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  1. 09-02-2005, 07:29 AM #1
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    Unhappy I got harpooned with a fork!!!!!!!

    This is kinda funny........... My girl and I got into an arguement over something that was said that was mistaken ( she took something I said wrong) .............. and I made the mistake of calling her a bitch and she threw the only thing she had in her hand (it happend to be a fork)............... I raised my arm to block my head and thunk I look down and I have a fork lodged in my side!!!!!!!!!!!!!I went off I couldnt believe I just got harpooned be a fukin fork!!!!!!!!!!!!! She said she was sorry and didnt mean to do that............ Every thing is cool this morning its kinda funny this morning until I turn then it hurts and isnt funny anymore
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    Lol, just be glad she didn't have a knife.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigbadbootydaddy
    Lol, just be glad she didn't have a knife.
    LMAO no doubt

    I bet she could throw that fork a thousand times and never get it to stick again

    But I aint gonna let her try
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    She's a keeper

    I think girls that are tough enough to engage in physical violence (i.e. punching, slapping, throwing things, pulling hair biting) when they are angry are awesome. Go by her an engagement ring and get some plastic forks while your out.
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    Damn bro you have some bad ass luck... lol

    Quote Originally Posted by CRUISECONTROL
    This is kinda funny........... My girl and I got into an arguement over something that was said that was mistaken ( she took something I said wrong) .............. and I made the mistake of calling her a bitch and she threw the only thing she had in her hand (it happend to be a fork)............... I raised my arm to block my head and thunk I look down and I have a fork lodged in my side!!!!!!!!!!!!!I went off I couldnt believe I just got harpooned be a fukin fork!!!!!!!!!!!!! She said she was sorry and didnt mean to do that............ Every thing is cool this morning its kinda funny this morning until I turn then it hurts and isnt funny anymore
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    Quote Originally Posted by Deadend
    I think girls that are tough enough to engage in physical violence (i.e. punching, slapping, throwing things, pulling hair biting) when they are angry are awesome. Go by her an engagement ring and get some plastic forks while your out.
    We have been engaged for 2 years heres a pic of the ring
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    Quote Originally Posted by buff87
    Damn bro you have some bad ass luck... lol

    I'm Irish its always luck....... Some good some bad no inbetween
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    baahahhhahah!!! When the fork was lodged in ya, you should have belched out lauging and looking at it at the same time... this would have freaked her right out!! nice avy by the way g!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Justin Sane
    baahahhhahah!!! When the fork was lodged in ya, you should have belched out lauging and looking at it at the same time... this would have freaked her right out!! nice avy by the way g!
    Hahahahahaha I was in disbelief more than anything

    and thanks
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    God I wish you had a pic
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jdawg50
    God I wish you had a pic
    I shoulda taken one with the fork still in
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    Its just a swollen love handle with 4 red holes
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    Quote Originally Posted by CRUISECONTROL
    Its just a swollen love handle with 4 red holes
    She must now let you put it in her pooper! It's the only way!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Justin Sane
    She must now let you put it in her pooper! It's the only way!
    She should let me everyday .............. did you see that rock she got?????
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    I know the feeling... lol

    At least she aimed high and not to low...

    Quote Originally Posted by CRUISECONTROL
    I'm Irish its always luck....... Some good some bad no inbetween
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    Quote Originally Posted by buff87
    I know the feeling... lol

    At least she aimed high and not to low...

    WHew that woulda been bad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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    Quote Originally Posted by CRUISECONTROL
    She should let me everyday .............. did you see that rock she got?????
    I like it dude... it's fuking nice... this is coming from a guy who sells diamond jewelry for a livin'! Good shiet! What are the specs on it if you don't mind me asking?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Justin Sane
    I like it dude... it's fuking nice... this is coming from a guy who sells diamond jewelry for a livin'! Good shiet! What are the specs on it if you don't mind me asking?
    Center stone 1karat and .5 karats per side total 2 karats VS1 center stone and VVS on the side stones

    Got it from a jewler in beverly hills
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    Now you do realize that you two will be telling this story about this time your wife "forked you" to friends, family, your kids and grandkids until you're both old and grey?

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    Quote Originally Posted by CRUISECONTROL
    Center stone 1karat and .5 karats per side total 2 karats VS1 center stone and VVS on the side stones

    Got it from a jewler in beverly hills
    must of had a nice price tag on it eh?!?! Good stuff though, very nice ring! VS1!!! I guess you really do care about the fork thrower!!! haha.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Red Ketchup
    Now you do realize that you two will be telling this story about this time your wife "forked you" to friends, family, your kids and grandkids until you're both old and grey?

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    IronFreakX would have loved to be in your position... he probably would have started humping the girls leg!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Justin Sane
    must of had a nice price tag on it eh?!?! Good stuff though, very nice ring! VS1!!! I guess you really do care about the fork thrower!!! haha.

    yep I bought it two years ago and yes it was a little pricey (still payin for it took out a personal loan and seperate insurance policy on it)but I did my research and double checked its clarity and appraisal............ and yeah I care about the fork thrower
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    Quote Originally Posted by Justin Sane
    IronFreakX would have loved to be in your position... he probably would have started humping the girls leg!

    ROFLMAO yeah he is into the goth S&M stuff
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    You should have screamed then played dead when the fork got stuck in you.
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    That must be one sharp ass fork!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    That must be one sharp ass fork!!!!!

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    No its just a normal dinner fork it just happend to hit me in my love handle which I guess was soft enough to puncture through
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    just changed my location
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    Thats it I'm taking the advice and getting plastic silverware
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    after she stuck the fork in you she should have yelled "your done!" by the way, glad all's well that ends well but i definitly would have tested out my throwing arm with that ring. it would have been way out in the street or at least on top of the roof!
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    Quote Originally Posted by 1819
    after she stuck the fork in you she should have yelled "your done!" by the way, glad all's well that ends well but i definitly would have tested out my throwing arm with that ring. it would have been way out in the street or at least on top of the roof!
    hahahah you just made me laugh out loud

    knowing my luck I woulda lost the dam thing and she woulda def killed me then
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    Quote Originally Posted by CRUISECONTROL
    hahahah you just made me laugh out loud

    knowing my luck I woulda lost the dam thing and she woulda def killed me then
    no. the worst part is after you calm down you're the one who would have had to go retreive the thing anyway.
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    IronFreakX would have loved to be in your position... he probably would have started humping the girls leg!
    Forks are so amature....KNIVES are where its at....

    CC is gay btw

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    Quote Originally Posted by 1819
    no. the worst part is after you calm down you're the one who would have had to go retreive the thing anyway.

    Lol
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    hm..good story..getting forked eh??

    My friend was drunk once and I walked up to the dart board to get mine out (these were new medal tip darts) and started laughing and threw 3 and one got stuck in my elbow and just kinna hung there and one in my lower back and the other hit my upper back and fell..all fun and games tho
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    Quote Originally Posted by chest6
    hm..good story..getting forked eh??

    My friend was drunk once and I walked up to the dart board to get mine out (these were new medal tip darts) and started laughing and threw 3 and one got stuck in my elbow and just kinna hung there and one in my lower back and the other hit my upper back and fell..all fun and games tho
    why did you just stand there
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    Quote Originally Posted by CRUISECONTROL
    why did you just stand there
    he threw them all in a span of less than a second. He said he threw two in one hand and one in the other both arms same time....
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    Quote Originally Posted by chest6
    he threw them all in a span of less than a second. He said he threw two in one hand and one in the other both arms same time....
    That fuka
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    Quote Originally Posted by chest6
    he threw them all in a span of less than a second. He said he threw two in one hand and one in the other both arms same time....
    i would have been looking for the closest blunt object i could find that i could swing quickly. i don't care who it is, if i get darts thrown at me i'm raging on them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colossus1
    You should have screamed then played dead when the fork got stuck in you.
    now that would have been some funny $hit!
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