View Poll Results: When Wiping your ass, do u STAND or do u SIT???
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SITTING
60 67.42%
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Thread: are you a STANDER or a SITTER?!?
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08-29-2005, 10:53 PM #41
always look at it.. and i sit.. to lazy to get up to wipe!
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08-29-2005, 10:58 PM #42
now who dips their toilet paper in the bowl to help with the cleanup??? (of course after a curtesy-flush)
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08-29-2005, 11:00 PM #43
Ewwwwwwwwww!!!
Use baby wipes bro!
Gawd damm!
Red
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08-30-2005, 01:04 AM #44
this thread is just going down the toilet....
hahaha...........
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08-30-2005, 01:09 AM #45Originally Posted by collar
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08-30-2005, 01:10 AM #46
i need one now...lol
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08-30-2005, 01:10 AM #47
has yours ever got stuck......
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08-30-2005, 01:18 AM #48
how to you wipe while standing!! its so dirty , you have to sit clean your self with water many times than wipe then clean with water then wipe, and I am serious here.
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08-30-2005, 01:26 AM #49Originally Posted by MilitiaGuy
my ass gets plenty clean with only papper and wiping
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08-30-2005, 01:33 AM #50
i dont know
sitting ur bum cheeks a clinched in bit maybe??
i dont know
i just do it standing more confortably....
spread the cheeks lol
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08-30-2005, 01:37 AM #51Originally Posted by collar
spread em like a butterfly spreadings its wings about to take of into the clear bly sky
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08-30-2005, 01:39 AM #52
rofl
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08-30-2005, 01:40 AM #53
everytime i read the topic of this thread i just laugh
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08-30-2005, 01:41 AM #54Originally Posted by johan
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08-30-2005, 02:14 AM #55Senior Member
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this is the funniest thread ive ever read, the only way ive ever taken a shit and wiped my ass is to sit and wipe font to back who the f*ck would stand up to wipe their ass and most importantly what fag would wipe from back to front.
ROFLMFAO (you guys kill me)
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08-30-2005, 02:56 AM #56Originally Posted by MilitiaGuy
unless you have one of those toilets that spray water on your balls to clean you....
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08-30-2005, 03:10 AM #57Originally Posted by dirtyvegas
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08-30-2005, 04:03 AM #58
i sit, lean forward and wipe, then after the first wipe, i face the toilet, lean forward and wipe, front to back.
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08-30-2005, 05:49 AM #59Originally Posted by IronFreakX
AND HOW THE FVCK DO YOU PEOPLE WIPE YOUR A$$ WHILE SITTING? SERIOUSLY?
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08-30-2005, 06:46 AM #60
I stand. After the tp I use babywipes. So clean you could eat of it. You hear that stocky?
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08-30-2005, 07:23 AM #61Originally Posted by MilitiaGuy
yeah I guess but its not like someone is gonna rim me or anything so I dont se the need for that extra cleanlyness when its plenty clean after the wiping
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08-30-2005, 07:31 AM #62Originally Posted by johan
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08-30-2005, 07:35 AM #63Originally Posted by MilitiaGuy
what if your a military and out in the jungle somewhere without papper?
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08-30-2005, 09:57 AM #64
i stay seated but i lean to the left....much easier....and later on if i found i havent got all the shit off my ass, i will then stand and wipe the rest away....i prefer the sit....its more rewarding!
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08-30-2005, 09:59 AM #65Originally Posted by johan
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08-30-2005, 10:07 AM #66Originally Posted by wolfyEVH
The real question should be "how much TP do you use?"
Do you wipe...fold and wipe again, toss in bowl..OR wipe and drop in the bowl and grab another handful of TP and repeat?
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08-30-2005, 10:09 AM #67Originally Posted by Narkissos
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08-30-2005, 10:09 AM #68
Ditto REd...baby wipes ROCK!
I always shower after a shit tho...it feels cleaner
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08-30-2005, 10:20 AM #69Originally Posted by IronFreakX
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08-30-2005, 11:09 AM #70Originally Posted by johan
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08-30-2005, 12:44 PM #71
i am a tp waster. one wipe,and i usually wrap my hand two or three times. i hate getting shit on my hand, seems to take days to get rid of the smell. anybody here have a hairy ass and experience the dreaded dingleberries?
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08-30-2005, 12:54 PM #72Originally Posted by Jimmya73
I got hair to spare but no dingelberries sorry
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08-30-2005, 02:46 PM #73Originally Posted by Jimmya73
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08-30-2005, 03:05 PM #74Originally Posted by Jimmya73
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08-30-2005, 03:10 PM #75
Let me ask you sitters one thing , when you sit and wipe, what direction do you wipe, towards your balls . Rather wipe up then have my balls stink like shat!
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08-30-2005, 03:12 PM #76
Do you lift your balls up to get them out of the way, what if you wipe too far, then youll be washing balls in the sink next, you'll end up in the shower if you got the runs, doesnt seem right!!!
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08-30-2005, 03:12 PM #77Originally Posted by BigGuns101
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08-30-2005, 03:14 PM #78Originally Posted by MilitiaGuy
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08-30-2005, 03:14 PM #79
ps I have an alcohole bottle in the bathroom when I finish I wash my hands with soap then I put a little bit of alcohole on my hands.
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08-30-2005, 03:15 PM #80Originally Posted by BigGuns101
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