Do your parents know you juice?

**dece870717** · 02-25-2007, 06:19 PM

My mom would freak out on me if she knew.

**mavsluva** · 02-25-2007, 06:21 PM

I've been accused of juicing by several family members, friends and strangers even though that I don't.

**RuhlFreak55** · 02-25-2007, 06:22 PM

yea my parents know........they don't like it too much but they know everything. Next cycle i don't think i'm tellin them cause they have kinda started to try kickin me out of the house

**kaberle_15** · 02-25-2007, 06:24 PM

Keep it a secret, Ive been accused of juicing since i was 15

**Kale** · 02-25-2007, 06:25 PM

Dude I am almost 52, my father is 80 and my mother 76, even if I told them they wouldnt know what I was talking about

**ebjack** · 02-25-2007, 06:35 PM

Originally Posted by Kale

Dude I am almost 52, my father is 80 and my mother 76, even if I told them they wouldnt know what I was talking about

same here except i'm 44

**JohnboyF** · 02-25-2007, 06:48 PM

Well my parents don't no..

They found once and got pissed and said i can't cycle no more or else im out of the house...

I'm still here though

shshshsh

**Snrf** · 02-25-2007, 06:57 PM

hahaha you guys are some lil kids livin with ur 'rents sneakin around with gear...funny shit.

my mom knows cuz my lil bro is a grass, snitching lil bastard, but i'm in college now which is better than what i used to do so she doesn't bitch. just makes snide little comments about growth hormone and stuff...

which I don't even do

..... fvckin women...

**king6** · 02-25-2007, 06:59 PM

I don't tell them, but I don't care either. I'm 24, not exactly a kid anymore.

**dhriscerr** · 02-25-2007, 07:06 PM

Im 23 and I told them, well actually my wife did, but whatever I bought my own house so what are they going to do??? I can't believe how many people live at home and sneak that shit around ROFLMAO dont let them find out or they might spank you

and take away your T.V.

**Hoggage_54** · 02-25-2007, 07:06 PM

My mom found some needles in my room.

Mom: "Why are there hypodermic needles in your dresser?"
Me: "Umm... I sell them to people."

She didn't say anything about it after that, so I had to find a new hiding spot. This happened like 4 years ago.

**chest6** · 02-25-2007, 07:08 PM

Originally Posted by Hoggage_54

My mom found some needles in my room.

Mom: "Why are there hypodermic needles in your dresser?"
Me: "Umm... I sell them to people."

She didn't say anything about it after that, so I had to find a new hiding spot. This happened like 4 years ago.

rofl "I sell them to people"

**Hoggage_54** · 02-25-2007, 07:09 PM

ooops, should of been "I sell them to people at school"

**Snrf** · 02-25-2007, 07:10 PM

Originally Posted by Hoggage_54

My mom found some needles in my room.

Mom: "Why are there hypodermic needles in your dresser?"
Me: "Umm... I sell them to people."

She didn't say anything about it after that, so I had to find a new hiding spot. This happened like 4 years ago.

bwahahah, man my mom once found huge bags of drugs a sten submachine gun and a sawed off mossberg 500 in my room...this is cuz I called home from the police station after getting nicked on firearms charges...you know what she did?

get this...

put them in a plastic bag and hid them in the woods near our house.

my moms a gangster! rofl

**Hoggage_54** · 02-25-2007, 07:11 PM

**Kale** · 02-25-2007, 07:13 PM

Originally Posted by Hoggage_54

My mom found some needles in my room.

Mom: "Why are there hypodermic needles in your dresser?"
Me: "Umm... I sell them to people."

She didn't say anything about it after that, so I had to find a new hiding spot. This happened like 4 years ago.

ROTFLMFAO !!!!

**Hoggage_54** · 02-25-2007, 07:16 PM

Funny thing was, they were used needles, out of the package.

The secret is to tell stories to your parents over the years about bad stuff that happens to other people, ie people doing drugs, getting caught for stuff, etc. and then they think you're an angel, and would believe something like that. Although I don't think she believed me, but she didn't say anything after that.

**dhriscerr** · 02-25-2007, 07:18 PM

dude parents aren't that stupid, she just doesn't want to confront you about it. Im 23 and everytime Id come home for holidays from California we'd drink and laugh about all the stupid shit I thought I got away with that she new about.

**Brazil** · 02-25-2007, 07:18 PM

my mom knows its no problem I Hve lived alone for the last ten years

***G-1000*** · 02-25-2007, 09:04 PM

I live with my wife. I dont think my mommy would have much to say about it.

**juicy_brucy** · 02-25-2007, 09:38 PM

My mom always tells me "I hope you're not doing those stupid steroids again"
I then say to her "mom, I hope you quit smoking after all these decades"
Shuts her up every time.

I don't live with mommy anymore, so she can think what she wants... I've been on my own for 10+ years...

**Haro3** · 02-25-2007, 09:45 PM

Originally Posted by juicy_brucy

My mom always tells me "I hope you're not doing those stupid steroids again"
I then say to her "mom, I hope you quit smoking after all these decades"
Shuts her up every time.

I don't live with mommy anymore, so she can think what she wants... I've been on my own for 10+ years...

yea if my parents EVER say anything about how they are dangerous blah blah balh im throwing smoking in my moms face and being fat/prolly diabetic in my dads face

so i will win....but my mom is a pharmacist so she would understand a lil better than my dad would. i've talked to her about insulin etc before but she doesnt know much about it's uses for bodybuilding but she does understand that steroids are still medications not some dirty street drug like meth or some sh*t

**SMAN12b** · 02-25-2007, 09:46 PM

Originally Posted by dece870717

My mom would freak out on me if she knew.

Ohhhh I'm tellin !!!!!

**aadrenaline** · 02-25-2007, 10:24 PM

my moms a worry wart and at first just listens to what she heard on the news, but then read up about it and did her research..she works for a health insurance company..she doesnt agree 100%.. but shes also the everything organic food freak and bottled water lol

pops cant really say anything if you know what i mean

**CoreyTampa09** · 02-26-2007, 03:05 AM

Yeah my parents know i juice they take me to get my shot.....haha just kidding...i've never done a cycle but if i did I think they would have my casket on pre-order.

**MuscleScience** · 02-26-2007, 03:25 AM

I dont live at home but i went home this weekend for dinner. I come home about every other day to visit my parents since I will moving soon. So they see me every day throught my current cycle. Well my little sister came home from college and I havent seen her since xmas. She saw me with just my wife beater shirt and workout shorts on and called me out on infront of my mom. She was like you are freaky big now!!! you dont even look like you. YOU ARE ON ROIDS ARENT YOU!!! My mom was just smiling like yeah right, she has no idea. But my sister was totally on to me. The funny thing is my brother is in the army right now, and I guess he is juicing and lifting everyday and is now really massive. I am 6'1 about 215-220lbs, I guess he is 6'0 up to somewhere around 240 and ripped out. So hopefully when he comes home no one will notice me anymore.

**juicy_brucy** · 02-26-2007, 03:55 AM

Originally Posted by Haro3

yea if my parents EVER say anything about how they are dangerous blah blah balh im throwing smoking in my moms face and being fat/prolly diabetic in my dads face

so i will win....but my mom is a pharmacist so she would understand a lil better than my dad would. i've talked to her about insulin etc before but she doesnt know much about it's uses for bodybuilding but she does understand that steroids are still medications not some dirty street drug like meth or some sh*t

Well, my mother is always the first to judge... she once told me David Suzuki is an idiot. She thinks she knows everything about the environment because she used to work for Environment Canada... You can take the smartest most talented people,and they are "idiots" to her... smoke another cig mom.
The fact that she even brings my juice habbit up insults me. It's none of her damn business!

**juicy_brucy** · 02-26-2007, 03:58 AM

Originally Posted by MuscleScience

I dont live at home but i went home this weekend for dinner. I come home about every other day to visit my parents since I will moving soon. So they see me every day throught my current cycle. Well my little sister came home from college and I havent seen her since xmas. She saw me with just my wife beater shirt and workout shorts on and called me out on infront of my mom. She was like you are freaky big now!!! you dont even look like you. YOU ARE ON ROIDS ARENT YOU!!! My mom was just smiling like yeah right, she has no idea. But my sister was totally on to me. The funny thing is my brother is in the army right now, and I guess he is juicing and lifting everyday and is now really massive. I am 6'1 about 215-220lbs, I guess he is 6'0 up to somewhere around 240 and ripped out. So hopefully when he comes home no one will notice me anymore.

It was the opposite for me... My mom is all like "your on steroids "
and my sister is like.. "no, the whites in his eyes would be all yellow". She was all brain washed by elementary school posters from the 80's...

**juicy_brucy** · 02-26-2007, 03:59 AM

Originally Posted by SMAN12B

Ohhhh I'm tellin !!!!!

I seriously laughed out loud when I read this... I don't know why i found it so funny... but i did!

**Red Ketchup** · 02-26-2007, 05:08 PM

I never told anyone in my family, but my parents aren't stupid... they know protein & creatine will only take ya so far

They have enough respect not to ask. They know in my job size does matter.

Red

**PROTEINSHAKE** · 02-26-2007, 07:57 PM

my folks know.... hell -I got my old man tren & test p for his contest!!!

**MuscleScience** · 02-26-2007, 09:23 PM

Originally Posted by juicy_brucy

She was all brain washed by elementary school posters from the 80's...

Thats probably the understatement of the year. LOL

**thegodfather** · 02-26-2007, 10:19 PM

My mom knows I juice...I always wanted to keep her informed just in case anything were to ever happen to me she would know what I was on and how much...my girlfriend also knows although she is one of those girls who are into those real skinny dudes which I was when she met me 7 years ago, and thinks im totally disgusting now but i guess deals with it because she loves me...She complains because my ass is twice the size of hers...

Also, I know a lot of people were talking about if their friends knew if they juiced.. Well, myself and about 5 or 6 of my CLOSEST friends all juice, and one time we all actually had what amounted to a pin party.. We all start cycles the same day and got together to stick, it was a while ago but thats how tight we are... When we hang out we pretty much talk about cycles...juice...what our splits are...what our diets are...and so on... In highschool we were all friends and the only ones in the school not hooked on drugs and getting ****ed up every weekend...

**Ejuicer** · 02-27-2007, 03:11 AM

Most of my family know and they all hate it. It hasn't been brought up in years though so i'm guessing they just accepted it after awhile.

**Uconish** · 02-27-2007, 03:21 PM

Originally Posted by getnjakked

my folks know.... hell -I got my old man tren & test p for his contest!!!

HAHA!!!!! Seriously, when my mom found my stash she told moy pops......I was like OH SH*T! He comes home and sits me down to talk. HE asks me what im doing and why, blah blah blah, then he proceeds to ask me if he got on how long would it take for him to get some more size. I just looked at him like, what did you just ask me? So now, they just dont ask, they just say to be careful, which i try.

**PROTEINSHAKE** · 02-27-2007, 03:32 PM

haha! yea man....my dad was 52 when he did his first competition....like 2 or so years ago....i guess it runs in the family!!!

**gixxerboy1** · 02-27-2007, 03:32 PM

I'm sure my parents have an idea. I never talked to them about it. I'm sure that's the least of their concerns with me.

I used to disappear with my gf for a weekend and come home looking like death after parting for 48hrs. I'm sure they knew i was doing something then

**Superhuman** · 02-27-2007, 03:33 PM

when I was in high school my father found my stash when he looked in my drawers to borrow a shirt. I faked a breakdown of guilt and said I would never touch that stuff again.

**Rye_guy** · 02-27-2007, 03:52 PM

hell no, theres only a handfull of people who do know, and thats friends of mine I can trust... my family would snap show on me...

**Pro_built7** · 02-27-2007, 04:24 PM

Originally Posted by Superhuman

when I was in high school my father found my stash when he looked in my drawers to borrow a shirt. I faked a breakdown of guilt and said I would never touch that stuff again.

ROFL

EXACT same thing happened to me 3 yrs ago senior year. funny....