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  1. 08-16-2005, 01:38 PM #1
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    Short joke for Maraxus

    Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I not come work today,
    I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt. I not come
    work."

    The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I
    feel like this I go to my wife and tell her give me sex. Makes everything
    better and I can go to work. You try.

    Two hours later Hung Chow calls again: "Boss, I do what you say and I
    feel great. I be at work soon.....





    by the way, you got really nice house."
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  2. 08-16-2005, 01:40 PM #2
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  3. 08-16-2005, 01:42 PM #3
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    hahaha thanks.
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  4. 08-16-2005, 01:46 PM #4
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    much better!
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  5. 08-16-2005, 02:03 PM #5
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    You could see that one coming. Still funny.
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  6. 08-16-2005, 02:12 PM #6
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    lol!!!!!!
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  7. 08-16-2005, 02:13 PM #7
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