My roommate takes the longest craps ever.....i dont understand....he takes his fvckin magazine in there and doesent come out for 30-45 minutes. WTF could you be doing for so long how can you just sit on the crapper in the presence of your sh*t stench. i just dont get it, when i poop im in there three minute TOPS!!!! unless there is a stomach issue which is an exception. I poop wipe and im out. anyone else have a toilet hog as a roommate? or are you the one who sits there forever? and if you are, why?