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I made it only 1 million so people could be a bit more realistic. When you say like 100million people get all crazy.
I would pay off my house, car, debt, and buy a nice place in the mountains near a ski resort. I would also probably invest in some type of business.
How about you guys
Invest it and become a multi-millionaire. I'd use some of the interest to fund a life of scuba diving, island hopping and shopping for a high class mail order bride.
id be the next MR OLYMPIA ...truckloads of juice !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Keep in mind, after taxes you'd have about 590K or less.... sooo what specific investment would you get into?Quote:
Originally Posted by ginkobulloba
Right now real estate. Or I'd be a loan shark.
I'd do exactly the same thing I'm doing right now, albiet with less money. I subscribe to a newsletter that is completely idiot proof. The man tells you what stocks to buy, when to buy them, and when to sell them. I swear by his recommendations. 90% of what he recommends goes up, just like he says it will. I made something like $300 today doing absolutely nothing. Of course, tomorrow it could go down some, but all said, in the last year my portfolio has gone up around 40%.
Well hook a brotha up with the link!
"i would buy a million dollar car"
No problem dude. Just go to pirateinvestor.com and click on: Steve Sjuggerud's True Wealth. I'm pretty sure you can join from that page or it will tell you how to. It's $99 a year, but completely refundable if you don't like it.
YOu mean a 600K carQuote:
Originally Posted by copenhagen
TY I will check it outQuote:
Originally Posted by ginkobulloba
go to vegas and put it all on red..
live off intrest for the rest of my life and never get maried....thos biatches get half
I would buy a titty bar. I would buy my condo from my ex sweetie and partner in crime, who still owns it. I would become fully female so I would be a genuine three-holer. I would have Nellie, my dear old Nova, tricked out and spiffed up by some real professionals. I would maybe run for office, probably city council or something. Devote some time to doing civic things. Of course I would give up tricking. Maybe I would give the politics a pass... but everything else, yes. I might even continue my education, possibly pursue a law degree at Tulane, sit for the Bar Exam and open a practice, and do a lot of pro bono work for the trans community. I would buy LOTS of gear. I guess that's about it.
Musingly
Anna Bollick, JSRH
if i get the entire million, id spend about 25percent, car house and so on, the rest id save and keep workin.
Start my own titty bar, sex sells, you cant go wrong
buy my own gym
I've looked into it. A friend of mine owns a couple here in the US. To do it for less than a million is impossible, at least in the US. You'd have to get investors involved. In another country it might be possible to do it for much less and still make loads of money. I'm currently working on a book on this subject.Quote:
Originally Posted by stayinstacked
The biggest expense I would think would be the property and the licenses and insurance. It'd be a close call I would think, but you dont think 600 g's could get the job done?Quote:
Originally Posted by ginkobulloba
After all the interior decorating and landscaping plus what you just mentioned, I don't think you'd have much left over. Guess it depends if you want a butt naked or a higher scale place.Quote:
Originally Posted by stayinstacked
decorating and landscaping???? dude, have you ever been to one of these shit holes over here in the US. I'm not talking about Vegas here, I'm talking about "Joe Schmoes house of ho's" actually, thats what I'll call it!!! The people in my parts dont care about landscaping and interior decorating, all they want is Icehouse and tits
There's much more money to be made in a higher class place where people actually spend money instead of sit in the corner and buy 1$ dances. 18 year olds don't exactly have cash like a 35year old business owner and his 5 married friends.
Id pull you over...Quote:
Originally Posted by copenhagen
Yeah, true. I guess I'd just have to open a shithole and start small, then upgrade when I made some money off it, or found investors. Actually, finding investors before you started would be the smartest thing to do.Quote:
Originally Posted by IBdmfkr
Not much of a car and house bro even if it is the entire million. Basically 200K in a house and 50 into a car i guess it also depends on where you are buying but from what is going on the west coast you wont get more than a 2 bedroom condo in a ok area for 200KQuote:
Originally Posted by Decadbal
600 K i would buy some long and short straddle options very selectivly and watch the markets full time instead of working. either that or i would open a boat sales and rental shop and rent drivers and boats to take people out to wakeboard ski or whatever. That wouldnt be work and that would be perfect.
I bounced, then managed a full-nude joint here in CA for about a year. I can tell you that they are big time money making machines!! High class or $hitty, they turn out cash hand over fist.
The biggest expense they have, I swear to god, are lawyers. The owner for the place that I worked owned two clubs himself (was part owner in a third) and had a team of lawyers on staff. Lawsuits ranging from indecency to prostitution to drugs.
It's a high risk business, but he had a Viper, two Mercedes (one for him, one for the wife), a Prowler (he was a Dodge fan) and I never knew how many motorcycles he had. I saw a Ducati and a couple of Harley's. High risk pays high dividends.
So yeah, if I had a Mil to invest.. I'd find a nice law firm, some good property, a bunch of strippers and make my fortune.
Farva: It doesn't matter cause I'm going to win ten million dollars.
Thorny: What are you going to do with ten million dollars, and you can't say buy the Cleveland Cavaliers.
Farva: I'd buy a ten million dollar car.
Thorny: That's fine I'd still pull you over.
Farva: Bull Shit. You couldn't pull me over, and even if you did I'd activate my car's wings and I'd fly away.
"I'd tell you what I'd do with a million dollars.....two chicks at the same time man" (office space)
no doubt. always take found money to the casino.Quote:
Originally Posted by G-13
hire a chef and personal shopper, the shopper to buy all my food and the chef to cook it when i want it
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Originally Posted by stayinstacked
Right on brother!
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If I won a million bucks? Hmmm well since lottery winnings are non taxable here I'd get the full million...
- I think I'd take the first 250k and put it in a trust fund for my kid.
- Then 50-100k would go towards getting my kid in a good private high school for the next 5 years.
- Then I'd invest 500k as my retirement nest egg / rainy day fund
- Finally I'd spend the rest to pay off my debts and treat my family a bit. Maybe buy a new car.
A mil isn't that much money nowadays...
Red
i would probably just spend it on booze.
oh ya and a spare liver.
non taxable in canada? wow. yea but million thats like what in canada 40 bucks? :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Red Ketchup
Brand new car:
Acura TL A-Spec, white, camel leather, navigation, and bodykit
fix my broken nose
Donate about 100grand to New Orleans
Buy my dad a '63 Corvette and an '05 luxury car
Buy my mom a vacation around the world and hire a maid so she can have no chores to do
Give them money to retire on
Split 100g's between the rest of my family
Buy food food food, my own treadmill, protein shakes all the time
Hire Swole as my trainer for liek 10 years lol
$1,000,000 CAD = $843,706.92 USD at the current exchange rate. You're better off winning a mil in Canada than in the USQuote:
Originally Posted by 1819
yea after taxes in u.s. you're right. many years ago, when i worked in canada, i got payed in usd but payed income taxes in canada. dont really know how any of that works but my financial advisor told me "not to worry" i wonder if i got ripped.Quote:
Originally Posted by Polska
i'm not sure 1 million would go that far. :scratch:Quote:
Originally Posted by El Jugo Buen0