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    Evil Predator is offline Senior Member
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    Its good to be a man

    just got this in an email.

    Everyday I give thanks to God
    I was born a man instead of a broad
    When Oprah comes on, I turn off the TV
    I don't shave my legs, I stand up to pee
    I go to a barber, not a beauty salon
    Don't pluck out my eyebrows just to draw them back on
    Don't wax my pubes so I can wear shorts
    I use my turn signal, I understand sports

    Man, I'm glad I'm a man, man
    Tell you the reason I am
    I don't go through a phase every 28 days
    Man, I'm glad I'm a man

    I pay cash at the grocery, no checks or coupons
    Don't take a lot of friends when I go the the john
    I don't throw a fit when I break a nail
    I don't buy a lot of shoes just because they're on sale
    I don't apply makeup in my rear-view mirror
    I don't think of Bambi when I'm out hunting deer
    I drink beer from a bottle, not from a glass
    I don't ask my friends about the size of my ass

    Man, I'm glad I'm a man, man
    Tell you the reason I am
    I don't face the pain of water-weight gain
    Man, I'm glad I'm a man

    Let me tell you ladies
    Listen to me ladies
    I love those things inside of your blouse
    I love your pretty faces
    Your warm and soft embraces
    But if I had my own two boobs, I'd never leave the house

    I don't spend two hours getting ready for a date
    I don't play with dolls unless they inflate
    When someone asks me my age, I never lie
    After sex in bed, my spot's always dry
    I don't read about orgasms in Vogue magazines
    I don't mind if my dates try to get in my jeans
    I don't spend a fortune on French lingerie
    This is the same underwear I wore yesterday

    Man, I'm glad I'm a man, man
    Tell you the reason I am
    I don't take a pill, I don't use Massengill
    Man, I'm glad I'm a man

    Man, I'm glad I'm a man, man
    Tell you the reason I am
    I find Michael Bolton completely revoltin'
    Man, I'm glad I'm a man

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    devil1 is offline Jacked Jarhead
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    Jun 2004
    me too!!!

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