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    Talking Thanks Testosterone!!!

    I Just started a new job about 3 weeks ago...

    I was a normal employee, and after my first paycheck, I bought a cycle of test.

    Well now I'm on that cycle, And I'm kicking ass at work. I Just got a promotion from my (Hot ass!) boss.

    I'm not even out of training yet to become a regular person at this job and now I'm a supervisor..

    I asked my boss "What made you want to hire me so quickly anyways, I wasnt even out of training?" she said "We need that testosterone around here "

    Haha! Testosterone kicks ass!!!!

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    Congrats!

    Try to sleep w/your boss!

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    Sounds like she wants to get into your pants!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    Congrats!

    Try to sleep w/your boss!

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    I second this. SwoleCat beat me too it. This is also my advice to you!

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    hope i get the same experiance after i put together my cycle, can never get too many promotions.... oh and show your boss the Captin_Testies

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jakspro
    oh and show your boss the Captin_Testies
    lmao..ya man she wants u..at least i think so

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    Dude she's been flirting iwth me all day!!!! its drivin me nuts!

    She's like "Oh it must be so hard to deal with all these girls falling all over you" blah blah...and then I put a pic up (Our whole work communicates through msn so we dont have to get up and talk to each other all the time) of me with my shirt off..

    and she said "I would comment on that...but I like my job, I dont want to get fired" lol...urgh, the sexual tension is rising my friends..


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    BANG HER DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!



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    ha get at it... haha i see a thread starting from you in like a week -- "anybody else fcuk thier boss"

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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    Congrats!

    Try to sleep w/your boss!

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    and then post the video of it on AR.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain_test
    Dude she's been flirting iwth me all day!!!! its drivin me nuts!

    She's like "Oh it must be so hard to deal with all these girls falling all over you" blah blah...and then I put a pic up (Our whole work communicates through msn so we dont have to get up and talk to each other all the time) of me with my shirt off..

    and she said "I would comment on that...but I like my job, I dont want to get fired" lol...urgh, the sexual tension is rising my friends..

    tell her you need the special training.

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    Yeah make sure to film it so you can blackmail her later if problems arise

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    Quote Originally Posted by ReX357
    Yeah make sure to film it so you can blackmail her later if problems arise
    there we go. serves 2 purposes.

    1) for bragging rights
    2) blackmail

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    Heres what she's saying now....

    we were talking about some idiot saying something stupid to me on messenger, trying to be all funny..and then when he saw me in person he had that "Oh sh!t" look on his face..

    she says : Yea You're very intimidating...I'm thinking I better stay in line before you break me in half!
    ^Keeping in mind that she is MY supervisor..

    ......argh! does this girl not know I'm running 500 mg of test Cyp a week?! I need a cold ice pack at work when things get heated up like this...

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    Only bad shyt happens when you bang your boss.

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    I told my dad about it, and he was like "You know you're going to get fired if you climb on top of her" I was like...hmmmm she's hot though!

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    i aways tell my bros that pheromones(sp?) are for real!

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    I Swear they are...Have you ever made out with a good lookin girl and just not "felt" it? And made out with a less good looking girl, and been going nuts? I Swear its phreromones!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain_test
    I told my dad about it, and he was like "You know you're going to get fired if you climb on top of her" I was like...hmmmm she's hot though!
    ya you will probably get fired, but at least you'll get a piece and go down in flames.

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    STICK it in her ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PaRiS2005
    STICK it in her ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    i love you!

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    Quote Originally Posted by punchrf
    i love you!
    He needs to have his way with her in the faculty bathroom, or on her desk...JMO

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    Quote Originally Posted by PaRiS2005
    STICK it in her ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    i am at a loss of words..beautiful

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    Quote Originally Posted by PaRiS2005
    He needs to have his way with her in the faculty bathroom, or on her desk...JMO
    i'm sitting here at my desk thinking about this quote.

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    desk desk do it on the desk...and film it...just her tho..i dont wanna see much of u

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    hahaha...paris you're killin me here

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    Quote Originally Posted by PaRiS2005
    all we wanna see is the penetration...lmao...
    sounds like you're in a frisky mood today paris.

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    haha you deleted your post but not before i quoted it.

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    Lol sticking it in her ass would be "Delightful" thanks Paris..

    Ok so I guess I better kinda try to explain how she looks, Anyone watch Rescue Me on FX? The Girl Firefighter? She kinda reminds me of her, but bigger boobs geeze I need a frozen steak to stick down here while i'm "Working"=telling people what to do over here.........

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    mack on that! U better f*** her for me! lol..but ya..do that

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    even though you want too "dont put your peter in the payroll"

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    hmmm i would do it..couldnt help myself

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    Haha god it's hard to think with your head and not your dick...'specially when youre on a test cycle...


    peter in payroll....hahaha!

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    ya man...think with other head

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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    Congrats!

    Try to sleep w/your boss!

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    LMFAO that was the funniest thing I have read all day

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    Quote Originally Posted by kloter1
    even though you want too "dont put your peter in the payroll"
    could mean a healthy salary increase until you piss her off then you might not get a paycheck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by punchrf
    could mean a healthy salary increase until you piss her off then you might not get a paycheck.
    what i was thinking..better give her good sex

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    Quote Originally Posted by punchrf
    sounds like you're in a frisky mood today paris.
    hahaha!! Damn you!!!!

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    i was thinking the same..

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    Quote Originally Posted by punchrf
    could mean a healthy salary increase until you piss her off then you might not get a paycheck.

    ....*orders 5 bottles of Cialis right away(Next day delivery)*

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