I'm seriously questions some people's ass wiping technique.
You ever walk by those guys at the gym. The ones that smell. But not like sweat or BO. They smell like they just pinched off a rosebud.
I swear, I was bench pressing, just finished a set, and sat up right as some dude walked by me. The smell was so horrible I dry heaved.
"For God's sake, will somebody get this kid a wet-nap?"