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    Would ronnie coleman get stomped in UFC?

    I think he would. I bet he would lose to a 180 lb guy because it's hard to carry around all that muscle.

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    he'd be down and out in seconds

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    He would get beaten down quicker than it takes to jab 3000mg of test in him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jdawg50
    He would get beaten down quicker than it takes to jab 3000mg of test in him.

    Thats for sure.... big dudes like that cannot move...
    ~dv~

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    have u seen bobb sapp fight..sure he can get one good hit in and send an opponent flying in the air..but he also does lose..more than on occasion

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jdawg50
    He would get beaten down quicker than it takes to jab 3000mg of test in him.
    hahaha! Now thats fast...

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    3k of test what is that like 4 ml at a time

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    He would get worked!

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    Quote Originally Posted by chest6
    have u seen bobb sapp fight..sure he can get one good hit in and send an opponent flying in the air..but he also does lose..more than on occasion
    Ive compared Mr. Sapp to a boulder swinging a couple of baseball bats.

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    this thread and question..
    no point to it really....

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    Quote Originally Posted by collar
    this thread and question..
    no point to it really....
    Welcome to the lounge.

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    Well as far as i no hes not an experienced mma fighter, so clearly he wud get owned big time. Teach him some take downs, submissions, locks and how to strike effectively and maybe hed be able to do somethin, i mean imagine tryin to get out of a lock being done by a guy as big and strong as him, and the hardness of his muscles i wud imagine is ridiculous. On the subject of bob sapp, he fights in k1, which is a far more skilled and checked competition than ufc, u have to wear boxing gloves, and cant ground and pound etc. Stick sapp in the octagon and he wud do some big damage.

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    Hed be out...If he had skills..possibly but a fast guy could smack the shit outta him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JamesC
    Well as far as i no hes not an experienced mma fighter, so clearly he wud get owned big time. Teach him some take downs, submissions, locks and how to strike effectively and maybe hed be able to do somethin, i mean imagine tryin to get out of a lock being done by a guy as big and strong as him, and the hardness of his muscles i wud imagine is ridiculous. On the subject of bob sapp, he fights in k1, which is a far more skilled and checked competition than ufc, u have to wear boxing gloves, and cant ground and pound etc. Stick sapp in the octagon and he wud do some big damage.
    ha that wouldnt be fair. He would just charge and pick up someone and throw them outta the ring. I would love to see him in the octagon

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    yeh so wud i, teach that cocky sob frank mir wot punishment is realli about. I think in k1 once he got dqd for throwin some1 out of the ring or somethin when he was gettin battered.

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    this is the dumbest thread in lounge history.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prince Myshkin
    this is the dumbest thread in lounge history.
    agreed. Its like asking if michael jordan can hit a homerun. wait... bad example.

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    Thats saying a lot!
    Quote Originally Posted by Prince Myshkin
    this is the dumbest thread in lounge history.

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    ... There is this huge sterotype about big people being uncoordinated and slow.. yet.. I've seen 300+ lbs linemen run the forty a lot faster than lighter guys before ... and i've seen complete fat asses with insane fast hands and reflexes....

    All in all.. you're pretty damn stupid to right off coleman as being slow.. a lot of people used to think he was muscle bound.. until he started to perform splits onstage ...

    I am not saying he'd do well in ufc... I don't know his background, but to say he can't win because he is " too big " is ludacris. I knew this boy in school who claimed to be a brown belt in tae kwon do... he got into a fight with a much larger boy.. and he couldn't do shit.. he hit the kid repeatedly, but nothing phased him. In the end.. the martial artist got his ass stomped.

    Look at Mark Hunt in k-1, he's a lard ass, but he CANNOT be knocked out. No one has even managed to knocked him to the ground.. he's taken Knees to the face, kicks to the head, i've only seen him stagger in one of his matches. He was the k-1 champ in 01 or 02.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gorgoroth_
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    Look at Mark Hunt in k-1, he's a lard ass, but he CANNOT be knocked out. No one has even managed to knocked him to the ground.. he's taken Knees to the face, kicks to the head, i've only seen him stagger in one of his matches. He was the k-1 champ in 01 or 02.
    Hunt HASNT been knocked out hes not invincible. he can be KO'd it just hasnt happened yet. I thought i saw CroCop knock him down w/ a kick to the head

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    All purely speculation.... but he is monsterously huge and he is a police officer. He has some formal training in how to fight with a lot of strength behind his attacks / an assumed defense from his training. Clearly he would be fighting professionals that have better training and more experience, but I think he could put up something of a fight.

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    First of all this thread is gay.

    Second of all, c_ville bro, cop or not, one kick in the head would break his neck, simple as that. No amount of muscle could save him. And trust me, noone is a bigger fan of Ronnie then me, so I ain't bashing the guy......I've seen Mirko throw around some buff friends of mine who actually have fighting expeirence! And I think the cop training is just for putting down elderly women in wheelchairs anyway , no use for it against an actual fighter

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    Yeh ronnie probably hasnt been in many actual fights either, i mean imagine normal people who have no interest in bodybuilding and have neva seen a pro bodybuilder b4, and the first 1 they see is the biggest in history, theyd piss themselves and just lay down whether they thought he cud fight or not.

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    i say put ronnie and Jay in the octagon and tell Jay he will win a sandow if he beats ronnie That would be a good fight..........................for about 1 min till they are both exhausted

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    Give Big Ronnie some chance, he was a Cop for years and alot are
    trianed very well in close hand to hand combat situations... I'd pay
    to see it, I'll just say that much...

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    Ronnie would last about 30 seconds against even the smaller guys. I cant believe some of you guys think he could even put up a fight

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    I give him 5 seconds b4 a TKO.

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    You guys are crazy IMO

    Is Ronnie slow from being so Big? Yeah of course he is...
    But do you really think being in LE all those years he has
    no idea how to fight or protect himself?

    I never said he'd win, just said I'd pay to see it... And
    so would 90% of you, don't try to bullshit me...

    Ronnie vs Tank is the one I'd love to see...

    Quote Originally Posted by Evil Predator
    Ronnie would last about 30 seconds against even the smaller guys. I cant believe some of you guys think he could even put up a fight

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    Quote Originally Posted by buff87
    You guys are crazy IMO

    Is Ronnie slow from being so Big? Yeah of course he is...
    But do you really think being in LE all those years he has
    no idea how to fight or protect himself?

    I never said he'd win, just said I'd pay to see it... And
    so would 90% of you, don't try to bullshit me...

    Ronnie vs Tank is the one I'd love to see...
    vitor tko'ed tank in about 30 seconds, and tank is about as strong with a ton of experience in the octagon.

    i don't see any way ronnie could ever hope to put up a fight. most police training is based on joint control and simple grappling movements that allow 1 officer to control a "perp" enough for others to join in safely without hurting either the officer or the naughty too badly.

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    How many big strong cops do you know?

    Just curious... Cus I know a few that are trained better then you think
    and are more then capable of kicking the shit outta even trained fighters..
    Now Vitor when he fought Tank was at his peak, you have to admit, at
    that time not to many guys on the planet could have fought and beat
    Vitor...

    Quote Originally Posted by Prince Myshkin
    vitor tko'ed tank in about 30 seconds, and tank is about as strong with a ton of experience in the octagon.

    i don't see any way ronnie could ever hope to put up a fight. most police training is based on joint control and simple grappling movements that allow 1 officer to control a "perp" enough for others to join in safely without hurting either the officer or the naughty too badly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by buff87
    How many big strong cops do you know?

    Just curious... Cus I know a few that are trained better then you think
    and are more then capable of kicking the shit outta even trained fighters..
    Now Vitor when he fought Tank was at his peak, you have to admit, at
    that time not to many guys on the planet could have fought and beat
    Vitor...
    well my uncle for one. i'm sure he'd be the first to admit he'd get owned by a pro mma fighter though, even though he's also former special forces.

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    The training cops recieve is minimal, and ronnie just doesnt have the experience or conditioning for it. This is what these men do, they fight every day. ITS THEIR JOB! They get pounded on constantly, by other pro's, for years!

    Kaoklai Kaennorsing is like 178lbs from k1, I bet he'd open ronnie up and knock him out before ronnie could ever touch him.
    http://www.so-net.ne.jp/feg/k-1gp/fi...aennorsing.htm

    He'd be hard to Choke out tho...
    Last edited by Evil Predator; 09-01-2005 at 12:23 AM.

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    that guy is a toothpick

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    Yeah probably so, but I don't think it's as easy as everyone thinks...

    I love and respect the new breed of fighters in MMA, but I also know a
    damn good local heavyweight wrestler that beat the shit out of what
    I thought was a decent MMA guy a few years ago outside a bar... He
    was only a college level guy, but just had great takedown skills from
    wrestling and was just a big mean sonofabitch...

    The guy he wreacked was into muay thai and tae kwon do and actually
    a black belt in tae kwon do and all he got was one shot in before
    getting slammed hard on the concrete and beat up real bad by nothing
    more then a bigass strong college level wrestler...

    Now if the guy had some BJJ then maybe he could have done something
    on the ground, but he didn't and he got wrecked bad...

    Point is if someone has that background and strength you don't always
    know... People just assume the MMA guy will take him right out and that's not the case all the time...

    I'm not talking the top guys in the sport of course... I know they'd knock
    they shit outta 99% of untrained guys...

    Quote Originally Posted by Prince Myshkin
    well my uncle for one. i'm sure he'd be the first to admit he'd get owned by a pro mma fighter though, even though he's also former special forces.

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    that is a good point- it's actually the reason why they instituted weight classes in mma after a few years, because as the fighters became more adept in mma style fighting, it got to the point where size really does matter.

    of course one must also keep in mind that an ncaa heavyweight wrestler in no joke- it's the highest level there is except olympics for the most part.

    shit this one dude at MSU who wrestler 135 would do high volume sets of hang cleans with 185- i can even imagine how strong the heavy's are, combined with awesome takedown skills.
    Quote Originally Posted by buff87
    Yeah probably so, but I don't think it's as easy as everyone thinks...

    I love and respect the new breed of fighters in MMA, but I also know a
    damn good local heavyweight wrestler that beat the shit out of what
    I thought was a decent MMA guy a few years ago outside a bar... He
    was only a college level guy, but just had great takedown skills from
    wrestling and was just a big mean sonofabitch...

    The guy he wreacked was into muay thai and tae kwon do and actually
    a black belt in tae kwon do and all he got was one shot in before
    getting slammed hard on the concrete and beat up real bad by nothing
    more then a bigass strong college level wrestler...

    Now if the guy had some BJJ then maybe he could have done something
    on the ground, but he didn't and he got wrecked bad...

    Point is if someone has that background and strength you don't always
    know... People just assume the MMA guy will take him right out and that's not the case all the time...

    I'm not talking the top guys in the sport of course... I know they'd knock
    they shit outta 99% of untrained guys...

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    Quote Originally Posted by chest6
    ha that wouldnt be fair. He would just charge and pick up someone and throw them outta the ring. I would love to see him in the octagon

    isnt bob sapp competing in pride? Maby he has quit but I remember seeing some clips of it. On mirkos site he used to says he think sapp is one of the best in the world in pride. Havent checked his site for over a year though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prince Myshkin

    of course one must also keep in mind that an ncaa heavyweight wrestler in no joke- it's the highest level there is except olympics for the most part.

    shit this one dude at MSU who wrestler 135 would do high volume sets of hang cleans with 185- i can even imagine how strong the heavy's are, combined with awesome takedown skills.
    back when wrestling my coach was a former olympic wrestler and european champion. There is no one that impresses me more then him and the scariest thing I can imagine would be to fight him nbh. He showed pics of when he dislocated a opponents should to get a quick win(the shoulder got dislocated at first by accident then popped into place and match continuted but then my coach imidetly dislocated it).

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    Quote Originally Posted by johan
    isnt bob sapp competing in pride? Maby he has quit but I remember seeing some clips of it. On mirkos site he used to says he think sapp is one of the best in the world in pride. Havent checked his site for over a year though.
    Last I saw him he was doing K1 in Japan I believe..not familiar with pride

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    Quote Originally Posted by chest6
    Last I saw him he was doing K1 in Japan I believe..not familiar with pride

    yeah hes doing k-1. Pride is the japanese ufc kind of. I like it alot better then ufc aswell and the fighter seems to be better in pride(mirko, silva ect). But I dont follow mma at all realy just catch it now and then.

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    Quote Originally Posted by johan
    isnt bob sapp competing in pride? Maby he has quit but I remember seeing some clips of it. On mirkos site he used to says he think sapp is one of the best in the world in pride. Havent checked his site for over a year though.
    mirko knocked sapp the eff out with a left in pride lol. he heard he's refused to come out between rounds a couple times in pride and k-1 too, (i know he refused to take any more punishment from randleman).

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