Its sunday.. 10:20 I have to be up at 6 to get to school.. Its my first day in a new Uni, I was feeling sick at the thought of it so I got drunk lol!
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Its sunday.. 10:20 I have to be up at 6 to get to school.. Its my first day in a new Uni, I was feeling sick at the thought of it so I got drunk lol!
you should have got drunk in the morning BEFORE school....then you would be all relaxed and hitting up on all the girlies..... :beer: = :aalostit: <-you
much better ideaQuote:
Originally Posted by tonytone
geting smashed before class is awesome
just to think, these kids are the future of america........:D lol
what a great idea..... :?:
alcohol breath in the morning, everybody will think your a drunk.. wait till at least the second week. :wg:
haha well ya..i have only done it once. It was summer school 2 summers ago. Other than that in the last year, I have been drunk 3 times..I think thats pretty good eh?Quote:
Originally Posted by devil1
alcohol breath is the worst. that's even worse than the hangover.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tazwell
Well it was orientation today. Went alright.. The amount of hot girls is unbelievable
you know... i always wanted to do that and never did.... (so pissed) hahahaQuote:
Originally Posted by tonytone
but great thread tho!!! LOLOL
Reminds me of a song
Every day in lunch in the High School
All of my senior year
I'd drink my Coca-Cola with a touch of Everclear.
I never had to study math, science or history.
I'd have a chemical flashback to jog my memory.
In my junior year, I swore i loved sweet miss Cherry Ann.
One night I put some Everclear, in her Dr. Pepper can.
I thought it'd make her easy, but she took it pretty hard.
I took her home and rang her doorbell, left her lying in the yard.
-CHORUS-
Tequila dries me out.
And beer just makes me fat.
Whiskey makes me nautious tell me who the hell needs that.
Well if you're thinking about drinking, than the answer's crystal clear.
It's the invisible intoxicant, it's called Everclear.
I remember my church picnic, in the Spring of '89.
Yeah they had four fresh watermelons, sliced right of the vine.
When they bowed their heads, giving grace for the food.
I poured out my bottle and soaked them melons good
They never know what hit 'em, when the potion went to work.
There were grandmas doing backflips, grandpas lookin' up their skirts.
They were singin' ALELLUIA, and Willie Nelson songs.
Preacher said it was the best damn picnic that the Baptists had ever thrown.
-CHORUS-
When I'm drinking Everclear, I think I'm king of this whole world.
I'm bigger and badder than John Wayne and cooler than Steve Earle.
Until I wake up, and I'm face down in the hall.
Hey I'm completely naked, for a reason I can't recall.
Well I'm kinda sorta thinking, that maybe I met a chick.
Cause there's perfume in the air and lipstick on my dick.
Well I hope that she was pretty and I hope that she was kind
enough to leave my clothes somewhere easy to find.
-Chorus-
Nothing like public intoxication to make yourself feel cool AND look cool around new people...
Yay for first impressions!! ;)
:lol: Funny I dont remember most of the people I met when I was drunk :scratch:Quote:
Originally Posted by PaRiS2005
LOL, you sound like me, but I am a loooot older
Well considering I dont live at school I drive (bout 40 min) I was getting drunk at home with some friends ;)
that's odd. that seems to happen to me. i was looking through my phone the other day after a night of drinking and had 3 new girls #'s in my phone. candace, kaycee and sara. :scratch:Quote:
Originally Posted by CRUISECONTROL
if only i could remember what they look like i might call them.
It's all sarcasm...;)
It sure as hell best be lolQuote:
Originally Posted by PaRiS2005
You should know me better to know thats all it ever is!! :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by needmorestrength
My bad lolQuote:
Originally Posted by PaRiS2005
hey nms..what school?
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Originally Posted by Jdawg50
Older than Me or NMS???????? Cause you cant be older than this old dog!!!!!!!!:D
queens you whoreQuote:
Originally Posted by chest6
BOO, you whore! ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by needmorestrength
im no whore
why didnt you hit up Ottawa U fukker!
I'm A Whore :wg:
Needed a good school :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by bigrob33
burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnnnn n!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nothing wrong with whores! Who wants to be mine?
ohhh ohhhh me me meQuote:
Originally Posted by PaRiS2005