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    Subject: my cremated hubby



    Martha recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes
    home. Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the patio
    table.



    Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she started talking to him.
    "Herman, you know that fur coat and new car you promised me? I bought it
    with the insurance money!"



    She paused for a few minutes and while tracing her fingers in the ashes she
    said, "Herman, remember that diamond necklace and matching bracelet you
    promised me? Bought those to with the insurance money!



    Finally, still tracing her fingers in the ashes, she said, "Herman, remember
    that blow job I promised you?



    Here you go!!!

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    thats pretty fcked up... but i still laughed

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    Quote Originally Posted by HeavyHitter
    thats pretty fcked up... but i still laughed
    What HH said!

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