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    Off topic but PLEASE just help me out

    How do I pass a piss test for recreational drugs in an hour? Im drinking a ton of water is there anything else I can do (I smoke a lot of weed)

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    i can tell you smoke a lot of weed u lazy stoner why are you thinking about this a hour before the test and not a few weeks before hand. the only thing i can think of to help you within the hour is to smuggle someone elses piss and dump that in the test cup.

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    youre pretty much fu(ked if you gotta take it in an hour!!

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    drink lots of water mix creatine, protein, glutamine, & anything else that would mix ur piss up & drain that system out... do it all in a half hour try to piss like 3 times before the test thats what i did & passed

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    i just sweated very very very intensely doing cardio, will that help drain me out?

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    no but that will help u burn some extra calories! started loading ur body with so many different types of liquids so when the test results they wont find nothings but weird shit but no drugs

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    is vitamin water ok to drink a lot of?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Angel of death
    How do I pass a piss test for recreational drugs in an hour? Im drinking a ton of water is there anything else I can do (I smoke a lot of weed)
    what do you expect bro? you smoke a lot of weed. just face the music. you're getting tested for rec drugs, yet you STILL do rec drugs??? your fault!!

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    of COURSE its my fault, im just trying not to get caught now last minute, its stupid but oh well may as well go down swingin

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    get someone who doesn't blaze up or do drugs (prescription and non) to piss for you. Just make sure it is warm when you give it to them .
    Make sure that the person you use isn't prego cause the elevated estrogen levels will show.
    Unless they are watching you take the actuall piss, you should be able to do this.
    Just take in some piss that you know will test clean in a little container, and keep it close to you so that your body heat will keep it warm.

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    ohh and don't use your dogs piss. that doesn't work either.

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    ur screwed best bet is to use someone elses piss ur gonna get fired anyway so if u get caught who cares. or pull the family emergency thing and take off.

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    WRONG forum and recreational drug talk/issues are frowned upon here.


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    Quote Originally Posted by edmen2
    ur screwed best bet is to use someone elses piss ur gonna get fired anyway so if u get caught who cares. or pull the family emergency thing and take off.

    This is your only real option. Get someone who does not do any type of drug to piss into a minimum of a 5 ounce container. The temperature must be between 90-100 degrees F for them to accept it so the defroster on your car might be a good option while you are in transit.

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    u cud always have a piss then inject some1 elses piss into ur bladder, tho the other person wud av 2 b drug free of corse

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    Quote Originally Posted by JamesC
    u cud always have a piss then inject some1 elses piss into ur bladder, tho the other person wud av 2 b drug free of corse
    someone on this board took their buddy's piss and somehow managed to get it into their bladder for a piss test. i don't think he got an infection but that would not be a wise/normal thing to do.

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    was sposed to b a jk, i didnt realise people wud realli do somethin sick like that.

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    Only someone who smokes a lot of pot would wait until an hour before the test to worry about it.

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    ahaha good thread...

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    Quote Originally Posted by punchrf
    someone on this board took their buddy's piss and somehow managed to get it into their bladder for a piss test. i don't think he got an infection but that would not be a wise/normal thing to do.
    yes i faintly remember that

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    Quote Originally Posted by roidattack
    Only someone who smokes a lot of pot would wait until an hour before the test to worry about it.
    Worry? Maybe he forgot?

    Put some powdered bleach under your finger nail and piss over that finger into the cup... will make it inconclusive. Then get off before the next one which will happen as soon as nothing can be determined...

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    just realized the time... hes fukked

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mesomorphyl
    Worry? Maybe he forgot?

    Put some powdered bleach under your finger nail and piss over that finger into the cup... will make it inconclusive. Then get off before the next one which will happen as soon as nothing can be determined...

    ahhh the old piss on the finger routine. Why didnt I think of that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by roidattack
    ahhh the old piss on the finger routine. Why didnt I think of that.
    I dont even do rec drugs but I still practice pissing on my finger just incase.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mesomorphyl
    I dont even do rec drugs but I still practice pissing on my finger just incase.


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    Sigh.....I still don't understand how people that work so hard to make their bodies perfect.....would put rec drugs of any form in their body!

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    smth like this..after 72 days ur body reaches a point of saturation of THC to 1000% takes 32 days to pass a test wether u smoked for 72 days or 1000 days after 72 days its all the same...u probably dont need this info anyway...as u already failed the test...

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    Just keep in mind that other people who are not involved in our lifestyle see us as drug crazed lunatics along with crack heads and meth heads.

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    what is the test for?

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    your screwed.......it stays in your system for 2 months bro..only thing you can do is smuggle piss in a tylenol bottle or somthin taped to your leg to keep it warm..its worked for me several times

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    bump to see if you failed.

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    future problems go to herbal shop and get the quick tab. its a 1 hour tab and guaranteed to clean ur system if you take the tabs and drink the shit out of water.
    will piss alot but it def. works.

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    cost is 20.00 us

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    Hmmmmm here's a thought...

    Step away from the bong!

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    Too funny.


    Quote Originally Posted by JiGGaMaN
    i can tell you smoke a lot of weed u lazy stoner why are you thinking about this a hour before the test and not a few weeks before hand. the only thing i can think of to help you within the hour is to smuggle someone elses piss and dump that in the test cup.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
    Sigh.....I still don't understand how people that work so hard to make their bodies perfect.....would put rec drugs of any form in their body!
    Probably not working hard to make the said body perfect.

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    Quote Originally Posted by roidattack
    Only someone who smokes a lot of pot would wait until an hour before the test to worry about it.
    he was peobably way too stoned to realize that he had a drug test coming up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mesomorphyl
    I dont even do rec drugs but I still practice pissing on my finger just incase.

    Why does this not surprise me......

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