Why such long poops?

[beefjr22]

My roommate takes the longest craps ever.....i dont understand....he takes his fvckin magazine in there and doesent come out for 30-45 minutes. WTF could you be doing for so long how can you just sit on the crapper in the presence of your sh*t stench. i just dont get it, when i poop im in there three minute TOPS!!!! unless there is a stomach issue which is an exception. I poop wipe and im out. anyone else have a toilet hog as a roommate? or are you the one who sits there forever? and if you are, why?

[Dave321]

I never understood this technique... I guess some people just really like the smell of their own brand?!?!?!?!

[C_Bino]

I think I know what he's doing.

LOL. Maybe he just has shit problems and get squeeze them out. Pack his fudge a couple times and it will slide out easier for him in the future.
j/k man.

-Bino

[decadbal]

why do u feel you have to police his shit sessions.. and what part of Ga are u from

[beefjr22]

why do u feel you have to police his shit sessions.. and what part of Ga are u from

There is only one bathroom...................and i am in woodstock, north of atlanta

[C_Bino]

BTW, just let him do whatever he is happy doing. Be thankful you dont live in a house like I do with a bi-polar fat slob who takes messy craps everyday and doesnt flush the toilet (honestly HE NEVER FLUSHES) its like some sick fetish or something.

-Bino

[decadbal]

cool, u lift at the golds in canton or what..lol

[beefjr22]

actually i did just get a membership at the golds in cantonb/c im moving up that way......currently im workin out in woodstock tho, on arnold mill road

[Bigen12]

Jerking off,

The smell of his own shit must get him off.....

Sleep on your back, and

Don't bend over in front of him......



EVER!

[Giantz11]

Come on dude, time on the toilet is some of the best time there is....Tiem to reflect, meditate, read the newspaper etc.....My dumps are usually quick but I like to chill out on the pot relax, its the most quality alone time I get all day. Your own product never smells bad to you, that's a rule.

BTW, Jerking off in the shower is much better, cause clean up is already taken care of!

[SHRED]

BTW, just let him do whatever he is happy doing. Be thankful you dont live in a house like I do with a bi-polar fat slob who takes messy craps everyday and doesnt flush the toilet (honestly HE NEVER FLUSHES) its like some sick fetish or something.

-Bino

Nasty bro - next time he does that bitch smack him and put his head in the toilet.

I don't think he will forget to flush the next time.

[I_Want_Abs]

BTW, Jerking off in the shower is much better, cause clean up is already taken care of!

LOL

[chest6]

Come on dude, time on the toilet is some of the best time there is....Tiem to reflect, meditate, read the newspaper etc.....My dumps are usually quick but I like to chill out on the pot relax, its the most quality alone time I get all day. Your own product never smells bad to you, that's a rule.

BTW, Jerking off in the shower is much better, cause clean up is already taken care of!

yup..

[LegendKiller85]

Nasty bro - next time he does that bitch smack him and put his head in the toilet.

I don't think he will forget to flush the next time.

a swirly

[Giantz11]

You guys ever heard of Top Shelfing someone?

[beefjr22]

Come on dude, time on the toilet is some of the best time there is....Tiem to reflect, meditate, read the newspaper etc.....My dumps are usually quick but I like to chill out on the pot relax, its the most quality alone time I get all day. Your own product never smells bad to you, that's a rule.

BTW, Jerking off in the shower is much better, cause clean up is already taken care of!

It just seems like you could be doing something more productive with the 30 min wasted on the pooper

[Keyser Sozey]

Get some of this tp for your roommate.....

[Giantz11]

It just seems like you could be doing something more productive with the 30 min wasted on the pooper

Maybe posting here I guess????

[beefjr22]

Get some of this tp for your roommate.....

ouch

[LegendKiller85]

Get some of this tp for your roommate.....

ouch

[Evil Predator]

BTW, just let him do whatever he is happy doing. Be thankful you dont live in a house like I do with a bi-polar fat slob who takes messy craps everyday and doesnt flush the toilet (honestly HE NEVER FLUSHES) its like some sick fetish or something.

-Bino

you need to boot**** him...

[bor]

Come on dude, time on the toilet is some of the best time there is....Tiem to reflect, meditate, read the newspaper etc.....My dumps are usually quick but I like to chill out on the pot relax, its the most quality alone time I get all day. Your own product never smells bad to you, that's a rule.

Exactly

[Giantz11]

Bout to take a little quality time right now!!!

[jdspinna]

Get some of this tp for your roommate.....

That's the same stuff we have at work!

[punchrf]

nothing wrong with taking a long time while on the pooper. that's where i get all my reading done. without that time i wouldn't read anything except at work. but then again i have been known to fall asleep on the toilet from time to time. i had a hard workout one day and had been up for 20 hours and i slept on the toilet all night. got up to go to the bathroom and realized i was still in the bathroom. oh well saved me the effort of having to walk to the bathroom though.

[63190]

I did that once. I nodded off though. Never spent the night.
I do take long craps. I meditate, read the funnies, my horoscope, Annie's Mail Bag, the TV log, various articles. If I have a car mag, or MD, I'm in there until my legs fall a sleep.

[punchrf]

I did that once. I nodded off though. Never spent the night.
I do take long craps. I meditate, read the funnies, my horoscope, Annie's Mail Bag, the TV log, various articles. If I have a car mag, or MD, I'm in there until my legs fall a sleep.

i only spent the night once. i was super tired. any other time i would have woke up because the toilet seat was super cold when i woke up. i hate when my legs fall asleep. the tv guide just doesn't do it for me. truckin, some muscle magazine, or a label off the back of a nearby cleaning supply can/shaving cream if i forget a magazine. just can't sit in there with nothing to read.

[chest6]

falling asleep on the shitter..thats one i havent heard before

[Red Ketchup]

My kid has fallen asleep on the can a few times

What I can't understand is how he can not wake up when he falls off! I've carried him back to bed a few times when I had to pee at 3am. Walk into the bathroom and he's all sprawled out on the floor with his PJ's around his ankles... it's too funny.

Red

[punchrf]

falling asleep on the shitter..thats one i havent heard before

what can i say, i'm a very talented individual.

[MatrixGuy]

Talking of shvts... I need one now. Only came out of the bathroom 2 hours ago having been in there half an hour

[RONINASAUNA]

If it takes you longer than 2 mins...



you went in to early imo

[wascaptain5214]

i cant crap unless i have something to read. a good read and no rushing.....and i give courtesy flushes

[63190]

My kid has fallen asleep on the can a few times

What I can't understand is how he can not wake up when he falls off! I've carried him back to bed a few times when I had to pee at 3am. Walk into the bathroom and he's all sprawled out on the floor with his PJ's around his ankles... it's too funny.

Red

Did you at least wipe him first? Old chinese proverb say:"He who goes to bed with itchy but wake up with smelly fingers."
punchrf, I'll read what ever is around too, if I forget to take some thing with me. I usually take a piece of the paper in with me that has every thing I listed.
Last night was weird. I got up and did my cardio on an empty stomach at 8pm (working graves now). Then I did two of three S's. Pooping was not one. Went out and got a triple meat tripple cheese on wheat buns. Went to a friends house and hung out 'til after midnight. Got home and had to go. Big dump. Had to curtesy flush much. Got out and watched some amimé. Not an hour later I had to go back in again, this one was quick. Back to the cartoon. Again, not an hour later back in again, quickie as well, but loose. I was wondering if I ate some bad meat.
Rest of the night I was OK. Maybe it's the shift change that's messing me up.

[IronFreakX]

When I go...I take my ipod shuffle a water bottle , sometimes even food ifs it gonna be long and any book Im reading(invisible monsters now) when you go...its relaxing and:

-you dont have have to listen to any1

-your shitting so people will refrain from talking to you(esp when on lotsa protein

-you can do your injections there

-your done and you sit and relax in a cold tub or shower

never realized I liked the bathroom that much

[ReX357]

What is this world coming to? We can't poop in peace anymore...

[MatrixGuy]

When I go...I take my ipod shuffle a water bottle , sometimes even food ifs it gonna be long and any book Im reading(invisible monsters now) when you go...its relaxing and:

-you dont have have to listen to any1

-your shitting so people will refrain from talking to you(esp when on lotsa protein

-you can do your injections there

-your done and you sit and relax in a cold tub or shower

never realized I liked the bathroom that much

[IronFreakX]

what ,.... you dont???

[MatrixGuy]

what ,.... you dont???

Maybe a magazine at the most!

I bet you have to fully charge your Ipod b4 commencing dont you.....

[IronFreakX]

Maybe a magazine at the most!

I bet you have to fully charge your Ipod b4 commencing dont you.....

Dude , cmon you know you love it in there

but yeah ,I make sure its charged...I dont want it going off and interupting my chain of poop..of thot I mean.. .you know for reading...