, this works too.

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    you should defientely go see what she looks like. who knows maybe she just moved to your town and has no friends yet. i'm only giving this advice because now you have my curiousity going and i want to know what she looks like.

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    on second thought you should take a camera and get a picture so we can see what the hideous beast/or hottie looks like.

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    is he even postive its a girl leaving this note?? lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by wolfyEVH
    is he even postive its a girl leaving this note?? lol
    it'd be pretty hard to know that until he actually goes and finds out. that would be hilarious though.

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    id say just go to her door... she really could honestly just be a shy girl who saw you and thought you were hot...

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    I think everyone is assuming this is a girl... Who is to say this isn't a DUDE!!!!
    It just says "hang out" ....

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    What would you do if you went in her house, starting feeling her up, made out with her, let her go down on you.. then she tells you she is a guy! HA .. Goodluck buddy

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    Well if it's a hot chick then I say Hell yeah write a note back if you're single
    and just hope you never upset her and find her waiting for you in the dark
    with a butcher knife... lol

    Seriously I've gotten a few notes like that before and all were from some
    girls from my job that wanted me to know they were interested, but
    were afraid of being rejected or something...

    Now if it's a dude leaving you notes then it's time to move...

    Quote Originally Posted by amstaf
    i woke at 4:00 am left the apartment at 4:45am got to my truck found anote that says (Hi from 308 #13) i open it up and it says.(hi do you want to hang out sometime.I am bored alot, so i thought maybe we could i will be up when you go to work If you want to leave me a note with your answer . do you think someone is watching me or what kind of strange to know when i leave for work being that i never see a soul at this hour in my area what would you do i know what im gonna do

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    I'd knock on the door and see what you're dealing with. If it's Sally Struthers fat sister, Janny the Tranny, or your hot 12yo jailbait neighbor..at least you'll know and can tell them an excuse. If she's a hotty.. well hey-grab that bottle of wine from the paper bag you brought with you and get to work.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Heracles74
    I think everyone is assuming this is a girl... Who is to say this isn't a DUDE!!!!
    It just says "hang out" ....
    This was my first thought. I bet its a guy trying to get you to come up and "hang out" with him.

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    That would just suck, I think I'd have to knock him upside his head...

    Quote Originally Posted by Rickson
    This was my first thought. I bet its a guy trying to get you to come up and "hang out" with him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rickson
    This was my first thought. I bet its a guy trying to get you to come up and "hang out" with him.
    BWAHAHAHAHA... Some hairy forearmed trucker dude, w a hairy back wants to "hang"....How horrible, the scene from Pulp Fiction just came to mind

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    Just like swole said, go to her door, when she answers immediately evaluate her hotness factor, if it is acceptable proceed with caution, if it is not just say that you wanted to say that you are flattered but in a relationship. Keep us updated bro.

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    bump for the evaluation of your neighbor.

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