True Condom Story...

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08-31-2005, 06:06 PM
Jack87

True Condom Story...

True story I witnessed today...

I'm in store picking up some stuff and walk pass the Pharmacy
area and see this guy walking in that looked like he just got outta
jail and hadn't showered for a few days...

Says to the Pharmacist "Hey Buddy Where do you keep your cheapest Rubbers?"

The Pharmist says "You're standing right next to them"

The guy says "Where at I don't see them"

The damn things were right next to him...

I just stopped couldn't stop watching, like a bad accident, you just
can't help but look...

Then he says "How Much are the Cheapest Ones" :rolleyes:

They were all priced I guess this loser can't even read and he's about
to get laid... Dear God what is this world coming too???

You ever just want to walk up and lay someone out just for being that
stupid? Well that was my gut instinct... I would have loved to just hit
this loser and then kick the shit outta him on the floor of the store...

And then you have a Pharmacist that went to school for a damn long
time that has to be saying I can't believe I went to college all that
time to help some poor loser like this, the Pharmacist was getting as
pissed as me after the 3rd question, that was pretty clear...

I finally just shake my head and go about my business and then after
I walk out who do I see, but this LOSER and the girl that was waiting
for him wasn't Ms America, but was about 10 levels about this guy...

I couldn't believe it, she was actually pretty cute and I couldn't help
thinking here you have one of the most ugly dirty looking white trash
guys I've ever seen and he had a decent looking girlfriend/whatever
and you know what he thought of her???

"Hey where do you keep your Cheapest Rubbers"

I should have just went over and laid him out in the parking lot for
the hell of it... :frown:

Am I the only one that would feel this way if they witnessed this?

Maybe it's just me...
08-31-2005, 06:09 PM
kloter1

hey atleast he's using a jim hat. lord knows we dont need anymore of these retards runnin around
08-31-2005, 06:12 PM
Jack87

True, but I also thought damn I wish it was legal to just beat the shit
outta shitheads like this to make sure they don't make anymore... I'm
not kiddding... I really wanted to just go and beat his ass without a
word being said...

It was one of the craziest things I've seen, I wish I had it on video...

Quote:

Originally Posted by kloter1

hey atleast he's using a jim hat. lord knows we dont need anymore of these retards runnin around
08-31-2005, 06:16 PM
mark956101957

Hey Buff 87 are you on Tren right now cause you sound like a real ass! LOL Seriously is that your answer for all the things and people that make your world difficult is to lay them out. :scratch: It's just you!
08-31-2005, 06:25 PM
Jack87

No bro I'm not all that violent really unless it comes down to it, but this just hit a nerve, not sure why... You seriously can't see my point of view on this?

Maybe it's me then, but I guess when I think of a woman I think enuf to go
to bed with "Hey Buddy where's your cheapest rubbers" isn't what goes thru
my mind...

And I sure as hell won't be yelling it when I'm 10' from the counter, what's
wrong with just finding the damn things yourself???

I figured someone would be offended... That's fine...

Quote:

Originally Posted by mark956101957

Hey Buff 87 are you on Tren right now cause you sound like a real ass! LOL Seriously is that your answer for all the things and people that make your world difficult is to lay them out. :scratch: It's just you!
08-31-2005, 06:27 PM
BG

Funny shit, stupid people bug the shit out of me, some times I wonder how they make it life :scratch: ?? Well I guess the answer to that is barely!!! :wg:
08-31-2005, 06:31 PM
BG

:lol: You should have been like bro, when he turns to you kick him in the nuts so he cant get laid, and tell the girl you just did her a favor and smart'n up!!!!!........................................... ................and tell his girl to give ya a quick BJ in the parking lot cuz her boyfriend pissed you off and you have to calm down!!
08-31-2005, 06:41 PM
956Vette

lol, so many terrible people out there...take care of em buff!
08-31-2005, 06:41 PM
ReX357

I understand you bro. That kind of shit gets on my nerves too and I never done AS so that's not the cause.

Stupid people exist. You just gotta live with it.
08-31-2005, 06:41 PM
O.fO.shO

Quote:

Originally Posted by kloter1

hey atleast he's using a jim hat. lord knows we dont need anymore of these retards runnin around

I agree , go take a trip to the ghetto and see the outcome of most trash . No rubbers , high birth rate , my taxes going to feed thier wellfare mouths.....kids without proper supervision , let alone dads even.....robbing my middle class neighborhood , and flaunting thier gangster mentality .

I lived there once.....my god shake that mans hand .
08-31-2005, 06:43 PM
305GUY

What if he would have asked for "the most expensive rubbers", would you still want to lay this guy out.
Honestly i think you were over reacting a little. I get angry like that as well, but usually over bad drivers and big time assholes. But the comment "where your cheapest rubbers" wouldnt have bothered me in the least, and i would have probably started laughing when i saw the girl he was with.
08-31-2005, 06:46 PM
956Vette

Quote:

Originally Posted by 305GUY

What if he would have asked for "the most expensive rubbers", would you still want to lay this guy out.

Some are missing the point here and overanalyizing the issue :)

Buff just has sexual tention and his shit itches from the hookers this past weekend :aaGreen22
08-31-2005, 06:48 PM
305GUY

Quote:

Originally Posted by 956Vette

Some are missing the point here and overanalyizing the issue :)

Buff just has sexual tention and his shit itches from the hookers this past weekend :aaGreen22

Oh i see.LOL
08-31-2005, 06:48 PM
collar

Quote:

Originally Posted by buff87

True story I witnessed today...

I'm in store picking up some stuff and walk pass the Pharmacy
area and see this guy walking in that looked like he just got outta
jail and hadn't showered for a few days...

Says to the Pharmacist "Hey Buddy Where do you keep your cheapest Rubbers?"

The Pharmist says "You're standing right next to them"

The guy says "Where at I don't see them"

The damn things were right next to him...

I just stopped couldn't stop watching, like a bad accident, you just
can't help but look...

Then he says "How Much are the Cheapest Ones" :rolleyes:

They were all priced I guess this loser can't even read and he's about
to get laid... Dear God what is this world coming too???

You ever just want to walk up and lay someone out just for being that
stupid? Well that was my gut instinct... I would have loved to just hit
this loser and then kick the shit outta him on the floor of the store...

And then you have a Pharmacist that went to school for a damn long
time that has to be saying I can't believe I went to college all that
time to help some poor loser like this, the Pharmacist was getting as
pissed as me after the 3rd question, that was pretty clear...

I finally just shake my head and go about my business and then after
I walk out who do I see, but this LOSER and the girl that was waiting
for him wasn't Ms America, but was about 10 levels about this guy...

I couldn't believe it, she was actually pretty cute and I couldn't help
thinking here you have one of the most ugly dirty looking white trash
guys I've ever seen and he had a decent looking girlfriend/whatever
and you know what he thought of her???

"Hey where do you keep your Cheapest Rubbers"

I should have just went over and laid him out in the parking lot for
the hell of it... :frown:

Am I the only one that would feel this way if they witnessed this?

Maybe it's just me...

yep its just you..
i dont see why you would get worked up over something like that????
as for the girlfriend you wanted to her insteat of him having her ;)
08-31-2005, 06:49 PM
chest6

buff i know exactly what you are talking about. I have wanted to just beat the hell out of ppl before for being extremely stupid/loud or both.
08-31-2005, 06:49 PM
Jack87

I just knew the Thread Title alone would pull you into this one you jerk... lol :rolleyes:

Quote:

Originally Posted by 956Vette

Some are missing the point here and overanalyizing the issue :)

Buff just has sexual tention and his shit itches from the hookers this past weekend :aaGreen22
08-31-2005, 06:51 PM
Jack87

Thanks god I'm not alone... :D

What some people are missing is a good shot to his head probably would
have helped this guy and knocked some sense into him... lol To many
passive people getting to serious about this I guess... :wg:

Quote:

Originally Posted by chest6

buff i know exactly what you are talking about. I have wanted to just beat the hell out of ppl before for being extremely stupid/loud or both.
08-31-2005, 06:53 PM
Jack87

Well being totally honest, Yeah I would have hit on her, but considering I
saw who she was sleeping with probably not now, she was kind of cute...
I get worked up over few things, this just hit a nerve, damn are all you
guys that tame or am I just on edge???

Quote:

Originally Posted by collar

yep its just you..
i dont see why you would get worked up over something like that????
as for the girlfriend you wanted to her insteat of him having her ;)
08-31-2005, 06:59 PM
Keyser Sozey

Hahahaha (smelly guy)"Yeh, lit mee git dem cheapess ruber dere. I's git me a girlie and I'm outta da pen. Wus duh cheapess" :chairshot
(pharmacist) "There right next to you, sir" :rolleyes:
(smelly guy) "Wheer? Oh, dem box dere? Wasit gone cos me?" :nutkick: (pharmacist) "The price is on the sticker, on the box" :icon_roll
Meanwhile, buff's steaming and then to top it off, smelly's lady is lookin pretty good. :icon_piss

She was probably a prostitute, or fvckin him for some crack.

Just keep your cool and vent this stuff on here, bro. Think about it, if we could knockout every idiot, half the population would be gone.
Peace and HairGrease
08-31-2005, 07:56 PM
Jack87

Just the fact you put that all together makes me feel better... LMAO!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Keyser Sozey

Hahahaha (smelly guy)"Yeh, lit mee git dem cheapess ruber dere. I's git me a girlie and I'm outta da pen. Wus duh cheapess" :chairshot
(pharmacist) "There right next to you, sir" :rolleyes:
(smelly guy) "Wheer? Oh, dem box dere? Wasit gone cos me?" :nutkick: (pharmacist) "The price is on the sticker, on the box" :icon_roll
Meanwhile, buff's steaming and then to top it off, smelly's lady is lookin pretty good. :icon_piss

She was probably a prostitute, or fvckin him for some crack.

Just keep your cool and vent this stuff on here, bro. Think about it, if we could knockout every idiot, half the population would be gone.
Peace and HairGrease
08-31-2005, 07:57 PM
Jack87

I think you exceeded the use of smileys and almost crashed the server... lol

I couldn't even add one to my reply... :lol:
08-31-2005, 08:02 PM
needmorestrength

Not similar, but I always walk through the mall wondering how these ugly, skinny dirts, have these hotties :unsure:
08-31-2005, 08:12 PM
Jack87

You know the main thing is Condoms suck as it is anyway and with the
cheap ones if anything it feels like you've just humping a car tire... lol
Why wouldn't you drop the extra couple of bucks for some good ones? :rolleyes:
08-31-2005, 09:15 PM
Unoid

Quote:

Originally Posted by buff87

No bro I'm not all that violent really unless it comes down to it, but this just hit a nerve, not sure why... You seriously can't see my point of view on this?

Maybe it's me then, but I guess when I think of a woman I think enuf to go
to bed with "Hey Buddy where's your cheapest rubbers" isn't what goes thru
my mind...

And I sure as hell won't be yelling it when I'm 10' from the counter, what's
wrong with just finding the damn things yourself???

I figured someone would be offended... That's fine...

I'm with buff, lets lay the ****ers out!
08-31-2005, 09:34 PM
Keyser Sozey

Quote:

Originally Posted by buff87

I think you exceeded the use of smileys and almost crashed the server... lol

I couldn't even add one to my reply... :lol:

I try to be creative :wg:
08-31-2005, 09:38 PM
mass junkie

At least he had enough sense to get the dam things.....
08-31-2005, 10:24 PM
G-13

Quote:

Originally Posted by buff87

True, but I also thought damn I wish it was legal to just beat the shit
outta shitheads like this to make sure they don't make anymore... I'm
not kiddding... I really wanted to just go and beat his ass without a
word being said...

It was one of the craziest things I've seen, I wish I had it on video...

Buff is that you or did someone hijack your acocunt, you just always sounded more level headed in most of your posts..it just doesnt sound like you...
09-01-2005, 12:32 AM
juicy_brucy

well.
I went to the 24 hour laundy mat at 1:30 am yesterday to do my laundry after work and there was this guy, in his mid 20's loitering around in the laundrymat. I noticed that he was wearing sandals and he had a back pack. Great. I thought to myself.
Another drifter. He kept hanging around and he wasn't even dooing laundry. He was probally homeless or something, but he was so shaddy. He kept acting like he had somewhere to go, kept getting his personal belongings adjusted just right. He hung out in the back and it was so annoying, cause he was dirty and he had no business being there. But, it is a free country, and he wasn't hurting anyone, so I let him be.
Then, this nice looking red head busts in with big tits and all and gives this hobo a kiss. She was so hot, you have no Idea.
WTF?? how did this skinny dirty hobo score a hot chick?
I just don't get it.
I wanted to smash him so bad.
09-01-2005, 12:39 AM
chest6

Quote:

Originally Posted by juicy_brucy

well.
I went to the 24 hour laundy mat at 1:30 am yesterday to do my laundry after work and there was this guy, in his mid 20's loitering around in the laundrymat. I noticed that he was wearing sandals and he had a back pack. Great. I thought to myself.
Another drifter. He kept hanging around and he wasn't even dooing laundry. He was probally homeless or something, but he was so shaddy. He kept acting like he had somewhere to go, kept getting his personal belongings adjusted just right. He hung out in the back and it was so annoying, cause he was dirty and he had no business being there. But, it is a free country, and he wasn't hurting anyone, so I let him be.
Then, this nice looking red head busts in with big tits and all and gives this hobo a kiss. She was so hot, you have no Idea.
WTF?? how did this skinny dirty hobo score a hot chick?
I just don't get it.
I wanted to smash him so bad.

heres what u do....take a friend in there with u...put ur clothes in...walk out..have ur friend call u when the guy goes after ur clothes...come back in and beat the hell outta him...good idea huh?
09-01-2005, 07:00 AM
gixxer600

I wonder if the chick with him was the cheapest Whore!!
09-01-2005, 08:07 AM
Jack87

Mass he had about as much sense as me after a night of Vodka or you after
a night of Rum... lol :D

But hopefully no more of him were made last night because of those cheap
rubbers... :lol:

Quote:

Originally Posted by mass junkie

At least he had enough sense to get the dam things.....
09-01-2005, 08:09 AM
Jack87

I'm level headed bro, have a little crazy side too... ;)

Nothing wrong with that I hope... :)

Just sharing a story I thought was worth some entertainment... :wg:

Quote:

Originally Posted by G-13

Buff is that you or did someone hijack your acocunt, you just always sounded more level headed in most of your posts..it just doesnt sound like you...
09-01-2005, 08:09 AM
MBaraso

I'm convinced that girls like scumbags like that...
09-01-2005, 08:11 AM
Jack87

Was he really a hobo???

Damn that's one lucky hobo I love redheads too... :lol:

Quote:

Originally Posted by juicy_brucy

Then, this nice looking red head busts in with big tits and all and gives this hobo a kiss. She was so hot, you have no Idea.
WTF?? how did this skinny dirty hobo score a hot chick?
I just don't get it.
I wanted to smash him so bad.
09-01-2005, 11:09 AM
jmt

Did he buy Magnums? That might have answered your question right there.

I try not to let that kinda stuff bother me. The girl obviously new he was a scumbag. Maybe she was a hooker?

I just like to think Darwin's right, and him and people like him will die out pretty soon.
09-01-2005, 11:17 AM
IronFreakX

you have the rite 100% to get mad...like he has the rite to go in there buy the cheapest condom and **** the hot chick...ironic eh :rolleyes:
09-01-2005, 02:02 PM
Jack87

I was waiting for that question... lol

No he bought extra smalls... lol

So I guess that means he goes downtown then... :D

You guys are to much... :lol:

And no damn it, I've been to Vegas and a ton of cities in the US.. Me and
my boys on business trips would go out looking for the hot spots and saw
plenty of street shit... :wg:

I know a hooker when I see a hooker... She was his girl... ;)

Quote:

Originally Posted by jmt

Did he buy Magnums? That might have answered your question right there.

I try not to let that kinda stuff bother me. The girl obviously new he was a scumbag. Maybe she was a hooker?

I just like to think Darwin's right, and him and people like him will die out pretty soon.
09-01-2005, 02:47 PM
Kärnfysikern

why girls would pic some of the filth that would be a bad represenative of a monkey I will never understand.

But a girl that looks nice might be just as trashy inside as the filthy dude is on the outside and its just a matter of time untill she is a crack whore so maby it all evens out.