09-07-2005, 09:16 AM #1
A depressed young woman from a Manhattan finishing school
was so desperate that she decided to end her life by
throwing herself into the ocean. When she went down
to the docks, a handsome young sailor noticed her tears,
took pity on her, and said, "Look, you've got a lot
to live for. I'm off to Europe in the morning, and if
you like, I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take
good care of you and bring you food every day."
"Moving closer, he slipped his arm around her shoulder
and added, "I'll keep you happy, and you'll keep me
The girl nodded. What did she have to lose?
That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her
in a lifeboat.
From then on, every night he brought her three sandwiches
and a piece of fruit, and they made passionate love
Three weeks later, during a routine search, she was
discovered by the captain.
"What are you doing here?" he asked.
"I had an arrangement with one of the sailors," she
explained. "He's taking me to Europe, and every night
he came and screwed me."
"He sure did, lady," said the captain. "This is the
Staten Island Ferry."
09-07-2005, 09:29 AM #2
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