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09-05-2005, 08:10 PM #1
Drunnnnk
Its sunday.. 10:20 I have to be up at 6 to get to school.. Its my first day in a new Uni, I was feeling sick at the thought of it so I got drunk lol!
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09-05-2005, 08:37 PM #2
you should have got drunk in the morning BEFORE school....then you would be all relaxed and hitting up on all the girlies..... = <-you
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09-05-2005, 08:39 PM #3Originally Posted by tonytone
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09-05-2005, 09:58 PM #4
geting smashed before class is awesome
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09-05-2005, 10:03 PM #5
just to think, these kids are the future of america........ lol
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09-05-2005, 10:53 PM #6Associate Member
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what a great idea.....
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09-05-2005, 11:32 PM #7
alcohol breath in the morning, everybody will think your a drunk.. wait till at least the second week.
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09-05-2005, 11:34 PM #8Originally Posted by devil1
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09-06-2005, 09:49 AM #9Originally Posted by Tazwell
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09-06-2005, 10:11 AM #10
Well it was orientation today. Went alright.. The amount of hot girls is unbelievable
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09-07-2005, 08:55 AM #11Originally Posted by tonytone
but great thread tho!!! LOLOL
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09-07-2005, 09:21 AM #12
Reminds me of a song
Every day in lunch in the High School
All of my senior year
I'd drink my Coca-Cola with a touch of Everclear.
I never had to study math, science or history.
I'd have a chemical flashback to jog my memory.
In my junior year, I swore i loved sweet miss Cherry Ann.
One night I put some Everclear, in her Dr. Pepper can.
I thought it'd make her easy, but she took it pretty hard.
I took her home and rang her doorbell, left her lying in the yard.
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Tequila dries me out.
And beer just makes me fat.
Whiskey makes me nautious tell me who the hell needs that.
Well if you're thinking about drinking, than the answer's crystal clear.
It's the invisible intoxicant, it's called Everclear.
I remember my church picnic, in the Spring of '89.
Yeah they had four fresh watermelons, sliced right of the vine.
When they bowed their heads, giving grace for the food.
I poured out my bottle and soaked them melons good
They never know what hit 'em, when the potion went to work.
There were grandmas doing backflips, grandpas lookin' up their skirts.
They were singin' ALELLUIA, and Willie Nelson songs.
Preacher said it was the best damn picnic that the Baptists had ever thrown.
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When I'm drinking Everclear, I think I'm king of this whole world.
I'm bigger and badder than John Wayne and cooler than Steve Earle.
Until I wake up, and I'm face down in the hall.
Hey I'm completely naked, for a reason I can't recall.
Well I'm kinda sorta thinking, that maybe I met a chick.
Cause there's perfume in the air and lipstick on my dick.
Well I hope that she was pretty and I hope that she was kind
enough to leave my clothes somewhere easy to find.
-Chorus-
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09-07-2005, 10:13 AM #13Female Member
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Nothing like public intoxication to make yourself feel cool AND look cool around new people...
Yay for first impressions!!
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09-07-2005, 04:56 PM #14Originally Posted by PaRiS2005
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09-07-2005, 05:12 PM #15
LOL, you sound like me, but I am a loooot older
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09-07-2005, 05:34 PM #16
Well considering I dont live at school I drive (bout 40 min) I was getting drunk at home with some friends
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09-07-2005, 05:49 PM #17Originally Posted by CRUISECONTROL
if only i could remember what they look like i might call them.
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09-07-2005, 06:17 PM #18Female Member
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It's all sarcasm...
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09-07-2005, 06:22 PM #19Originally Posted by PaRiS2005
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09-07-2005, 06:24 PM #20Female Member
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Originally Posted by needmorestrength
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09-07-2005, 06:27 PM #21Originally Posted by PaRiS2005
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09-07-2005, 07:37 PM #22
hey nms..what school?
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09-07-2005, 09:20 PM #23Originally Posted by Jdawg50
Older than Me or NMS???????? Cause you cant be older than this old dog!!!!!!!!
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09-08-2005, 09:45 AM #24Originally Posted by chest6
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09-08-2005, 12:51 PM #25Female Member
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Originally Posted by needmorestrength
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09-08-2005, 01:02 PM #26
im no whore
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09-08-2005, 01:04 PM #27
why didnt you hit up Ottawa U fukker!
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09-08-2005, 01:40 PM #28
I'm A Whore
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09-08-2005, 02:24 PM #29Originally Posted by bigrob33
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09-08-2005, 02:26 PM #30Female Member
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burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnnnn n!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nothing wrong with whores! Who wants to be mine?
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09-08-2005, 04:23 PM #31Originally Posted by PaRiS2005
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