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09-16-2005, 12:38 AM #1
female members, will this work for me
if i come up to you in a bar and say...
you look like the skinny version of this whore i used to sleep with,
or if your skinny, i say
you look just like this fat chick i used to bang, only skinny..
how far will that get me
i know you girls like words of encouragement.
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09-16-2005, 12:48 AM #2
I would say that will definitely work.
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09-16-2005, 12:49 AM #3
your such a pimp deca !!!!!
Alex
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09-16-2005, 12:49 AM #4
i dont see how that would work lol..
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09-16-2005, 12:53 AM #5Originally Posted by collar
well someone is going to get offended by that i bet
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09-16-2005, 01:00 AM #6
i honestly dont see how they would work lol
its like offending them lol
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09-16-2005, 01:02 AM #7
this is called satire collar...
satire
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09-16-2005, 01:05 AM #8Originally Posted by collar
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09-16-2005, 01:06 AM #9
This might work better:
"O shit...you're so fvcking ugly...no one will EVER want to take you home...you might as well come home with me let me bone you out of pity"
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09-16-2005, 01:06 AM #10Originally Posted by Narkissos
roflmfao..
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09-16-2005, 01:16 AM #11
It works...getting slapped is just foreplay
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09-16-2005, 01:17 AM #12Originally Posted by Narkissos
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09-16-2005, 01:22 AM #13
slapping is realy a way for the to touch you... its all over after the initial touch
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09-16-2005, 01:24 AM #14
lol... slapping is like her leading you to the bed and saying "strip"
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09-16-2005, 01:42 AM #15Originally Posted by Narkissos
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09-16-2005, 01:48 AM #16
oh i see
might have to try that then
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09-16-2005, 01:50 AM #17
tell her, that if she became a man, youd find her equallly attractive
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09-16-2005, 01:58 AM #18
Yea that one works for real.
Almost as good as...
Didn't i see your pic on a shemale website?
Dude you're hot!
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09-16-2005, 04:50 AM #19
Keep working on it
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09-16-2005, 05:51 AM #20Originally Posted by Narkissos
How has that worked for you, in the past?
I have serious reserves about your methods.
I personally didn't think much of the picture that you sent me of your new "bed fellow".....................
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09-16-2005, 06:21 AM #21Originally Posted by Bigen12
holy shit that looks just like..........Anna Bollick's avvy. LMFAO
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09-16-2005, 06:23 AM #22Originally Posted by dirtyvegas
You're right!
Now we know her connection, her and Narc are an item.....
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09-16-2005, 07:24 AM #23
swoon! you have a way with words deca lol
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09-16-2005, 07:56 AM #24
thats way too romantic...
broads like it when you just cut to the chase bro.... just be out with it....be totally straight up with em.
and since using this cut to the chase technique....I've been very SUCcessful
I cut "suc my fukin balls right gatdamn now bitch"
down to "suc balls gatdamn bitch"
it really has changed my life.
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09-16-2005, 07:59 AM #25Senior Member
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Originally Posted by Dally
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09-16-2005, 12:50 PM #26
What a stupid fu*king thread!
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09-16-2005, 02:07 PM #27
Smooth ass a babies ass!!!
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09-16-2005, 02:08 PM #28Originally Posted by tboney
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09-16-2005, 02:14 PM #29Originally Posted by tboney
faggot
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09-16-2005, 02:16 PM #30Originally Posted by Dally
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09-16-2005, 05:04 PM #31Originally Posted by Decadbal
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09-16-2005, 11:13 PM #32Originally Posted by dirtyvegas
Indignantly yours,
Anna Bollick
The PRETTY one.
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09-18-2005, 04:31 AM #33Originally Posted by Dally
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09-18-2005, 06:57 AM #34
I usually go with "Hi! Wanna fück?"
To which they usually reply: "Well, I wasn't going to... but you talked me into it... you smooth bastard!"
Red
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09-18-2005, 07:56 AM #35Junior Member
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Nice joke buddy, I don't think it would work.
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