>> > WIFE: "Let me ask you a question.
>> >
>> > HUSBAND: "Oh, Lord, let's not do this."
>> >
>> > WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
>> >
>> > HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
>> >
>> > WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"
>> >
>> > HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
>> >
>> > WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
>> >
>> > HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."
>> >
>> > WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)."
>> >
>> > HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).
>> >
>> > WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
>> >
>> > HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."
>> >
>> > WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
>> >
>> > HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
>> >
>> > WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
>> >
>> > HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."
>> >
>> > WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
>> >
>> > HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
>> >
>> > WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
>> >
>> > HUSBAND: "No, she's left -handed."
>> >
>> > WIFE: - - - silence - -
>> >
>> > HUSBAND: "Shit.">> >
